Corrupt a Wish

[SouthernKing]

Granted, your bones turn to jelly,

I wish that CFC added the smilies listed below.

 

[GhostWriter16]

Granted, CFC is changed to a site standing for "Christian Fanatics Center" and we kick off everyone else.

I wish I could wish for more wishes so I could wish for more wishes so I could wish for more wishes so I could wish for more wishes so I could wish to go to Dixieland.

 

[Terrance888]

Granted. The rednecks shoot you.

I wish to die happy.

 

[Omega124]

Granted. However, everyone you like gets depressed and commits suicide

I wish I was the ugly barnacle that makes everyone die!

 

[Mad Man]

Granted, everyone dies laughing at how ugly you are.

I wish I could go fishing off the coast of Pakistan.

 

[hoplitejoe]

granted, while your there someone goes fishing for your wallet and your passport and you end up stuck there for a month.
i wish pokemon were real.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Granted, you only are capable of capturing Pidgey's and you become a youngster on Route 1 who I defeat with my Totodile

I wish to be the best Pokemon Trainer ever

 

[Terrance888]

Granted. Then you wake up from your coma.

I wish to have more time to do what I want.

 

[Optical]

Granted. You have plenty of time when you are stranded on the moon

[shameless advertising]I wish I didn't take so long to do writeups for my story[/shameless advertising]

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Granted, your quickly done update is horrible, unfunny, and boring, causing mods to close down your story due to it's ugliness

I wish I could speak Japanese

 

[hoplitejoe]

Granted, it is now the only language you know.

i wish i had more balloons .

 

[Terrance888]

Granted, they appear in your chest. As in chest.

I wish I can enjoy myself.

 

[Omega124]

Granted. However, you do it in public. The cops arrest you for indecent expousore

I wish the Moon was made of lobster

 

[Mad Man]

Granted, the giant space lobster devourers earth.

I wish for another giant war to break out in Europe and the Americas.

 

[Red_Spy]

Granted, then peace is declared 1 second later.

I wish for no one to understand this wish.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Granted. The world explodes for no apparent reason

I wish I could fire lazor's from my eyes with no negative side effects.

 

[Mango Elephant]

Granted, but you begin to hate the way you look and have a bad self image.

I wish I use a wand and wish my homework to be done correctly and perfectly and it would be.

 

[Double A]

Granted, but you go to a Puritan school and you are burned at the stake.

I wish US politicians could only serve one term.

 

[Tecknojock]

Granted, they serve lifelong terms.

I wish sleep was unnecessary.

 

[Mad Man]

Granted, your still tired.

I wish bears think I have a sexy voice.