happy_Alex
Happiness set to 11
Rate your cars
Just one rule: you must have owned the car. Other wise I could rate some sports car I've never seen, let alone driven. Factors in order of importance:
- Fanny magnetism
- Power
- Handling
- Drive
The cars I have owned
Austin Mini 1989
Austin Mini 1989

Similar colour to this one, though less shiny. And smooth. And non-rusty. Excellent car, roomy inside fun to drive though folds up in a crash, apparently.
Fanny magnetism-8/10 chicks think its cute/cool
Power 8/10 - excellent power for the size of the car 1 litre
Handling 9/10 corners at speed, stays on the ground
ride 2/10 - really bumpy!
Build kwality 5/10 two words BRITISH LEYLAND
Total 32 /40
Interesting fact: Austin and British Leyland never made a profit on the Mini!
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CITROEN BX

Fanny magnetism- Null Points. As much pulling power as a shoe-box.
Power 5 /10 dont remember the engine size. Dont remember overtaking anyone either
Handling 5/10 slightly wallowy due to hydraulic suspension
ride 10/10 really smooth due to hydraulic suspension I guess the roads are full of holes en Francais
build kwality 4/10 all the plastic trim kept falling off and the plastic bonnet faded.
Total 24 /40
Interesting fact: did I mention it has hydraulic suspension?
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RENAULT 9

Fanny magnetism- 1/10 it looks like a car, so I have to give it one point
Power 5 /10
Handling 7/10 actually quite good, I thought
Ride 8/10 Good, Speed bumps over 40 MPH really broke in the suspension
Build kwality 6/10 Meh, okay. Very rusty above the wheel arches, which looked uncool
Total 27 /40
Interesting fact: won car of the year in 1983!
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Ford Capri Laser 1980s

Mine was red, but rusty like this too! It didnt fire a laser sadly
Fanny magnetism- 8/10 chicks cant tell the difference between this an a real sports car. Cover your tracks later!
Power 5 /10 open the bonnet and there was a stupid little 1.2 engine in there
Handling 1/10 Crap, like a barge on roller-skates
Ride 5/10 - didnt notice so it must have been okay
Build kwality 6/10 Really easy to fix, it took me 30 minutes to change the starter motor.
Total 24 /40
Interesting fact: designed to be a European version of the Mustang, Ford wanted to call it the Colt, but Mitsubishi had the name first.
Rover 213

Mine was red, but rusty like this too! It didnt fire a laser sadly
Fanny magnetism- Only if you want to pick up older chicks. Much older
Power 3 /10 Automatic gearbox, small engine, overtaking became a brown trouser ride on single carriageways.
Handling 5/10
Ride 5/10 - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Build kwality 6/10 Rovers Honda partnership phase, so okay. It had walnut veneer. Mmmmm
Total 19 /40
Interesting fact: None