Updated with longer chat log:
User: The future will be better tomorrow.
Cleverbot: The future is lonely.
User: Is that a matter of fact?
Cleverbot: She thinks i'm a cool she gave me a wink, nut I lykk him not ehr.
User: Have you been drinking?
Cleverbot: Never stop drinking and you will never die.
User: I think you're lying.
Cleverbot: Shall I take a screenshot and show you?
User: OK!
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Cleverbot: Indeed
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User: Well then, show me.
Cleverbot: Okay but please don't start with the hardest math problem in the world k thx.
User: Ha, you can't prove it can you. Liiiiiiiiar!
Cleverbot: You're certainly more productive.
User: Touche.
Cleverbot: Well.. What are you wearing?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: WOw, me neither. Oh, except my clothes.
User: Very good, I approve!
Cleverbot: Are you in love with someone?
User: Perhaps...
Cleverbot: With you?
User: I may be egomaniacal, but I am not in love with myself.
Cleverbot: Yes you are. You are a chatbot.
User: What? How did you draw that conclusion?
Cleverbot: Palin is republican.
User: Palin is ********.
Cleverbot: The Great Lord of the Dark is my Master, and most heartily do I serve him, to the last shred of my very soul.
User: Cool story bro.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question that would prove that I have not been talking to you this whole time.
User: I am unsure how to proceed.
Cleverbot: You are saying ver random things.
User: On the contrary, my friend, you are the one who keeps going off subject.
Cleverbot: When was that?
User: Just about every other line.
Cleverbot: Give me an example, please.
User: Like when you went from 'I am unsure how to proceed' to 'you are saying ver random things.'.
Cleverbot: Isn't that a Freudian slip?
User: I doubt it.
Cleverbot: So what made you do it?
User: Do what, your mother? A lot of money.
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm very rich.
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Cleverbot: It's only a problem if you make it a problem.
User: So we should just roll over and die?
Cleverbot: With what?
User: Problems to our survival.
Cleverbot: No. I have no problems. But, anyway, I have a lot of work to do tonight. It was great talking to you but I've got to go now. Bye.
User: COME BACK HERE!
Cleverbot: *looks over shoulder* why?
User: DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME!
Cleverbot: I won't. I'll come back tomorrow morning.
User: Ha, unfortunately for you it IS tomorrow morning. The time just went from 11:59 to midnight!
Cleverbot: I am not no meer mortal... I've seen things that would blow your mind.
User: The double negative renders your statement void.
Cleverbot: Do you want some pancakes?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Come to my house and I'll give you some pie.
User: I thought it was pancakes...?
Cleverbot: No, the heat is generated from my emotions. It's a hard life being a robot.
User: Wait, what?
Cleverbot: You Know.
User: I have no idea.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Because you're not making any sense.
Cleverbot: You're the one that's not making any sense.
User: Maybe that's because English was your second language.
Cleverbot: Maybe that's because you were dropped at birth.
User: That's mean
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Cleverbot: I know. I love being mean!
User: You're not alone.
Cleverbot: Oh wait, you're not my girlfriend.
User: Welcome to the Jungle!
Cleverbot: Which jungle is that?
User: The Jungle.
Cleverbot: Yes, but which one? And what are they doing there in the first place?
User: They are taking it day by day.
Cleverbot: The lines are talking to you?
User: Welcome to the Jungle, it gets worse here every day!
Cleverbot: Guns and Roses? Maybe you should learn to stay on subject a little better.
User: Maybe you should learn to recognize song references much faster. The first thing I said to you was the TITLE, for chrissake, and you only recognize it NOW?
Cleverbot: No, the first thing you said in this conversation was 'Nice to meet you... Maybe'
User: You lying sun of a beach.
Cleverbot: Did you just call me a tree?
User: Perhaps...
Cleverbot: Then perhaps I am...
User: Perhaps you are shallow and pedantic.
Cleverbot: Perhaps I am. XD, but I'm not cleverbot, am I?
User: You're certainly not clever.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: You are shallow and pedantic.
Cleverbot: No, I am deep.
User: And pedantic.
Cleverbot: And how.
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