Corrupt a Wish

[Mad Man]

Granted, you sell his laptop for ten dollars and the high price is you need his laptop to live..... so you die a slow agonising death.

I wish that I was so damn sexy that everybody wants to rape me.

 

[Optical]

Granted, you die of AIDS.
I wish for a smiley dedicated to ME on CFC.

 

[Red_Spy]

granted, but the smiley is a guy holding a sign, saying I Fail

I wish for the USSR to reform, and dominate the world.

 

[Omega124]

Granted, the UUSR (United Union of Sertian (sic) Randomness) reformed into a terrorist cell that makes Al-Queda cry in shame, and the world dissovles into anarchism.

I wish the CIS won the Clone Wars

 

[Lighthearter]

Granted, the Croatian Independent Software company rules the galaxy and spams us with cheap games about how awesome they are.

I wish wishes were fishes.

-L

 

[Mango Elephant]

Granted, but the Good Lord strikes you deaf and dumb and kicks you in the groin repeatably for wishing such a dumb wish.

I wish I had really good eyesight.

 

[Omega124]

Granted. However, you become deaf, can't speak, and lose the ability to feel. And then someone stabs both of your eyes.

I wish the Red Soxs will win this world series, without the usage of drugs, and will continue to regularlly win them, again without drugs.

 

[Optical]

Granted. The Red Sox Chess Team becomes the best in the world.
I wish I had a better computer (QuadCore or better) that works and runs a good OS (XP or better).

 

[Tecknojock]

Granted, but your motherboard has no PCI-e slots and so can't support a 3rd party graphics card.

I wish I had more than just caramel and Kahlua syrup for my espresso.

 

[hoplitejoe]

granted, a homeless man comes up and offers to spit in it when ever you want.

i wish Americans would use English spellings for things.

 

[Omega124]

Granted. They invade Britan, and America's way of spelling things become the "English" way

I wish pepole wouldn't think my review is worthles.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Granted. Instead of thinking your review is worthless, they think it's spam and the review is deleted

I wish I could read people's minds

 

[Optical]

Granted, you still don't know what they're thinking, because in Soviet Russia (where you were forced to move because of your unusual power) mind reads YOU!

I wish my phone had internet so I could post while on holiday.

 

[Omega124]

Xzibit will desribe your result:

"Yo dawg, I heard you want internet in your phone so we put a smart phone in your dumb phone so you can use the internet while you use the phone. But then it exploded after your holiday."

I wish April Break will never end.

 

[hoplitejoe]

it doesn't, you never learn anything and end up working in a dead end job.

I wish I was better at revision.

 

[MajKira]

same as other thread, so you have two threads of same kindaa
you became better revisor but also get more criticiser
wannabe a pop star

 

[Red_Spy]

Granted, thats already bad.

I wish for Equalizer taunt kill, that kills 3+ people.

 

[Terrance888]

Granted. You are one of them.

I wish to live a happier life.

 

[Optical]

Granted, your one remaining day is indeed happy - then you're killed.

I wish I was immune to all diseases.

 

[hoplitejoe]

Granted, over the next couple of weeks you lose most of your limbs. not so immune to that are you!
I wish i had some jelly (and not the fish).