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Osama Bin Laden declared ''Saint'' of Islam by President Alexander:
Today President Alexander Hussein Bin Laden declared Osama Bin Laden to be ''Saint'' of Islam and be worshipped by all pious Muslims. He declared that he was a good and holy man who was murdered by the damn Satanic coward American scums. ''He should be a national hero of all Arab States, for he fought for Arabian independence and fought against the American Bastards!!!!'' President Alexander said. Also 11 September is now a national and Holy day in UAR and is celebrated as the ''Victory Day over America''' (VDay A).
New Museum about Alexander the Great, the father of President Alexander:
Today, President Alexander opened a new Museum to honor his father, Alexander the Great. Legend has it that the mother of Alexander Hussein, Ahmejalah, who was virgin, dreamt of sleeping with Alexander the Great and the next day she born Alexander Hussein. So Alecander the Great is considered father of President Alexander.
The new Museum has statues and coins of Alexander the Great, along with maps with his conquests and has a section about the Ptolemaic Era of Egypt and the Seleukids. Visitors will also be able to see four documentaries, each two hours long: The Conquest of Asia, Hellenistic Egypt, The Seleukid Empire and The two Alexanders: Alexander the Great and President Alexander.
Today President Alexander Hussein Bin Laden declared Osama Bin Laden to be ''Saint'' of Islam and be worshipped by all pious Muslims. He declared that he was a good and holy man who was murdered by the damn Satanic coward American scums. ''He should be a national hero of all Arab States, for he fought for Arabian independence and fought against the American Bastards!!!!'' President Alexander said. Also 11 September is now a national and Holy day in UAR and is celebrated as the ''Victory Day over America''' (VDay A).
New Museum about Alexander the Great, the father of President Alexander:
Today, President Alexander opened a new Museum to honor his father, Alexander the Great. Legend has it that the mother of Alexander Hussein, Ahmejalah, who was virgin, dreamt of sleeping with Alexander the Great and the next day she born Alexander Hussein. So Alecander the Great is considered father of President Alexander.
The new Museum has statues and coins of Alexander the Great, along with maps with his conquests and has a section about the Ptolemaic Era of Egypt and the Seleukids. Visitors will also be able to see four documentaries, each two hours long: The Conquest of Asia, Hellenistic Egypt, The Seleukid Empire and The two Alexanders: Alexander the Great and President Alexander.
