Cursing, to God

[Bozo Erectus]

David Halberstam is interviewing God right now. Lets listen in:


DH: Mayonaise too?

God: Of course.

DH: Interesting... Now about this cursing business, problem?

God: Hell no! I aint got tahm fuh dat! Im God m___________!

DH: Why did you start talking like Chris Rock?

God: Nevermind that, can we get back to condiments? I have some additional thoughts on Worcestershire sauce.

 

[El_Machinae]

To be fair, He cursed me first.

 

[Swedishguy]

Saying "Oh my God!" might offend some people*. Say "Oh my Knubb!" instead. It's a good way of breaking down the culture barrier.

*I mean, those kind of people that gets offended by anything.

 

[Xanikk999]

I think its fine, i mean if god is forgiving he would understand.

 

[Perfection]

I can do it, Christians can't.

 

[Masquerouge]

I try to avoid using religious-related expression such as OMG Jeez what the hell or things like this, mostly because I think it makes no sense for me to use them.

 

[Bill3000]

I try to avoid using religious-related expression such as OMG Jeez what the hell or things like this, mostly because I think it makes no sense for me to use them.

Doesn't french have church-related curse words?

Oh, tabernacle!

 

[Masquerouge]

Doesn't french have church-related curse words?

Oh, tabernacle!

two things:
1. I also try to avoid using the French church-related curse words, even though that's a lot easier since they really are old-fashioned and outdated (Nobody says "Mon Dieu!", "Damnation!" and "Par l'enfer!" anymore, and "Jesus" was never used). French language never had a strong use of religious curse words.
2. Tabernacle, Sacristie and things like that is not French, it's Quebecois

EDIT: ah, three things. What I was saying in my first post is that "when I'm speaking English, I try to avoid OMG, Jeez or..."

 

[The 777 Hoax]

I don't think it's acceptable for anyone.

 

[Swedishguy]

I don't think it's acceptable for anyone.

I think most people think it is.

 

[Kozmos]

Flying Spaghetti Monster-dammit!

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

I think most people think it is.

I think he thinks something different from what most people think. Imagine!

 

[CartesianFart]

I think he thinks something different from what most people think. Imagine!

I think not what he thinks that is not most people think.Imagine!

 

[Erik Mesoy]

I think not what he thinks that is not most people think.Imagine!

Imagine that you are thinking of writing a coherent post.

Now imagine writing that post.

Now write it.

 

[CartesianFart]

Imagine that you are thinking of writing a coherent post.

Now imagine writing that post.

Now write it.

Ok.I am imagining that whenever you can teach me how to write coherently is the day when you can take anything I have written with a degree of understanding by your own limited intellect.