Corrupt a Wish

[GhostWriter16]

Granted. You live to when the su explodes, and are doomed to wander the space void for enternity

I just beat corrupt a wish.

I wished I'd be happy the entire time. With your wish, I am still happy the entire time. I'm floating through space, but, according to my wish, I'm STILL happy.

Congrats on NOT successfully corrupting anything

 

[GhostWriter16]

Oh, Yeah, I wish for Omega to acknoweldge that he failed to corrupt my wish.

 

[hoplitejoe]

corruption does not necessarily mean to completely destroy the wish, merely to change it so it is not what you might not want. seeing as you just ignored yoshieggs wish i will ignore the above two posts and continue from there.

Granted, you are stuck in the last day of your break forever and ever.

I wish I knew the truth.

 

[Omega124]

Granted, but the truth overruns your mind and blows it up

I wish that Dommy would stop spamming this thread.

 

[Lighthearter]

Granted, but he starts spamming your VMs.

I wish the Germans won World War 2.

-L

 

[GamezRule]

Granted, robo Hitler kills all.

I wish to conquer the world.

 

[SouthernKing]

I would grant it, but you live in Soviet Russia, so world conquers YOU!!!

I wish I had a Roflcopter.

 

[Omega124]

Granted. You don't know how to fly it, and fly into a building. Not only are you dead, but a couple hundred are also dead and everyone thinks you're a terrorist. Congrats.

I wish I had the motivation to work on my counter-colonialism IOT

 

[hoplitejoe]

You are so motivated you forget to eat and drink and die after a couple of days in a pool of your own pee and faeces.
I wish i could invent a new type of toilet.

 

[CELTICEMPIRE]

granted, when it flushes, it overflows and floods the house

I wish France no longer existed.

 

[GamezRule]

Granted, Charlemagne returns from the grave and we are all ruled by zombie-catholics.

I wish for a cow.

 

[Omega124]

Granted. The cow then dies.

I wish that Patton didn't die from a car accident, got elected in '48, declared war on the Soviet Union, and won before their nukes were finished.

 

[Red_Spy]

Granted, then the communists rebel and take over Russia and America.

I wish for the economy to rise.

 

[hoplitejoe]

Granted, it begins to rise. oh wait! that's just inflation, by the end of the month your paying millions of dollars(?) for a piece of bread.
I wish I was a jockey

 

[Omega124]

Granted, but there was a tragic accident playing a sport, and both of your legs are permentlly broken

I wish people would just let the Panda go freaking exctinct due to not having the best stick in evolution like it was going to before we decided, "OH MY GOD! WE NEED TO HELP THEM! SCREW ALL OTHER ANIMALS!".

 

[SouthernKing]

Granted, but then Pandzillas return and raze every major city in revenge.

I wish for a hsiw.

 

[Optical]

Granted. The hsiw backfires.

I wish for 10 years' free Internet access.

 

[Lighthearter]

Granted. It's dial-up internet.

I wish for a cat that loved me.

-L

 

[hoplitejoe]

granted, it shows its love by bringing dead things to you and getting in the way while your typing.
i wish my laptop could play games released after 2007

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Granted, I steal your laptop then upgrade it in my house

I wish I could sell Hoplitejoe's laptop for a high price