Beat the Comment Above You

[Optical]

A proper sentence, this is. Yoda, I am.

 

[Mosher]

I am not a small green thing that looks like a shriveled grape.

 

[Linkman226]

But you are an unimaginative dolt incapable of appreciating true art like Star Wars or LOTR without reducing characters to:

I am not a small green thing that looks like a shriveled grape.

and

Nice uh... face. 6/10

Spoiler :

And I don't actually mean any of those insults. Simply in the spirit of the thread.

 

[NickyJ]

I am an LOTR fan.

 

[GamezRule]

Lolwut?

 

[Optical]

I am an LOTR fan.

Loldat.

 

[Linkman226]

Tolkien's sheer literary genius and linguistic talent in and of itself beats your comment.

As well as that silly bird.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Fire, which burns your book

 

[Linkman226]

Arwen invokes her power to control water. A bunch of stallions made of water not only extinguish the flames but trample all over your puny comment.

 

[NickyJ]

Two post rule!

I rain on your [Yoshiegg's] parade all day, as well as on your fire.

 

[Dhoomstriker]

I bring back the rainbow of freshness!

 

[Mosher]

I take away the rainbow of freshness, and replace it with communism.

 

[NickyJ]

I take away communism, and replace it with a federal republic.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I take away your Federal Republic, and replace it with ninja's

 

[GamezRule]

Not on my watch!

 

[NickyJ]

My watch can tell me what time it is on Alpha Centauri.

 

[Red_Spy]

Alpha Centuri formed a communist government.

 

[BigTin]

You don't need to know how to spell Alpha Centuri on Alpha Centauri according to their form of communism

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Communism removed the knowledge of spelling from school curriculum's

 

[Save_Ferris]

And then the Grammar Nazis took over.