CTNES: The Hero (or Villian) Within

[TerrisH]

To Empreor Norton.
I see there is a fellow followers of the Law of Five. though I can not openly Ally myself to you at this time, as I am not ready for Open conflict. Your Recent Actions have..brouth a Little To Much Attention to you. there Is also the fact I also wish to.. Rule. but for the Present, Our golas do conincide. Untill the Time where there is no other Option but to call you a Foe, I will Consider you an Ally.

as such, perhaphs you might have some Luck Recruting followers In Kentuky, and to that Extent, I am willing to Donate 300WC in Travling funds to your Cuase if you will take this Advice.. And if things at this rally were to get.. a Little Out of hand, perhaphs an Aditional 100WC/5% could be seen to come your way. Perhaphs you could arange for this Rally somethime in 1952. for I do have some preperation on my end to do befor we can get this Party Started.

 

[erez87]

So I don't exist? I could have stopped The Fire guy in New York.. I live there!

 

[alex994]

Heh, I really love how the two "heroes" faced off in Las Vegas... I wonder if I can join the Communists Party, any anwer to what they think about me contempt?

 

[Kentharu]

Some where, some how, a moose was coming.

"MOOOSE!!"

Can you hear it?

"MOOSE MOOSE!!"

Suddenly out of nowhere came the hero known as The Moose!. Defender of cookies, and destroyer of gnomes, The Moose! has brought hope and death by laughter, to many citizens of Barbados. He is a hero, and with his fellow Mooseys!! (spelt with the !!) he bounds and wiggles his way into the forehead lines and into the way of cars.

"Holy crap did i just hit a moose?"

"No ma'am, you didn't hit A moose, you hit The Moose!"

"Ooh, who?"

He wears his underwear on his head, and mooses like a moose. The Moose! has no cape, and he has no cheese!

"No cheese? well what kind of superhero is he if he doesn't have cheese!"

He is a super superhero, nay he is more than that, he is a MOOSEHERO! No villian, no parrow, no gnome can stand in his way, and with the speed of a really fast guy, he can run very small circles around his competition.

"No more cheese for you Mr. BadPerson, its lights out!"

Now, out of Barbados he leaps, and into his trusty row boat (1 seater, his followers flew 1st class). To the great land of Cuba he goes! (To get a fake citizenship and then illegally enter the United States of America through Florida, where he recieves immediate residency as soon as he lands on its shores) And onto the land of America (where everything is to big). With his huge mind powers he saves all illegal, legal, and nonexistant people to live better lives through the power of MOOOOOOSE!!.

"I am here, in this spot, to save your nation, which must be saved, for it is in need of such saving and i must do it, because i am a hero, a MooseHero, a hero that does good, and good i do because i am a hero"

"You sound like Mojo Jojo"

"Silence gnome lover!"

~Thwak~

"Oh no... im Thwaked..."

"That is right, you have been Thwaked by me, only not, because it is i who used my mind, hence i did not use my mind to do such a feet, with is a feet that is a foot longer than any other feet done by any other footer of this land!!" (almost dies due to not breathing)

"Haza! Hazo, Blah Blue, Bleh Blah Bloooooooh!!"

ooc mmm i like cookies

 

[Kal'thzar]

Hmmm Las Vegas looks crowded now....

Nah I'll join their anyway.

 

[Symphony D.]

Friggin' copycats! Get your own cesspit of moral decay. I'LL KILL YOU ALL! Go to Reno or or Atlantic City or something.

 

[Kal'thzar]

Last Time I played I went here, but was situated in baghdad.

*ponders*

anyway


Andues
Las Vegas, Nevada (no secret base yet)
Base Level: Basement
Funds: 1000 WC
Weapons: A pistol and a knife
Stockpile: nothing
Henchmen: 5 men
Vehicles: van
Superhero level: 0
Strength:0
Speed/Agility: 0
Endurence:0
Powers
Mind Reader: Read people's thought
Research:
Description: Known As Andues, He Likes to keep quiet in the battles between Blackjack and Catalyst Prime. His intentions remain secret.

 

[JosefStalinator]

Come on Kalthazar, everyone has done the superhero taking advantage of gambling...

 

[erez87]

How could I let it happen? Right under my nose that villian stole from the banks nearby! I got to stop him. Hopefully my shield could protect me from anything he throwns at me. That Lord fire got to be stopped or else New-York will run out of money in the banks! I should also look for other people like me.. with powers... We could make a grand team.

Orders are only PM'd? heh? oh well

 

[Icmancin]

Could you post stats, or do we have to keep them ourselves?

Nice update, BtW.

 

[Kal'thzar]

Josef, I did it last time as well

But its only to get my intial fund up anyway.

 

[Azale]

Last Time I played I went here, but was situated in baghdad.

*ponders*

anyway


Andues
Las Vegas, Nevada (no secret base yet)
Base Level: Basement
Funds: 1000 WC
Weapons: A pistol and a knife
Stockpile: nothing
Henchmen: 5 men
Vehicles: van
Superhero level: 0
Strength:0
Speed/Agility: 0
Endurence:0
Powers
Mind Reader: Read people's thought
Research:
Description: Known As Andues, He Likes to keep quiet in the battles between Blackjack and Catalyst Prime. His intentions remain secret.

booo, 3 superheros per medium sized city is too many

And trying to "keep quiet" will only ensure that both of us eventually beat you down. Especially since your only power is pretty weak against us

 

[Kal'thzar]

Its ok, I'm probably moving away soonish, just going to mess around a bit first.

 

[Swissempire]

TO Emperor Norton
From: SEGG

Go....away....fat man.

 

[Contempt]

Could you post stats, or do we have to keep them ourselves?

Nice update, BtW.

Stats will be up tommorrow...

 

[Luckymoose]

For a pic reference thats what joe mahoney would look like if he was emilio estevez.

 

[Swissempire]

SEGG's costume sucked, but it had to be easy to carry around. He had to fight crime between City Council Meetings, but he could not afford to have anyone know who he was, yet. Everyday he woke up Chip Sinton, but whenever there was crime, he but on his plain olive green sweatshirt, and his nice sunglasses that had a dark red tint in the eyes. And he became SEGG.

And SEGG was who he currently was. The police scanner had a Bank Robbery/ Hostage situation on the corner of Haynes and Wadsworth. SEGG Levitated in the air(he weighed only 150 pounds) and flew towards
1st Middlesex Bank. When he got there, there was a sigh of releif. Inside the bank there wer 5 hostiles he could make out. He made sure his Henchman were in place, and he flew forward. With his mind, he grabbed a potted plant, and hit the door gaurd in the head with it. He used this as an opening to Mental throw the door open, andhandcuff him with his mind. SEGG then landed on the bank floor. The hostages would be just around the corner. He heard a gruff voice yell

"Walk over here with your hands up, or I swear I'll shoot her"

Of course SEGG had no idea who "she" was, but this dimwit obviously had no idea who he was. SEGG walked around the corner with his hands in the air. There were 4 men. 1 had opened the safe and was getting the money out, 2 had machine guns, and the Leader had a pistol pointed towards a little girl.

SEGG was facing him, and the leader foolishly pointed the pistol at him.

"Now get on the ground buddy." he said, angling the pistol downwrd as if to direct SEGG. But he stupidly gave SEGG the opening he need.

Behind the Sunglasses, SEGG looked back at the man, "You first!"

In an instant, SEGG telekinetically tripped him, grabbed his pistol with his mind, and mentally pulled the trigger, wounding both Machine-Gunners. He then looked at the Safe-Breaker.

"Boo!"

The safe-breaker squelled and fell to the ground. SEGG mentally hand cuffed the 4 and levitated one after another outside to the police. He let the hostages go, and then he strode outside. He winked twice, this was the signal to his henchman. They began to cheer lowdly, and chant "SEGG."

Soon the crowd caught on, and a TV camera person came up to him, and asked him for an interview. He oblidged. He answered some questions, and inserted his support of Chip Sinton for Mayor next year, since the last one had stepped down in a corruption scandal. He thank the reporter, and levitated ten feet in the air, faced the crowd and thanked them. Then he flew off into the distance, quite dramatically.

 

[Luckymoose]

Henry's Pet Shop was about to cool off.He came in that day,Henry the Petshop owner,and fed all the animals and had a new sign up in the glass window.New puppies half off.He had no idea that a certain evil villan would come into his shop. Frostbite walked in the front door,with three of his henchmen all dressed like jocks in leather jackets.He came up to the desk and annyoingly clicked the little metal bell over and over even though Henry was right infront of him.

"Can I help you sir?" Henry said.

"Yes my name is Joe,Joe Mahoney.And today I would like to buy a puppy." Frostbite replied.

Henry smiled and waved his hand towards the cages in the back.
"This way sir" he said

Joe walked to the back with Henry and his gang preceeded to rob the cash register.There wasn't much cash but they stoel it anyway.

"So Mr. Mahoney,what type of puppy are you interested in? I have german sheperds,golden retrievers and a couple black labs."

"Well Henry,I was thinking about a hush puppy."

"A hush puppy? I don't think I have ever heard of one of-" Henry is cut off with a swift pistol whip to the back of his head.Just as this happens,one of the henchmen comes into the back with Frostbite and tells him there isn't as much cash as they thought.He thought for a moment while looking down at the bloody pet shop owner.

"We will steal the puppies and convert them to Villanism.Using them in our evil drug running scheems.Only the german sheperds though.Golden Retreivers and Labradors are to friendly.They shall be shot to death." The henchman nods as he checks his machine guns chamber for ammo.Joe walks out of the room as two of the henchmen grab the German Sheperd puppies.As he gets in the car with the pups,gun shots echo throughout the petshop.Yipes are heard then nothing.The last henchman comes jumping into the car as he sets the place on fire with a molotov cocktail.

 

[~Darkening~]

Nice update Contempt.

riding on his new motorcycle

...........As I said so many times, I feel SO ripped off.......

 

[Contempt]

Heh, I really love how the two "heroes" faced off in Las Vegas... I wonder if I can join the Communists Party, any anwer to what they think about me contempt?

At the moment, they feel that you won't amount to anything just yet. Level up a couple of times (stories help with this), and you might become Communist China's version of Comrade Red...