Chat with President Bush

[RegentMan]

Welcome to an interview with George W. Bush! We have here Civilization Fanatics Center's representative, RegentMan, to ask the questions.

RegentMan: Hi
George W. Bush: Hello my freedom loving American friend.
RM: Who's your role model?
G.W.B.: My faith tells me that acceptance of Jesus Christ as my savior is my salvation, and I believe I made it clear that it is not the governor's role to decide who goes to heaven. I believe God decides who goes to heaven, not George W. Bush.
RM: What computer games do you like to play?
G.W.B.: What computer games do I play? It's evident that I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right. Why must so many computer games be violent?
RM: Is the Civilization series considered violent?
G.W.B.: Civilization affords more chance for human dignity.
RM: You didn't understand my question. Are you on drugs?
G. W. B.: I don't think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.
RM: Okay... Do you play as Lincoln often in Civilization?
G.W.B.: Oh I guess I'm being repetitious but I don't think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.
RM: Why are you repeating yourself?
G.W.B.: Why am I repeating myself? I'm thinking that this is metaphysical. You'ren't sure.
RM: What does metaphysical mean?
G.W.B.: What does metaphysical mean? We need leadership. Well, you're a smart guy. Read between the lines.
RM: I beg your pardon sir?
G.W.B.: You haven't begun to uncover all my secrets.
RM: Ooooh... What secrets?
G.W.B.: What secrets? I know that there's a whole history behind this. What secrets? Tell me the answer.
RM:...
I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here.
RM: Well thanks for your time jerk!
G.W.B.: After all, this is a guy that tried to kill my dad at one time.

That interview didn't go as well as I had hoped. Oh well. Still like ya Mr. President!

 

[allhailIndia]

ME: When are you getting out of Iraq.
Dubya: One of my jobs is to think ahead and to think - is to cause debate, and I started that yesterday, to encourage the American people to listen to and have a dialogue about Iraq.

ME:What are you going to do about Pakistan?
D:We're going to talk about our shared values of - recognizes the worth of every individual.
(With Pakistan!!!! Of course, the US does share a lot with a dictatorial regime full of fundamentalists and a meek senate obeying the commands of a powerful military dictator.)

ME: When do I get MY tax break?
When do you get your tax break? I'm thinking that we need to look at the human side.

Mr Vice President, in all due respect, it is - I'm not sure 80 percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent will get it if I'm the president.

Collapsing....in a.... fit of.... laughter..... can't go on...

 

[Tassadar]

Me: would you like cocain?

Dubya : would you like for me to tutor you.

 

[Phantom Lord]

me: Hello, this is Gerhard Schröder!
D: Hello my freedom loving American friend, how are you?
me: Uhm, actually I'm the german chancellor.
D: I'd like to watch as you are the German chancellor Visitor!
me: Great. So when will you invade us?
D: I'm glad everything is great! So when will I invade us? Why do you want to know?
me: Well, as a chancellor I have to make some plans if Germany's invaded, you know.
D: What is The capital of Germany?
me: Berlin, if I remember correctly.
D: You remember the golden rule don't you?
me: Would you care to elaborate, Mr. Bush?
D: No doubt; care to elaborate further? Do we care to elaborate on that?
me: So how about an invasion of Germany?
D: I like power and scale.
me: The problem is, we don't have WMD, but we could borrow some from Russia I guess.
D: (nothing)
me: Mr. President?
D: (nothing)
me: Hello!
D: Hi Visitor, I'm George W. Bush, the president of the United States. You can call me Dubya.
me: When will you invade us?
D: When will I invade us? I believe that I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.
me: Sure, but when exactly?
D: You see, the evildoers like to hit and then they try to hide. And slowly, but surely, we're going to make sure they have no place to hide. Slowly, but surely, we're going to move them out of their holes and what they think is safe havens, and get them on the move. In my speech to the Congress, I said, sometimes the American people aren't going to see exactly what is taking place on their tv screens. But slowly, but surely, the results are coming in. We're beginning to share intelligence amongst our nations. We're finding out members of the Al Qaeda organization, who they are, where they think they can hide. And we're slowly, but surely, bringing them to justice. We're slowly, but surely, calling their hand and reining them in.