Rex Tyrannus
280lbs of gross stupidity
Don't most people go to Europe to mellow and learn to appreciate a slower-paced lifestyle?
Chaos SG 2 AND Chaos SG 3
- Thread starter Munterpipe
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berserks01
Obviously Very Confused
It's that sword of his ... brrrrrrr ... gives me the chills
I LUVED YOU-RUP, PRIVATE TYRANNUS! I LOOOVED IT SO MUCH, THAT I BROUGHT BACK PIECES OF IT! I HAD SOOOOOO MUCH FUHN, EN-JOYING THAT RELAXED LIFESTYLE THAT I WAS RESTLESS WHEN I CAME BACK! SO NO MORE STUPID QUESTIONS! OR SAHR-CASM! THAT IS RESERVED FOR NCO'S OWN-LY.
As for you, Munterpipe, sir.
I will be happy to go wherever you send me, sah! Just say the wurd, sah! In addition, sah, I reccomend Private Berserks for PFC, immediately. In addition, Corporal Strauss has been fraternizing with the enlisted men a little much, sah. I'd like it if you'd talk to him a little, sah. Tyranus and sand, who knows.
Jus' give me a jingle, if'n ya need me, sah!
EDIT: Hell of a 300th post? eh?
As for you, Munterpipe, sir.
I will be happy to go wherever you send me, sah! Just say the wurd, sah! In addition, sah, I reccomend Private Berserks for PFC, immediately. In addition, Corporal Strauss has been fraternizing with the enlisted men a little much, sah. I'd like it if you'd talk to him a little, sah. Tyranus and sand, who knows.Jus' give me a jingle, if'n ya need me, sah!
EDIT: Hell of a 300th post? eh?
Rex Tyrannus
280lbs of gross stupidity
Zalson said:
Hey, I thought we were still under "don't ask, don't tell".
Munterpipe
Clums
Zalson is now officially "whupping this SG in to shape"
Munterpipe
Clums
Granted. Get back to it at 1200 hours!
pholkhero
Deviant Mind
The Chaos one, of course!
edit: LOVE your sig btw
edit: LOVE your sig btw
princecharles
Warlord
- Joined
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Rex Tyrannus said:
Here's chaos 4:
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=177570
I already posted the save, now get going, Zalson. I've already waited a long time for you to see it, and alot of people have been hinting at you too. And now comes the retort from Zalson...
I didn't know I took orders from slime. Get back in line, and ... stuff... yeah...
Cleanin' 4 in 4; fogeddabout that previous mission (II in 2)
EDIT: Scrath that last remark. Already finished the intial mission. Ain't doin' no more, especially on the orders of some... grunt.
Here's the save, report to follow.View attachment 135251
Cleanin' 4 in 4; fogeddabout that previous mission (II in 2)
EDIT: Scrath that last remark. Already finished the intial mission. Ain't doin' no more, especially on the orders of some... grunt.
Here's the save, report to follow.View attachment 135251
After some lazy s%#*(%&@^$%( decided to change my orders, without proper authority, that b$^@*$@, I went on with this pizza s^%$! I'd already completed the mission, and wasn't itchin' to not tell you.
First thing I did was go around and SCREAM at everyone. The Helpful Loading Screen told me to do it! "Press [C] to center camera on the active unit." Everyone else hopped to, 'cept for these lay-zee b^#%$@&s!
Turns out that their effin' belligerence was sooo funny, that word got to that A$$(^@* Cyrus. Another jerk ranked US third in power!
Bismarck thought he should show us his latest toy. Our warriors told him to go back to that two-bit W^$&#, Catherine.
The Barbs thought that they'd join in...
But we beat 'em once...
'afore having to retreat. Stupid bears decided that they wouldn't move, a warrior dyin', just dyin' for effin' arr'n'argh, but we got 'em back in the end.
Guy's learned effin' guerilla moves now. On the eco-gnomic front, we've gotta get some more bases out there... I stuck our MALINESE Flags in the soil, we just gotta claim 'em. Started building a settlah, but told the guys to go grab spears as the barbs attacked.
Check out this new map we got. MALIFEST DESTINY!
And it's time for my break. Goin' boatin' tomorrow, in some not-so-s&%^$ waters. You know how that song goes:
If you need me call me...
No interferin' wit arr-and-arr, though!
SGT. Zalson, out!
Incoming Message This is sentry HeadupmyA$$. We've got bogeys *crackle* -orth and east of *crackle* -rappy city *crackle* ArghArghArgh!
First thing I did was go around and SCREAM at everyone. The Helpful Loading Screen told me to do it! "Press [C] to center camera on the active unit." Everyone else hopped to, 'cept for these lay-zee b^#%$@&s!
Turns out that their effin' belligerence was sooo funny, that word got to that A$$(^@* Cyrus. Another jerk ranked US third in power!
Bismarck thought he should show us his latest toy. Our warriors told him to go back to that two-bit W^$&#, Catherine.
The Barbs thought that they'd join in...
But we beat 'em once...
'afore having to retreat. Stupid bears decided that they wouldn't move, a warrior dyin', just dyin' for effin' arr'n'argh, but we got 'em back in the end.
Guy's learned effin' guerilla moves now. On the eco-gnomic front, we've gotta get some more bases out there... I stuck our MALINESE
Flags in the soil, we just gotta claim 'em. Started building a settlah, but told the guys to go grab spears as the barbs attacked.Check out this new map we got. MALIFEST DESTINY!
And it's time for my break. Goin' boatin' tomorrow, in some not-so-s&%^$ waters. You know how that song goes:
If you need me call me...
No interferin' wit arr-and-arr, though!
SGT. Zalson, out!
Incoming Message This is sentry HeadupmyA$$. We've got bogeys *crackle* -orth and east of *crackle* -rappy city *crackle* ArghArghArgh!
Munterpipe
Clums
Good Job Zalson.
Pigswill is UP in Chaos 2
Hookemhorns is UP in Chaos 3
Ruff Hi is UP in Chas 4
Pigswill is UP in Chaos 2
Hookemhorns is UP in Chaos 3
Ruff Hi is UP in Chas 4
HookEmHorns
Chieftain
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Chaos III will soon be brought to you by the Ketchup Advisory Board.
pigswill
fly (one day)
I may be up but that aint worth much without a save from the noisy non-com.
PUH-RIVE-APE PIG-SWILL! WILL YOU PLEASE LOOK AT THE BEGINNING OF MY REPORT? COULD YOU DO THAT WITH CHERRY ON TOP, PUH-LEAZE?
I just looove how I'm assigning all the ranks in this damn horky-jorky, caddy-wompus, meal-mouthed, can't-tell-its-butt-from-its-nose PUH-THE-TIC 'scuse for an SG. Beggin' the off'cers pardon, sir.
I realize that this role might be ... slighty (?) overplayed. Should my wheezing waffled words whirl anyone into a whitewashed wagon for Washington (state), I would weally wike woo wawalowize. In all seriousness, though, I realize that I might be misrepresenting both myself and my faith. For that, in any eventuality, I apologize. Anyway, back to the creatively-crafted, crazy compliments (which are backhanded)
I just looove how I'm assigning all the ranks in this damn horky-jorky, caddy-wompus, meal-mouthed, can't-tell-its-butt-from-its-nose PUH-THE-TIC 'scuse for an SG. Beggin' the off'cers pardon, sir.I realize that this role might be ... slighty (?) overplayed. Should my wheezing waffled words whirl anyone into a whitewashed wagon for Washington (state), I would weally wike woo wawalowize. In all seriousness, though, I realize that I might be misrepresenting both myself and my faith. For that, in any eventuality, I apologize. Anyway, back to the creatively-crafted, crazy compliments (which are backhanded)
pigswill
fly (one day)
Hey, I'm a civilian; we're a long way from the draft 'sergeant'. Typical NCO; useful information drowned out by splenetic fenzy. I believe he meant that the save is included in the post before his report rather than at the beginning of his report.
Rex Tyrannus
280lbs of gross stupidity
I didn't actually see the words "got" or "it" in pigswills last post, so....yoink.
