Caption Contest!

"My Preciousssss!!"
 
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According to John the earthquake couldn't have come at a worse time - just when he was about to drink his beer.
 
"Stevie! Stevie, oh God! What did they do to you?!"
 
Screw my family, screw my job, screw my wife, screw my bodily wellness, screw it all. All I need is the refreshing taste of Coors Light.
 
Sorry for the delay again. I've been busy this week.

Anyway, let's start with our honorable mentions. (lots of good ones this time!)

:trophy2: sp1023
The Horror! Beer not in mein hands!

:trophy2: philippe
How to bring a Belgian to despair.

:trophy2: mythmonster2
A1 Beer. It's that good.

And now...

DA WINNAS!!!

:trophy3rd: Ninja Dude
Oh god, the pain! Oh wait a minute! Beer! Free? This day is awesome.

:trophy2nd: The13thRonin
Breaking news: Alcoholics Anonymous have set a new standard for rehabilitation centers everywhere.

And here's a treat for our winner!
:trophy: Mise

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Congrats to all, and here's the next picture! (below)

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1. In "The Making of Star Wars: The Lost Episode," which takes place before Obi Wan becomes a hermit, director George Lucas shows how the would-be Ben Kenobi does amazing Force tricks on everyday household items.

2. Sean Connery taking last-minute directions before the final scene of "Memoirs of a Nazi Collaborator."
 
You have angered me. *picks up shelf telepathically*
Whoa whoa, watch out with that thi...
 
Uh, sir? That robot you're sitting on? Yeah, well, its controller is ticked and... *machine gun fire*
 
[Insert famous gore-film director] remakes a classic: "So Goldalocks and her estranged lover walk in and we go to like maul them right, cause we're bears. Then when Lassy charges into the scene and starts ripping out some throats we start tossing the red jello over there all over the place. Then we cut to some scenes of the girls crying. The kids are going to freaking love this!"
 
"...and that's where I stashed the bodies."

OR

"Look, if you're done groping that invisible woman, put her back in the corner, will you? She's in my way."
 
"...And we'll put the proctologists in the entranceway."

Spoiler OMG SELF-REFERENCE!!! :
'Cuz the entrance looks uncannily like the setting in Picture #11.
 
'Cuz the entrance looks uncannily like the setting in Picture #11.

Holy crud, I never noticed that!
 
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