Corrupt a Wish

Granted, The shark ravages beaches, killing many people.

I wish for Antartica to become a country.
 
Granted. Osama Bin Laden coups the government and causes WWIII, prenimentlly destroying Anatrica and wiping out most of the Pengiuns

I wish for a fish on a dish having a ball with a cat in a hat with a bat on a mat in which he sat on.
 
Granted, The shark ravages beaches, killing many people.

I wish for Antartica to become a country.
Wait, if HE is the shark, wouldn't that be a good thing?...Anyway

Crossposted O_o

@Omega's wish. Granted, but the cat violently eats the fish after they are finished having a ball

I wish I was Prime Minister of Canada
 
Granted, but then the US invades Canada and you are killed when Ottawa gets nuked.

I wish I had a Russian accent.
 
Granted. You are "taken" by the US for being a "commie".

I wish the spy can backstab without giving up disguese.
 
granted, you don't use a disguise, everyone hates you.
i wish i was in a band.
 
Granted, but it breaks up 2 seconds after you join.

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Granted, somehow

I wish for a spy crab to win a match.
 
Granted, he wins a match of chess against a blind man

I wish I had twelve ponies that are not evil or corrupted in any way and are indestructable
 
Granted. However, the ponies run away, and become much more succesful in different, useful, morally good fields that you could ever dream to aspire.

I wish that America conquors every other nation, and creates a "United States of Earth"
 
Granted, you are a hobo who lives in a shelter made from copies of your book glued together.

I wish I could sit through scenes in shows and movies where the protagonist embarrasses his/herself without cringing and without having to pause the scene to regain my composure. (I can't seem to find theses scenes amusing like many people do.)
 
Granted. You now have the the abililty to sit through them without doing those actions. However, you still do, but you could possibly not.

I wish that Ron Paul runs for president of the USA, and win.
 
Granted, unfortunately he is a complete bore.
I wish I was pregnant.
 
Granted, you give birth to an alien.

I wish I wasn't sick.
 
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