Boredom Scenario: "Impregnated!"

[MSTK]

I was very bored on my vacation, so I decided to make a really quick scenario. I played it for a while and I found it fun...though it is mostly luck and strategy (c'mon...deciding when you have pooled enough units is strategy, right? )

So, here it goes!

(WARNING: May be considered offensive to some who are offended by these kinds of things. If it were a movie, it'd be rated at least PG13)

EDIT: SUMMARY
You are leading an army of sperm in order to fertilize an egg.

ONLY CONQUESTS 1.22

 

[Thundercow]

This is the weirdest thing I've come across in this forum.

 

[bigmeat]

make the egg a victory point location and give egg more troops, also give egg more cities like "entry to vagina"

 

[Amenhotep7]

This is... Umm... creative...

BTW, how goes the Minas Tirith scenario, MSTK?

 

[MSTK]

It's doing well. Techs, units, graphics etc. are planned out. Now I just need to implement them.

 

[kulade]

This thread is going to get closed by a mod and your upload will be removed. , funny but... , sik.

Its just wrong -shiver-

 

[Johann MacLeod]

This thread is going to get closed by a mod and your upload will be removed. , funny but... , sik.

Its just wrong -shiver-

well then your parent should never have done it

it is, unique. you should make the male white instead of red.

 

[MSTK]

Well, I did put a warning that it may be offensive.

But if I had made the male white I would be going too far. I know my boundaries.

 

[Johann MacLeod]

you just made a scenario about sex, if your gonna do it, you gotta go all the way in a manner of speaking (i think im going to intend that pun)

 

[MSTK]

!!

I think you're going to make the mods close my topic!



(j/k, but kulade jerked me into reality, so that combined with my intense paranoia will make me want to stay on the safe side)

 

[kulade]

(j/k, but kulade jerked me into reality, so that combined with my intense paranoia will make me want to stay on the safe side)

What's that mean, condoms ?

 

[MSTK]

You're not helping!

I mean not to make too much "happy" out of this topic, or the mods will start looking at this like some kind of perverted bomb shelter.

 

[kulade]

OK but its not my mod. Remove the DL to keep it low.

 

[MSTK]

I can't if there's an active conversation on this.

 

[kulade]

Remove the attached file! you fithly heritic!

 

[Mobilize]

Holy ****. I was going to make the same scenario a while back after watching this video with described the travel of the sperm to the egg nanometer by nanometer. I'm going to check this out.

 

[Mobilize]

Well I looked at the scenario. In mine I was going to conclude everything, the cervex, fallopian tubes, urethra etc. etc. I was going to call it Conquer the Vagina. Perhaps we can work together to create such a scenario. Haha.. oh boy am I bored out of my mind.

 

[MSTK]

Holy ****. I was going to make the same scenario a while back after watching this video with described the travel of the sperm to the egg nanometer by nanometer. I'm going to check this out.

I'm sure you can do a better job than me, who did it in half an hour

But I got this idea from a StarCraft scenario called "Break the Condom".

 

[regen2ndx]

Download it yesterday and it satisfy me for a half an hour not too long ago.

 

[Biggles]

Great Idea for a scenario.
Well done.

I had an idea for another 'organic' scenario while ago.
The body was being invaded with a variety of microbes and defended by whhite cells antbiotics etcetera.
Creating the units was too difficult for me.