Caption Contest!

[Seon]

When inquired by the reason why dogs patrolled the streets instead of normal humans, the new police chief merely replied "Bark Bark! Howl Grrrrr!." Some people say that this is one of the signs of the Apocalypse. Scientists say that the police chief merely wanted a bacon.

 

[Sanotra]

"This is a wiener rocket."

 

[Zack]

Man: "Dude, how'd you get that sweet ride?"
Dog: "I shot the sheriff, but I didn't the deputy."

 

[Perfection]

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

"...Government plans for a civilian-grade wienermobile are still in the beta stage, but further development is forseen in the near future..."

and DAMN YOU PERFECTION THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY!

 

[Icekommander]

Who let the dogs out?

or

*woof woof* Alright buddy hands up. We know you stole those bones from Old Mac's Farm.

 

[W|M]

Yet another outragous crime in Detroit. Dogs have stolen one of the rarest objects of the city: a police motor-bike. We suspect it was to kill some bloods, though we're not sure...

 

[Diamondeye]

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

That's an instant-win! Blues Brothers ftw

 

[KaiserElectric]

Sorry it's late. I've been bogged down with a lot of projects and I've been kind of distracted. The contest is extended til Saturday,

 

[W|M]

Sorry it's late. I've been bogged down with a lot of projects and I've been kind of distracted. The contest is extended til Saturday,

We're getting impatient!!!!

 

[KaiserElectric]

Trust me, I share your agitation and numerous use of mad smileys.

 

[Seon]

There are no such thing as mad smileys

 

[Zack]

Was that supposed to be funny?

 

[Seon]

That depends on how much of your brain had been turned into Tapioca by my constant yappering

 

[Firestorm94]

Too many mad smileys, I guess?

 

[flyingchicken]

The slow rate is boooringifying this thread.

 

[KaiserElectric]

Okay guys, two updates.

One, I've decided to make the results come out later today rather than tommorow, since you all deseve an extra-long contest thanks to my forgetfullness.

Two, I have now founded The Civfanatic's Caption Contest Winners Circle! From now on, anyone who wins first place in the contest will be invited to the group! It will be awesome!

PS. Sorry, but no winners prior to this competition will be accepted. You'll have to make us all laugh again if you want in!

 

[Icekommander]

It is, I believe, Saturday?

 

[W|M]

It is, I believe, Saturday?

It is, I believe, Sunday?

 

[Zack]

Is the winner going to be announced?