Beat the Comment Above You

[Sonereal]

Roland Deschain shot Norris before Norris knew where he even was.

 

[Red_Spy]

Rasputin shot Roland Deschain before he shot Chuck Norris.

 

[remake20]

Aghjask;fkjas sent a virus to Rasputin and crashed his hard drive.

 

[W|M]

I used a You Are Mine virus on Aghjask;fkjas

 

[Save_Ferris]

I have a mac, so I won't get your virus.

 

[Red_Spy]

I have a PC.

 

[NickyJ]

My PC can blow up your PC.

 

[W|M]

My PC can initiate a Global Thermonuclear War.

 

[Save_Ferris]

I'll fly away on Spaceship Carthage (that's its name, and yes, I stole it from them).

 

[Yoshiegg737]

The Global Thermonuclear War destroys your Spaceship Carthage

 

[GamezRule]

My god powers stops your Thermonuclear War.

 

[W|M]

I have the god powers of all the gods from here

 

[remake20]

I don't use links in my superior comments.

 

[Optical]

I don't need to say my comments are superior, they just are.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

*Blank*

 

[Red_Spy]

I said something.

 

[GamezRule]

I said shut up.

 

[Save_Ferris]

I typed shut up, because I'm smart enough to know people can't hear me talk over the internet.

 

[Red_Spy]

People can hear me talk over the internet.

 

[GamezRule]

I am the internet, hear me speak.