Erik Mesoy said:
Truffles were the last thing on the mage's mind as his mount stumbled towards High Rock, capital of Naxxramas Already he had seen a several bumbling humans about, and he hadn't wanted to talk to them, so he had prevented them from seeing him. He had been riding for two days straight now, draining energy from the wild boar he was riding in order to keep awake, and he would have to find a better riding beast soon.
"YOU!" bellowed the Black mage at a farmer. "HOW FAR TO HIGH ROCK!?" He enchanced the question with just a little touch of fear.
"T-t-two days, s-sirrah." said the farmer, who had just witnessed an unknown man on a strange beast spring from nowhere.
"Good. And WHERE can I get a decent horse in this greenless land?"
"T-try Jeremy Parker, s-sir. Three hours thataway. He sells horses."
"Mana blessings," mumbled the mage sourly, and disappeared. From sight, but not from range. He eavesdropped on the farmer a little while.
"...looks like he's gone." said the farmer to nobody in particular. "Yes, probably gone." he said a moment later, striding over to the spot where the strange apparition had vanished. "Grenth's curse on him, that was
not a nice fellow."
"Correct. I am not nice. But I do not appreciate curses on me, powerless though they be."
"URK!"
"Shut up, useless person."
A stream of Black mana flowed to the distorted wild pig, draining what remained of its life force. It returned to the mage's hand, depositing a stronger flow of mana, some of which formed into a gold coin.
Life to gold. What a curious transition. When so many men would pay all they had for a little more life.
"You've insulted me. But I'm in a good mood today, so I'm going to just ask you to do a little service for me, and I'm going to pay you for it. Do we understand one another?"
"rgh"
"Still making those choking noises, I see. Don't worry, you'll be rid of them soon."
Black mana warped into the farmer, carrying with it some of the pig's life force, strengthening him at the same time as it shut down or distorted most of his vital functions.
"Carry me to High Rock. I want to sleep a while. I'll pay you when we get there."
Wordlessly, the large zombie picked up the Black mage, as tenderly as a mother might hold a child, and began carrying him towards High Rock.
"Seth Dethos... do you hear me? I'd like a meeting with you." The wind carried the mage's last words away as he fell asleep.
(OOC: Apologies to Cleric for abusing one of his farmers, but I'm going to restore him and pay him afterwards, and remove his memory so he'll even be happy about it. Now you can write a story about the meeting with Seth, if you like, or PM me details about Seth and I'll write it. Or just order me out and I'll go harass another nation.)