Balotelli's Vow is Broken

[attackfighter]

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/uefa-investigate-balotelli-banana-reports-141016179.html

So Balotelli once made a vow that he would kill anyone who threw a banana at him. Since then he has had bananas thrown at him yet he has failed to commit murder. For failing to complete this quest, he has lost 3 points of reputation and his alignment has shifted one point towards chaotic. What are your thoughts on this? Bonus video.


Link to video.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

How droll. This would be amusing if racist jerks throwing bananas at people was funny and the recipients of said projectiles getting so rightly pissed off that they threaten to kill the banana throwers was also funny.

However, both these conditions for humor are not met, so thread fails to amuse.

 

[azzaman333]

He can't kill someone for throwing a banana at him if he doesn't notice them throwing a banana at him.

 

[Glassfan]

Earlier, in the "Boycott" thread, I pointed out that racism was a problem in the games.

Racism was a major source of concern in Poland and Ukraine before the tournament and Italy striker Mario Balotelli said he would "kill" anyone who threw bananas at him in the street or walk off the pitch if he heard monkey noises during a match.

attackfighter, what exactly do you find humorous about this?

 

[attackfighter]

What's humorous about it? Well first of all he is a moron, as demonstrated by the video I linked to. Second of all he is making idle death threats over minor hazing that all soccer players endure. Thirdly he is inadvertently encouraging people to throw bananas at him by showing them a reaction. This is a humorous situation... well for most people it is. But I forgot I'm at the forum where even the "non-serious" sub-forum is full of serious topics. I shouldn't expect you people to understand the concept of humour.

 

[emzie]

Racism is great! We should all share the joy or racism! Yay, racism!


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[Synobun]

What's humorous about it? Well first of all he is a moron, as demonstrated by the video I linked to. Second of all he is making idle death threats over minor hazing that all soccer players endure. Thirdly he is inadvertently encouraging people to throw bananas at him by showing them a reaction. This is a humorous situation... well for most people it is. But I forgot I'm at the forum where even the "non-serious" sub-forum is full of serious topics. I shouldn't expect you people to understand the concept of humour.

I can see how people being racist make blacks morons.

A+ reasoning, 10/10 would bang.

 

[Glassfan]

... I shouldn't expect you people to understand the concept of humour.

I understand and enjoy humor. What were you attempting?

 

[Truronian]

I shouldn't expect you people to understand the concept of humour.

Are we talking vitreous or aqueous?

 

[attackfighter]

Okay fine, you guys don't find Balotelli funny. I understand.

To make amends here is some humour that is more suitable for your tastes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAg1r6zw7Bg

 

[holy king]

hahaha, he threatened to kill people making racist remarks to him and then when they did he totally did not kill them hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha.

 

[Quackers]

Its not funny and i'm a connesieour of racist jokes.

 

[woody60707]

I found that youtube video funny as hell. Then I read this.

Racism is great! We should all share the joy or racism! Yay, racism!


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Dude, I already posted that on my FB. Why didn't you tell me this sooner!

 

[Mr. Dictator]

Okay fine, you guys don't find Balotelli funny. I understand.

To make amends here is some humour that is more suitable for your tastes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAg1r6zw7Bg

Wow, didn't expect the ball joke.

Got any more of those terrible balkan songs?

hahaha, he threatened to kill people making racist remarks to him and then when they did he totally did not kill them hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha.

lol! holy king made me lol

 

[Azale]

I liked the part where they were racist.

 

[attackfighter]

I'm going to make a thread tomorrow about how you're all hypocrites for being offended by this so-called "racism".

 

[cardgame]

rasism*

 

[Formaldehyde]

After all, I'm sure they don't intend throwing bananas at a black person as a racist attack. I'm sure they are just all vegetarians who are complaining about his diet.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I shouldn't expect you people to understand the concept of humour.

Yes. Let's all laugh. Ha. Ha. Ha. I hardly think you're even trying anymore, because despite your asinine attempts at humour, the only thing you're doing is hurting my impression of you.

 

[woody60707]

I don't understand how Bananas are rasist for black people?