Blame Canada...

[Martacus]

I'm not too concerned about Mad Cow disease. It's my understanding (I could be wrong) that things such as steaks, roasts, etc. are generally still fine to eat. Hot dogs, beef sausages, etc, one might want to avoid however. Not to mention that we have an entire half of a pig tucked away in our freezer (yes it's already cut up!), so we should be set until this thing blows over in a few months anyways. Here's to hoping that the beef and dairy industries get their act together. Probably not, though. Time to start buying that expensive "organic" grass-fed beef, I guess.

 

[MrPresident]

Why is no one blaming the British? We created this disease, I think we should get some of the blame. It's only fair. Plus America has that whole inferior complex towards us. I don't think this is going to work but we have to do something to help our younger and much uglier Commonwealth brother.

 

[cgannon64]

Because the British fight with us.

Oh, and while we're talking about Canada's acheivements, don't forget Kids in the Hall!

 

[Tassadar]

Originally posted by MrPresident
Why is no one blaming the British? We created this disease, I think we should get some of the blame. It's only fair. Plus America has that whole inferior complex towards us. I don't think this is going to work but we have to do something to help our younger and much uglier Commonwealth brother.

Feel a little bit maso ? indeed you create the problem by feeding cows with sheeps. Those ''mad" protein contaminat the whole feeding chain.

Brithish bvuisness wanted to save money by lowering T for cooking.

 

[sysyphus]

Originally posted by MrPresident
Why is no one blaming the British?

So many other things to blame you for that it's getting tiresome.

Ironically, Canada is also your fault, may you pay heavily for the gross abomination you created.

 

[cgannon64]

Originally posted by sysyphus

Ironically, Canada is also your fault, may you pay heavily for the gross abomination you created.

And America!

Jesus, I just realized: EVERY problem IN THE WORLD is all the fault of the BRITISH!

 

[Marla_Singer]

I agree Europe has to be blamed about the mad cow disease. After all, it's us european who got the firsts the bad idea to feed vegetarian cows with animal products !!

However, I'm not that scared about it. It's only ONE cow in hundreds of million !! Actually, I've never stopped to eat beef during the crisis in France. I didn't mind also to go to McDonald's and I'm not sure the crisis affected that company in Europe. Thus, I'm not that scared about the impact of that poor cow on the American economy .

 

[delsully]

Originally posted by MrPresident
Why is no one blaming the British? We created this disease, I think we should get some of the blame. It's only fair. Plus America has that whole inferior complex towards us. I don't think this is going to work but we have to do something to help our younger and much uglier Commonwealth brother.

Canadians may be uglier but at least they mix in a dentist visit every once in a while.

 

[Azadre]

Blame America with their damn unnamed horses

 

[SoCalian]

Originally posted by Azadre
Blame America with their damn unnamed horses

*shakes head laughing slighly under his breath* What?

 

[sysyphus]

Originally posted by SoCalian
*shakes head laughing slighly under his breath* What?

It's a reference to the band who's name is "America" and who's biggest hit is a song called "A horse with no name".

And thus I show my age...

 

[TrailblazingScot]

Originally posted by delsully


Canadians may be uglier but at least they mix in a dentist visit every once in a while.

Pride is a sin and we'll have no part in it

 

[Desmond Hawkins]

Originally posted by MrPresident
Why is no one blaming the British? We created this disease, I think we should get some of the blame. It's only fair. Plus America has that whole inferior complex towards us. I don't think this is going to work but we have to do something to help our younger and much uglier Commonwealth brother.

Actually, I would say on average, the Canadians I have met are far more attractive than the Britons I have met. Probably due to the injection of good Polish and French blood

Though that might not have been what you meant by "ugly".

Oh and the dentist thing too. How can you people have such horrible teeth, and still seem charming?

Anyways, I think if we get Rush to beat to death Celine, Ann, Alanis, and Avril with their guitars, we can totally redeem ourselves.

As for madcow, that is the Brits fault, and good luck dealing with them! You try to get mad, and they just charm you to sleep.

 

[Norlamand]

Rush can't do it alone, have the Bare Naked Ladies help them. The job will go faster.

 

[SoCalian]

The BAre naded ladies are pretty good, but no rush. Though the job would go faster indeedy.

 

[onejayhawk]

Originally posted by sysyphus
It's a reference to the band who's name is "America" and who's biggest hit is a song called "A horse with no name".

And thus I show my age...

Dude, you're in the desert now. At least its good to be out of the rain.

J

PS America's biggest hit was "Sister Goldenhair." Personally I prefered Sister Mary Eliphant.

 

[cgannon64]

Server.

 

[cgannon64]

And guess who drew the cover for their Greatest Hits?

None other than Phil Hartman.

 

[SoCalian]

Was he Canadian?

 

[Desmond Hawkins]

Originally posted by SoCalian
Was he Canadian?

Of course he was Canadian, all the real greats are.