Natan35
Mayor of St. Natansburg
Anyway... for those of you who guess correctly - may I present to you:
Faiza Ibtisam al-Rahman of the Crescent Company!
"Faiza al-Rahman, president and Grand Hafiz of the Crescent Corporation, is fifty-one years old.
"If you're wondering why that is, then I can only suggest you take Temporal Physics 101: How Linear Time Works. It will be on offer from the cybermadrassah and may be accessed through any Internet-capable devices you own. If what you're wondering is how she can look so much older than that, how her hair has turned so grey and her forehead so lined, then know this; even without the rallying cry of the Great Mistake, of the destruction of the great kingdoms and the Petremirs, even now we have our enemies. There are those who still see the Crescent approach as weak. Misguided. Heretical. Their arguments are flawed beyond measure, as even the briefest study of Islamic history will tell you. That is why they are so willing to kill and to maim; because they know their words are too weak for anyone other than the greatest simpletons to be convinced otherwise.
"Her way is not weakness. Her way is art, her way is science, her way is the way that brings us closer to knowing the full beauty of God's creation. If that is weakness, then only the barbarian is strong.
"Some Westerners tar us with the brush of our forebears, yes. That is their road. They are just as wrong, though they are dangerous in other ways. Sanctions, blog pressure, fifth and sixth estate attacks on Crescent interests... revenge for imagined slights all, but still dangerous to our prospects. Why is al-Rahman grey? Because she must be the answer to these problems. That is her road, and we are blessed that it is the road to peace and to God.
"Faiza's rise has been meteoric, yes. A full rundown of her career is available behind a paywall that everyone in this room can evade - if they can't, I am forced to wonder why they are on an advanced computing course to begin with - but in this brief talk, I will hit the high points. She was born in a slum in Niyazovsky Oblast, the last of seven and the only one to reach adulthood after Sandstorm Raqqa hit the city. You may not be aware that Sandstorm Raqqa was radioactive, and thus not immediately fatal to her brothers and sisters. Perhaps that ignorance was more pleasant, perhaps it was not. They are at peace.
"After this, Faiza turned to God, and an imam of the Crescent became her tutor and sponsored her through secondary and tertiary education. She graduated valedictorian at the ARC's flagship Liberty University, which I am given to understand is meant to be some manner of great achievement, and then went on to study habitation dynamics under the eminent Professor Gomez Farouq. Yes, that Gomez Farouq. His life story I am sure you've all heard a dozen times.
"Faiza used this platform, and the attendant postdoctoral qualifications from Crescent Madrassah Tehran, to join the Crescent as a mid-level researcher in the field of exobiology. It was through her that the planets suitable for Seeding by the Crescent were founded. It was by her strength, by her negotiating prowess, and by her sheer will to survive, that the Crescent Corporation Seeding programme exists at all. It is by her will that the Crescent has poured money into socnet educational media, both scholastic and gaming, and by her hand that a few of you got the start you needed.
"The Crescent became, under her banner, a charitable force for good in a world where few remain. She designed the first viable Burj housing blocks, soaring towers that single-handedly put an end to the homelessness problems of cities from the Kurdistani border to the Pillars of Hercules. You can see her here meeting with the ARC's then-chief executive to discuss the Dreamtime software, designed to teach people in stasis chambers vital skills and even provide therapy for some mental illnesses. Even this lecture was partially written by her - though of course, I simply wrote the introduction, and if you're hearing this over Dreamtime or iLearn, the skip function should be the red button at the bottom left of the screen.
"But do not press it now, because here to give the parting speech to those selected for the Crescent Company Seeding, by the grace of God, Faiza Ibtisam al-Rahman!"
-- Preface, Dr. Mahmoud Sadiq Khan, Ph.D, D.D, Cai.
Spoiler :Let's all applaud Scapegrace for this spectacular piece of bombast!
Arabic freaky civ? Killer leader?
I thought scapegrace didn't like psychopaths!
Oh, he is spacegrace here... the brand different... spacegrace
(BTW, this dress will NEVER fit Arabs....)
We need an Israeli flavour civ
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