DarthNES II - Superpowers Redux

[TheLizardKing]

Oooooops...
Does it mean that I have to enter FEAR to save myself?

They're not going to want you. But I will always remember what you've done and said.

 

[ChineseWarlord]

I think I speak for all nations of the world when I say ITS CHAOS!

 

[christos200]

OOC: Everyone hated Alexander. And both Russia and USA would invade me. It is bad for RP, but logical if I wnat to survive.

 

[DarthNader]

...I leave for an hour and s**t goes crazy. *sigh*

Christos, I hope you're well aware that this is going to impact you negatively.

 

[christos200]

OOC: How negative can it be? More negative than an invasion by both USA and Russia?

 

[Milarqui]

OOC: How negative can it be? More negative than an invasion by both USA and Russia?

- Stability loss
- Loss of territory to rebellion
- Loss of trade
- Setbacks in investigation
- Outright military coups that screw up your plans
- Civil War

Should I keep writing?

 

[DarthNader]

Besides Christos, no one declared war on you. Stating that a host of nations declared war on you doesn't mean they declared war on you. Actually, war would be an effect of that...not a cause.

You're making a mountain out of a molehill.

 

[christos200]

I can defeat any revolutions. And the army is loyal to the regime. The civilians may not be, but the military is very loyal to Ahmet. Otherwise, how Ahmet couped the government?

 

[DarthNader]

Because you have the ability to change government types during Update 0. If you try and do it when the game actually starts, you have no idea whether the military will support you.

 

[christos200]

I know this. that's why I did it on update 0. I am not going to change my government during the otehr turns. And the reason why I changed my government now is in the PM I send you.

 

[DarthNader]

Well, lets keep this exchange private then, shall we?

 

[christos200]

Yes. i did not said anything that reveals anything about the PM.

 

[DarthNader]

No. I'm saying lets keep this whole back-and-forth between you and I private so we aren't spamming up the thread.

 

[Lord of Elves]

From: Russian Federation
To: United Islamic Insane Asylum
We wish to inform you that while the great Russian nation is not at war with your country, we have added your nation to a list of states that are to be considered enemies of the Russian people, in the sense that a mosquito is the enemy of a day at the beach. You will, assuredly, be swatted or quashed like the vaguely-frustrating vermin that you are. However, we do not foresee that day coming in the immediate future. Our embassy in your capital will remain, per our desire to remain abreast of your antics. Chancellor Anton would like to discourage the new head of state of the Islamic Insane Asylum from giving up the binge drinking and substance addiction habits of his predecessors, as were the Islamic Insane Asylum to cease to be an amusing diversion, we would be forced to seriously consider destroying it.

We additionally desire to make clear that henceforth, the Russian embassy in the United Islamic Insane Asylum will be providing asylum (heh), to any citizens of the Insane Asylum with the mental wherewithal to escape.

Consider therapy. Yours, Sergei Fyodorov, Ambassador to the United Islamic Republic

 

[m.t.cicero]

SAYWHAT?: United Muslims
From: Nigeria

Minister Ihejirika has just 'bout had it up to here wit yo' wacky antics. I mean, we thought white people was crazy, but nah, the Arabs are trippin' so hard that they think DEstabalizing their country will make things more stable. You can consider this as us officially callin' you out fo' bein' crazier than white folks. If y'all make one more move that we see as threatening, we won't hesitate to bust a million caps in yo' sorry Arab faces. And don't think fo' a second that our crew won't be backin' us up, because I'm pretty sure that this entire damn planet thinks that y'all are wacked outta yo' sorry sandy minds. And while y'all're sittin' around on yo' sand dunes, try findin' Jesus.

Y'all are on notice.

-Minister Ihejirika

 

[christos200]

From UAR
To Nigeria, USA, Europe:

We would like to apologize for the erratic behavior of the previous crazy ruler and ask you for normalization of relations between our nations. This will help us in preventing racism and extremist groups. We hope that our apology can remake for the mistakes of the past and we shall move towards a new future together.

 

[Omega124]

"The Austral Union, officially the Republic of the Austral Union is a country comprising the mainland of the Australian continent, the island of Tasmania, the islands of New Zealand, and numerous smaller islands. It is the world's sixth-largest country by total area. Neighboring countries include Indonesia, East Timor and Papua New Guinea to the north; and the Solomon Islands, Vanuatu and New Caledonia to the north-east....

...On March 1st of 2026, amiss protests based on the rapid decline of the Australian Dollar and a general disapproval of Bob Katter's tenure as Prime Minister led to the start of a large protest in Melbourne. By the 13th of the same month, the protests had evolved into a riot, in which the Army then declared martial law and allegedly started massacring the city. This only martyred the protesters, and inspired uprisings in Sydney, Canberra, and other major cities. This is generally considered the beginning of the Australian Civil War.

For six years, protesters clashed with Army regiments, while in turn trying to form a new government that could deal with government. On April 17, 2026, The People's Alliance for a Free Australia, later shortened to Australian Alliance, was formed in rebel held Adelaide, and became the de facto representation of the opposition cause. For most of the war, the major cities were generally occupied by the opposition, with the major exception of Sydney. Its fall in January of 2031 led to the symbolic end of the war, with the Parliament conceding rule of the island to the AA. The next day, on the 13th, the provisional government cut all ties to the Commonwealth, which had supported the former government with aid, and became a separate entity.

Lauren Ayers, a prominent member of the AA, became the first and only president President of Australia. In July of 2033, following a referendum, New Zealand elected to peacefully join with the new republic, forming the current Austral Union. Controversially, Ayers used the union as a justification to renew her term, which is now slated to end in 3037...."

-From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

To: Indonesia
From: Austral Union

At this time time, we are not interested in going into an alliance with any nation.

 

[TheLizardKing]

 

[talonschild]

To: Brazil
From: Argentina

We would take it as a kindness if you deigned to acknowledge us when we spoke.

 

[Lord of Elves]

Australia is a large island many miles off the southernmost tip of Asia, used as a tourist trap for British people who enjoy living in a place where the natural world is constantly trying to kill them. When the tourist season ends the island's population drops dramatically, to several thousand Steve Irwin impersonators and a large contingent of kangaroo supremacists.

-Russopedia, the Slavic Encyclopedia