Bumper Stickers

[RegentMan]

Sigh... bumper stickers are really pointless. What's the point of damaging the outside of your car with such pointless messages?

 

[allhailIndia]

I love animals....they taste great.

Save trees....firewood prices will go up when we run out of oil.

Don't drink and die...smoke pot and fly.

 

[Xi 12]

Save a tree, eat a beaver.

 

[Achinz]

They are also an avenue of protest eg:

"The AMA (Australian Medical Association) makes me sick."

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

I may be slow, but I am in front of you.

 

[Lord_all_Mighty]

"horn not working, watch for finger"

 

[WildFire]

I don't play games thinking I'm god, I know it.

 

[Achinz]

Sticker on a small car:

"My dad's a Rolls Royce".

 

[Hygro]

Some of these you guys posted are REALLY funny

Friends of my sister's has on their car something like "Buckle up so the aliens can't abduct you"

 

[Vancouver 2010]

"My other car is a Zamboni"

 

[stratego]

Learn from your parent's mistakes, use birth control

Lord, give me patience...but hurry.

Please don't honk, driver trying to sleep

 

[conormcgarry]

Originally posted by Mariusz
Sticker on a Fiat 126p (crappy polish car):

"Don't honk. That's as fast as I can."

Fiat are Fench