Bearly Legal: Volume II

Bozo Erectus

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The New Jersey man who bagged the biggest black bear in state history brought him down with one shot and then spent hours hauling the 745-pound beast out of the woods.

But for Mark Utter, the experience was worth every minute.

"You have to understand, a bear this size for me is a once-in-a-lifetime trophy," said Utter, 54, an electrical and excavation contractor who has shot three other bears, two in Canada and one in New Jersey.

On Saturday, the last day of the season, Utter and his brothers, Keith and Lee, found a huge set of tracks and followed them to a thick part of a swamp.

"I was within 10 feet of him. He was just sitting there, but I could not see where to shoot, so I called for the others to get him out in the open," he told the Daily News.

Utter's brother Lee, and three other hunters drove the animal into a less wooded area, where Utter and his brother, Keith, were waiting. Utter fired his Remington slug gun from about 30 yards away, striking the animal in the lung.

"When you shoot a bear, you want to make sure you kill it," Utter told reporters. "They can be aggressive at times."

It took another three hours to field dress the animal and hoist it onto a flat-bottom boat, which Utter and his pals then hauled by winch onto the trailer of an all-terrain vehicle.

The beast had been plaguing his neighborhood, rummaging through garbage cans and scaring neighbors, so when the state issued hunting permits this year for the second time in 35 years, Utter saw his chance.

"I've hunted a lot so I'm not afraid of bears. You just need to use your head in how you take them," said Utter, who was recently elected to the Montague Township Committee.

Utter plans to have the bear stuffed and mounted on all fours, which measures about 7-1/2 feet in length. On his hind legs, the animal would reach a height of 9 feet, Utter said.

Meanwhile, Utter and his family have a freezer full of bear meat - roast, ground round, tenderloin and so on, which he pronounced "delicious."

"I love to marinade it with teriyaki sauce and put it on the grill," he said.
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/376048p-319427c.html

Yeah? You do? How about we marinade your pale, flabby,pockmarked ass for a few hours and then stake you out for the bears, you friggin murderer!:mad: Bears are people dammit! Im not crazy about it, but go shoot deers instead, theyre cute but dumb leaf munchers. Their purpose in life is to be eaten. Bears are sentient!:gripe:

Alright Im done, you can all laugh at me now:sad:
 
While I don't agree that bears are people (although probably closer to it than deer, as you pointed out), this story does upset me a bit too. I just don't understand how someone could see something as beautiful and noble as a bear and feel the need to shoot it...

Iggy: I think you're looking for the frogs and sheep music thread ;)
 
Yeah? You do? How about we marinade your pale, flabby,pockmarked ass for a few hours and then stake you out for the bears, you friggin murderer! Bears are people dammit! Im not crazy about it, but go shoot deers instead, theyre cute but dumb leaf munchers. Their purpose in life is to be eaten. Bears are sentient!

Maybe "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?" needs to become my standard reply.
 
There are enough human beings that aren't sentient, that I'm not about to declare that 100% of bears are. ;)

Besides, the meat didn't go to waste.
 
Well, I'm not going to laugh at you, but I have to admit I disagree with you. He hunted and is going to eat what he killed, so no problem there in my book.
 
The bear he shot had a life going on. How could somebody brag about killing him and eating him? Id gag if I was made to eat bear meat. Seriously, I think it should be considered murder.
 
I just don't understand how someone could see something as beautiful and noble as a bear and feel the need to shoot it...

They're goooood eatin'. :)

Besides, one bullet that costs less than $1 can get you what would have been hundreds of dollars worth of meat in the grocery store...
 
Suppose this fellow uses most of the animal - food, rug, etc. ? Surely there's some place for hunting in today's society?

Of course, we'd all respect him more if he'd used a smile and a knife.
 
Speedo said:
They're goooood eatin'. :)

Besides, one bullet that costs less than $1 can get you what would have been hundreds of dollars worth of meat in the grocery store...

That same bullet could have been used to shoot a grocery store clerk and net the hunter thousands of dollars worth of food, I guess.
 
Bozo Erectus said:
The bear he shot had a life going on. How could somebody brag about killing him and eating him? Id gag if I was made to eat bear meat. Seriously, I think it should be considered murder.

A life going on? Come on, he was living in a suburb in north Jersey. That is stretching the definition, at best. :lol:
 
Bear meat is good. Better then dear IMHO. It has a richer less gamey taste.


Bears are omnivoris eating mostly vegitation and fish. Seldom will it eat a land animal.


I'm all for more deer shouting. living around the D.C. area it is scary to see a herd of deer running across an 8 lane highway with cars going 60mph and above at 4:30 in the morning. The deer pop. is higher now then ever before and causing alot of property and bodily damage.

WE are man the very top of the food chain everything is food for us. :)
 
IglooDude said:
A life going on? Come on, he was living in a suburb in north Jersey. That is stretching the definition, at best. :lol:
I hope you arent advocating shooting and eating all large, carnivorous mammals in North Jersey, because then Id be on the menu.

Bears are certainly smarter than dogs. But everybody would be crying if he shot and ate a dog.
 
Despite Bozo's overly sentimental position, I have to side with him against the hunter.

Hunting is all well and good if the animals are a threat to your own survival or livelihood. But to this guy: "a bear this size [snip] is a once-in-a-lifetime trophy."

If he had shot the bear out of a need for protection, then I would have sympathised. But that wasn't the case. As such, he's a beast (and I mean the hunter).
 
Bears are certainly smarter than dogs. But everybody would be crying if he shot and ate a dog.

Not a bit.

Why don't you go out and hug a bear, and see if they love you as much as you love them? ;)
 
If I raised one from a cub, it would love me, just as much as a dog would.

@Ram, exactly. The guy killed an intelligent creature for no other reason than to marinate and grill it, and mount its head on the wall. It also surprises me that he's applauded in the media for it.
 
El,

A: I wouldnt sleep with a bear.

B: Why would it want to eat its 'Poppa Bear'?
 
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