BIG WHINE - "No Capital" isn`t possible anymore!!!!!!

[Mr Spice]

Distresscall to fellow Fanatics:

Blasphemist Alert! Blasphemist Alert!

Scramble, attack, annihilate!

 

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

"Jehova, Jehova, Jehova, Jehova...."

(hopping from one foot to the other, kicking up sand)

 

[Mr Spice]

Jehova? Are you implying that there is another god than the Only One who goes by the name of "God"? Burn, you heretic, burn!

Or, wait a minute. Are we talking about the same entity? :enlighten

(Why do I get the feeling that we are waaay off-topic here?)

 

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

Originally posted by Mr Spice
Jehova? Are you implying that there is another god than the Only One who goes by the name of "God"? Burn, you heretic, burn!

Or, wait a minute. Are we talking about the same entity? :enlighten

(Why do I get the feeling that we are waaay off-topic here?)

Have you ever seen "Life of Brian"? Monthy Pythons masterpiece! There the old guy is to be stoned because he abused the name of Jehova, and to his defence he says: "Why, all I said at supper was 'This piece of fish would be just good enough for Jehova!'" and the crowd goes: "Blasphemy! He is repeating his sins! Stone him!" and he starts jumping from one foot to the other going "Jehova, Jehova, Jehova!" and then they actually end up stoneing the guy supposed to direct the stoneing because he abuses the name of Jehova when he tells them to refrain from stoneing anyone before he gives the sign even if that pertson says Jehova.... "He said Jehova!" BAM BAM BAM!!!!! :crazyeyes

Actually one of the funniest pieces of british humor!


As for being of topic - that`s just what I wanted! Deduct all those serious Civ Players into the abyss of off-topic conversation so they don`t find time to play and train while I have time to find a new strategy and can then win GOTM5, heheheheh.

Oh, what am I still doing here... Oh, it`s my alter ego - the one that usually bugs me about being nice to other civs, hehe... :crazyeyes

 

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

Oh come on, folks! This is the place to flame me, and then you go and put me down by not doing it

 

[Zachriel]

Originally posted by Killer
Oh come on, folks! This is the place to flame me, and then you go and put me down by not doing it

Feel better now?

 

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

Originally posted by Zachriel


Feel better now?

yep, I do! really needed something like that now with 1.17 installed!

 

[Mr Spice]

Originally posted by Killer

Have you ever seen "Life of Brian"?

Oh, yes! But it was so long ago that I had forgotten about that scene. I searched my memory for a very long time to find your quote (I asumed it was a movie-quote) and then I decided to respond from a different angle.

Originally posted by Killer
Deduct all those serious Civ Players into the abyss of off-topic conversation so they don`t find time to play and train while I have time to find a new strategy and can then win GOTM5, heheheheh.

The evil Killer is bent upon world domination! Send forth our legions to crush every army that will rise against us! Our soliders will shed their swords into the bleeding hearts of our enemies! Let the seas turn read with BLOOD!

Or would we rather defend our cities with hay-stacks and have the soldiers sleep on our palace steps?

Btw, nice flaming Zachriel! That must have hurt.

 

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

Originally posted by Mr Spice


The evil Killer is bent upon world domination! Send forth our legions to crush every army that will rise against us! Our soliders will shed their swords into the bleeding hearts of our enemies! Let the seas turn read with BLOOD!

Or would we rather defend our cities with hay-stacks and have the soldiers sleep on our palace steps?

Beware, my ghost :ghost: (oooooh, we don`t have a g-g-g-g-g-ghost-smiley)will haunt your every dream!
:shottie:
I will return as a vampire :vampire: to suck the blood of life and strength from your Legions, your towns, your cows and your luxuries (???) so your empire will fail as a crop sown in fall will die under the heavy hand of frost (blablabla)

 

[Mr Spice]

I never sleep. I don´t have to. Human weaknesses are below me.

And I have created a new unique unit .....bambbambambam....

Buffy the Vampire Slayer!

Now beat that, Vampireboy!

 

[Mr Spice]

Oh no! One more has voted to retain the dreaded BUG! It must be one of those ghosts that Killer spoke about. They are gaining strength. Soon they will invade Cyberspace and start a new era of darkness.

When the Dark Lord rises, the true rules will vanish and BUGS will overflow the Civ community. The last hope of the free world stands to the ancient order of Firaxis, whose knights fight an uneven battle against the rising tide of the dark hordes.

.........Blablabla........

And then a brave hero from CFC will throw the ring into the fire and finally defeat the Dark Lord.

 

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

Are you a ringwraith, too?????


Now what`s the name of that vampire Buffy doesn`t kill????? Ohhhhh with age my brain is getting slower and slower, it simply isn`t what it was in 4000BC anymore... I forgot my own name

I guess I better withdraw into my Mountain Stronghold of Mordor (size 7, but strangely the citizens look like this: :skull: - a nazgul and orks?????), and wait for BUG-tide to come and wash all these righteous demon-killers away....


AH, here it comes - and the world is nice and uncorrupted 1.16 again. Now flee before the sharp swords of my retreatable ahhhh, noble knights!

 

[Mr Spice]

Originally posted by Killer
Are you a ringwraith, too?????

You bet!

The (un)holy knights empowered by patch 1.16 are ferocious warriors indeed. A truly awsome countermeasure has to be invented quickly, if Midgard is to be saved.

.... The Valars are tinkering and tinkering ....

(This much thinking makes my brain hurt. :crazyeyes )

Ah! A simple solution, right under my nose!

We just have to make the Lost King travel through the Vally of the Dead (can´t remember the right name). There He will encounter the undead traitors from days long forgotten. He will give them a deal: The lifting of the curse in exchange for their help in the war against the Dark Hordes. Then He will travel with this army to the besieged Ancient Order of Firaxis. To make things a bit more interesting, he will not arrive until the Order is just about to fall. The Army of the Undead will then crush the Dark Hordes and allow the Free World to annihilate the Dark Lord once and for all.

This master plan cannot fail. The reign of the Dark Lord is forever ended.

 

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

Oh, I see! You employ the unholiest and most devilish of all tactics - plagiritism! then indeed times of doom and great woe are approaching.

I will rally the forces of the dark (btw: I changed my playing color to black ) for the last battle, a battle to end all righteousness and bugfreety :crazyeyes

Oh, I can`t wait for MP to further spread the vast powers of retreat and wastlessness! On for the last fight!

 

[Mr Spice]

Originally posted by Killer
Oh, I see! You employ the unholiest and most devilish of all tactics - plagiritism!

*Blushing* Desperate times call for desperate measures....

The Last Battle is glorious indeed and will long live in the legends of Midgard! :die!:

But a quick look at the votes reveals the obvious. There can be only one outcome: :santa:

(I challenge you to interpret that one!)

 

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

Originally posted by Mr Spice

But a quick look at the votes reveals the obvious. There can be only one outcome: :santa:

(I challenge you to interpret that one!)

Hmmmmmm, jeeeeez, that`s a HARD one...... Gandalf has a white beard.......... oh, ah, I`ll have to get back to that later....... (my boss is bugging me for a concept paper for my thesis, I`m braindead by now, sorry)


As for the rest: "We will not surrendah!" (chomp on cigar)

 

[Mr Spice]

Hehe.

When I saw Santa I just *had* to use him.

I´m waiting.

 

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

Oh my God, spent the last 6 hours searching the University Librarys database for literature. Just checking whether they have the books I need or not... 6 hours! Man, I`m to wasted to think! I`ll think about Santa tonight!


Aside from that: did you notice that us cheaters are on a downsloap right now? Alread 6 votes! YES, counterinsurgency works, hehehe.... My evil spell holds them tight......

A luxury to rule them all,
A map-trade to find them,
a military to bring them all,:flamedevi
and in my empire bind them.



OK, bad taste, I`ll admit that.....

 

[Mr Spice]

Yes, I´ve noticed that you cheaters are gaining strength. We others are only ten times more now. But there is one thing I´m curious about. This thread has 38 replies (15 each from us) and close to 740 views, yet only 66 people have voted in the poll. What does that mean?

Great poem!

 

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

Originally posted by Mr Spice
What does that mean?

It means that all of them are under my evil spell - they would like to vote with you, but they can`t. And when I finally find my 8th lux and have regained my full strength I`ll sway them to vote with me,
(walks off with hollow laugh echoing from the dungeon walls.....)