Blame Canada...

Heard about it, didn't read that article. But it's possible....you do remember the Mad Cow scare in Canada not long ago, right? There was a case in Alberta, IIRC...Washington state isn't all that far away...
 
Agh, yeah the American government was quick to blame us for the blackout too... :crazyeye:
 
Originally posted by sysyphus
Agh, yeah the American government was quick to blame us for the blackout too... :crazyeye:

I beleive it was human error too.

"In today's news, lazy Canadians made you lose your power..."

:p
 
This Thread reminds me of that song from "South Park: Larger, Longer, and Uncut" :hmm:
 
For one thing, I am not going to buy any Canadian Bacon in the future :ack:
 
As far as blaming Canada goes I am working on a speach for forensics, entitled "Canada Will Invade Israel Thus Incurring Armagedon". It is compleate and total BS, an is not ment to be taken seriously.
 
Watch the movies Canadian Bacon and South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. Those are classic anti-Canadian screeds.
 
Canadian Bacon is hilarious. I acctualy pulled the nuclear warhead in the CN tower part of my speach, off that movie. I haven't seen South Park, because myparents won't let me.
 
I live in Alberta. And although I think America may have been quick to jump on Canada, considering our records do not necessarily show the cow was from Canada, I do not trust the beef we eat anymore. I will probably be switching to chicken and pork as much as possible.

In the end Mad Cow will likely have cases all over the world, so it matters little which country gave it to whom, and so forth. Ultimately North America should just realize there is a huge problem, and when all the right-wingers in Alberta that are so willing to flush anybody else down the drain when they have problems start yelling, "come on guys, support Alberta beef", I will just have to say "good riddance," to an industry that has begun taking more and more shortcuts in terms of safety. In some ways far more so in Canada than America. Pork is starting to go down the drain as well, with some industrial pig farms producing as much sewage as a city the size of Winnipeg (600 000 people)
 
Originally posted by ShiplordAtvar
Watch the movies Canadian Bacon and South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. Those are classic anti-Canadian screeds.

It is funny, because it is ultimately ridiculing the fact that Canada is in fact really quite boring.
 
i like the Canadian gov! They can't bother the US economically or militarely so they do the little things to anoy the US gov.

*legalise gay marriages
*no smoking bans in bars
*more leaniant towards marihuana
...

funny stuff
 
lol, Canada is yet again blamed for one of my country's problems. I think its pretty funny.
 
You would be surprised what Canada is responsible for, and what it should be punished for

Tim McVeigh: Clearly a Canadian

9/11: No once can find us on a map anyways, so we changed the name to Saudi Arabia. Somehow Afghanistan and Iraq got blamed, but oh well :mischief:

Celine Dion, Anne Murray, Rita McNeil: We should be nuked for this alone.
 
Originally posted by CivGeneral
For one thing, I am not going to buy any Canadian Bacon in the future :ack:

Canadian bacon is made with pig not beef.:lol: so far no crazy pig have been found.
 
Originally posted by Sobieski II
You would be surprised what Canada is responsible for, and what it should be punished for

Tim McVeigh: Clearly a Canadian

9/11: No once can find us on a map anyways, so we changed the name to Saudi Arabia. Somehow Afghanistan and Iraq got blamed, but oh well :mischief:

Celine Dion, Anne Murray, Rita McNeil: We should be nuked for this alone.
That is true, but Rush makes up for all of it.
 
Rush is great but Bryan Adams alone justifies any and all attacks to be made against us. I'd like to promise it'll never happen, but with Celine, Alanis, Avril and Nickelback have proven that they'd be nothing more than empty words... God I hate my country somethimes! There are good musicians up here, really there are! It's just that the doughheads who run our music industry fail to find and promote them, Rush was a fluke.

Of course, it's the same ineptitude in all of our national institutions that keeps me from lashing out at the American government for this accusation, because it may very well be true...
 
I'm watching the Rush in Rio DVD right now. It is on Neil Pert's drum solo O Batersita. Awsome.

Note to self:

Work rush in to speach some how, along with Brian adams, Celine Dion, Avril, and Alanis.
 
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