BlaDipNES - A Fresh Start
- Thread starter TheBladeRoden
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MjM
Deity
1 more! Who shall ye be?
I'm still left. Sending now.
EDIT: Sent!
EDIT: Sent!
MjM
Deity
Oh goodie, so update before I leave today probably. 
TheBladeRoden
Deity
Results for Spring, 2001 (Movement)
A humanitarian effort was spearheaded this spring to bring aid to wartorn French cities. The nearby powers of Spain and Dover divided the French landscape up amongst themselves, then sent military envoys of convoys loaded with food and clean water into areas such as Paris and Amiens.
What a nice gesture! Surely once the operation is over the two militaries will pack up and return back to their respective homelands, right? Right?
Finnish King Kimi Jonne Ilola always resented the Vikings and their bogarting of all the hot blonde Norwegian babes. Thus, an invasion was in order.
"By which route should we invade?" said he.
"We could round the southern coast with our fleet," said one advisor.
"We could invade with our army from the north," said the other.
"No they will be expecting that," replied the King. "We shall instead dedicate all our forces to carrying our fleet over the Scandinavian Mountains for a landborn naval assault on the Viking stronghold! It is genius!"
N. Italy bloodlessly takes Rome.
Who knows what conversations may have taken place in dark back rooms? What dealings might have been struck between the Italians and the Carthiginians? With both sides poised to strike on Rome, it would seem that the Italians might have convinced Hannibal to give up on his millenia old quest.
For now the the H's fleets are starting to desert the area for greener pastures (even his fictional one in Apulia), and by greener pastures I mean Spain. And with that the Italians have marched all the way to the Colosseum without so much as a drunken street brawl.
Bent on revenge for the Baltic Teleportation Mishap, the UBP launched a full-scale assault on the poorly-defended city of Sofia. This act of aggression seems to have been a suprise for the 1337 Ascendancy, who were not maneuvering for a counter-attack nor to provide an escape route for the trapped forces.
The first war casualties of this new millenium (which technically began in 2001) have been inflicted. 1337 flags will be lower to half-mast on Monday.
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General Notices:
All dislodged units destroyed; advancing to next phase.
Order resolution completed on 05-May-2007 at 13:29:57 CDT
Order Results:
Carthage:
No order for unit at Naples. Hold order assigned.
Carthage: F nap Holds
Carthage: F naf -> mao
Carthage: F tun -> wes
Dover:
Dover: F bel -> pic
Dover: A hol Holds
Dover: F lon -> nth
FinnishEmpire:
No order for unit at Finland. Hold order assigned.
FinnishEmpire: F fin Holds
FinnishEmpire: A stp Supports F fin -> nwy
Support failed. Supported unit's order does not match support given.
FinnishEmpire: F swe Supports F fin -> nwy
Support failed. Supported unit's order does not match support given.
NorthItalianEmp:
NorthItalianEmp: F tus Supports A ven -> rom
NorthItalianEmp: A tyr -> vie
NorthItalianEmp: A ven -> rom
SpanishEmpire:
SpanishEmpire: A bre -> par
SpanishEmpire: A gas -> bur
SpanishEmpire: F spa/sc Holds
UBP:
UBP: F gre Supports A ser -> bul
UBP: A rum Supports A ser -> bul
UBP: A ser -> bul
Vikings:
Vikings: F cly -> edi
Vikings: F den -> bal
Vikings: F nwy Holds
leetAscendancy:
The Army in Bulgaria cannot retreat; unit destroyed.
leetAscendancy: F ank -> con
leetAscendancy: W arm -> ank
leetAscendancy: A bul Holds
Dislodged from ser (3 against 1).
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Red Flags:
Carthage: F apu-ion
No unit in province Apulia.
FinnishEmpire: F fin --> nwy
a Fleet must move to an adjacent province.
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Yellow Flags:
Vikings:
"Fleet at Den moves to Bal."
No need to use "at" since the parser will think "at" is a province. A hyphen - can also be used instead of "moves to"
Finnish Empire: Order Syntax
"A stp s --> F fin"
No need for the --> after the s, parser doesn't like it. Also support orders need to describe the whole order which they are supporting.
e.g."A stp s F fin -> nwy"
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Fall 2001 Orders Due: Tue, 7:00 PM EST
Dover and Spanish Empire bring foreign aid to France.
A humanitarian effort was spearheaded this spring to bring aid to wartorn French cities. The nearby powers of Spain and Dover divided the French landscape up amongst themselves, then sent military envoys of convoys loaded with food and clean water into areas such as Paris and Amiens.
What a nice gesture! Surely once the operation is over the two militaries will pack up and return back to their respective homelands, right? Right?
Finnish Empire attempts to invent walking boat, results as expected
Finnish King Kimi Jonne Ilola always resented the Vikings and their bogarting of all the hot blonde Norwegian babes. Thus, an invasion was in order.
"By which route should we invade?" said he.
"We could round the southern coast with our fleet," said one advisor.
"We could invade with our army from the north," said the other.
"No they will be expecting that," replied the King. "We shall instead dedicate all our forces to carrying our fleet over the Scandinavian Mountains for a landborn naval assault on the Viking stronghold! It is genius!"
N. Italy bloodlessly takes Rome.
Who knows what conversations may have taken place in dark back rooms? What dealings might have been struck between the Italians and the Carthiginians? With both sides poised to strike on Rome, it would seem that the Italians might have convinced Hannibal to give up on his millenia old quest.
For now the the H's fleets are starting to desert the area for greener pastures (even his fictional one in Apulia), and by greener pastures I mean Spain. And with that the Italians have marched all the way to the Colosseum without so much as a drunken street brawl.
UBP conquers Bulgaria in classic pincer attack
Bent on revenge for the Baltic Teleportation Mishap, the UBP launched a full-scale assault on the poorly-defended city of Sofia. This act of aggression seems to have been a suprise for the 1337 Ascendancy, who were not maneuvering for a counter-attack nor to provide an escape route for the trapped forces.
The first war casualties of this new millenium (which technically began in 2001) have been inflicted. 1337 flags will be lower to half-mast on Monday.
--
General Notices:
All dislodged units destroyed; advancing to next phase.
Order resolution completed on 05-May-2007 at 13:29:57 CDT
Order Results:
Carthage:
No order for unit at Naples. Hold order assigned.
Carthage: F nap Holds
Carthage: F naf -> mao
Carthage: F tun -> wes
Dover:
Dover: F bel -> pic
Dover: A hol Holds
Dover: F lon -> nth
FinnishEmpire:
No order for unit at Finland. Hold order assigned.
FinnishEmpire: F fin Holds
FinnishEmpire: A stp Supports F fin -> nwy
Support failed. Supported unit's order does not match support given.
FinnishEmpire: F swe Supports F fin -> nwy
Support failed. Supported unit's order does not match support given.
NorthItalianEmp:
NorthItalianEmp: F tus Supports A ven -> rom
NorthItalianEmp: A tyr -> vie
NorthItalianEmp: A ven -> rom
SpanishEmpire:
SpanishEmpire: A bre -> par
SpanishEmpire: A gas -> bur
SpanishEmpire: F spa/sc Holds
UBP:
UBP: F gre Supports A ser -> bul
UBP: A rum Supports A ser -> bul
UBP: A ser -> bul
Vikings:
Vikings: F cly -> edi
Vikings: F den -> bal
Vikings: F nwy Holds
leetAscendancy:
The Army in Bulgaria cannot retreat; unit destroyed.
leetAscendancy: F ank -> con
leetAscendancy: W arm -> ank
leetAscendancy: A bul Holds
Dislodged from ser (3 against 1).
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Red Flags:
Carthage: F apu-ion
No unit in province Apulia.
FinnishEmpire: F fin --> nwy
a Fleet must move to an adjacent province.
--
Yellow Flags:
Vikings:
"Fleet at Den moves to Bal."
No need to use "at" since the parser will think "at" is a province. A hyphen - can also be used instead of "moves to"
Finnish Empire: Order Syntax
"A stp s --> F fin"
No need for the --> after the s, parser doesn't like it. Also support orders need to describe the whole order which they are supporting.
e.g."A stp s F fin -> nwy"
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Spoiler Spring 2001 Moves :
Spoiler Spring 2001 Results :
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Fall 2001 Orders Due: Tue, 7:00 PM EST
Nylan
Characters Welcome
Lurkie Sez: How typical of the Fins 
Arrgh, that's what you get for trying to be nice to everyone and write orders in a rush. Nap, Apu, big difference. You could have warned me.
EDIT: After calming down, of course you did the right thing. But I won't write rushed orders again...
We would like to let all know of the UBP's treachery. By presuming to work with us, we are already attacked! We would like to let all know of their betrayal and warn you all never to trust them. When we are wiped from this world, our technology will live on. We will never be forgotten, despite this treacherous act.
-Haxor Dood, King of the 1337.
-Haxor Dood, King of the 1337.
jeps
Arcadefire
Carthag! What has come to pass that your fleets head towards our peacable borders? We demand an expanation for this travesty to the neutral Spanish Empire!
Splime
Regular Lurker
Dover to Vikings: NAP until further notice. Just don't get in our way.
TheBladeRoden
Deity
The last day before we started I told people they could switch sc's if they wanted, and I figured you would jump at the chance.
Long enough have we tolerated your stain on the western Mediterranean. Don't forget, your nation began as our colony. We are simply reuniting the empire once again. Don't worry, we'll be gracious rulers.
human-slaughter
brand new year
From the North Italians:
Oh snap!
Oh snap!
jeps
Arcadefire
TONI- commence operation Cannibal.
MjM
Deity
Wow, I feel ********. Nwy to sweeden. Completely forgot they dont connect. 
TheBladeRoden
Deity
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