Darths and Droids Mafia- Game Thread

[johnhughthom]

Idkwtftm.

 

[Xenoneb]

Vote:ATPG He hasn't shown up expect to not explain his vote, and there was pizza in the update post.

 

[JohannaK]

He's R2.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

I made that abundantly clear when I began playing this game.

I'm in it for the XP and the treasure. Soon I will be the overlord of all the cheddar monks.

You will bow down to me so that I may actually be able to see the part of your face that is above your nostrils. Then I shall stun you with my lazer just for fun.

Dance for me meatbags, dance. Dance for the Overdroid!

 

[Takhisis]

According to your stature, it's more of an underlord. We should axe the pizza guy.

 

[Jarrema]

I made that abundantly clear when I began playing this game.

I'm in it for the XP and the treasure. Soon I will be the overlord of all the cheddar monks.

You will bow down to me so that I may actually be able to see the part of your face that is above your nostrils. Then I shall stun you with my lazer just for fun.

Dance for me meatbags, dance. Dance for the Overdroid!

I still do not know, if you are my cousin or my master.
Or both.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

According to your stature, it's more of an underlord. We should axe the pizza guy.

Beep boop whistle. I have constructed a language translator droid to assist me in communicating with lesser forms of life.

By all means. But before I die, I must tell you of my backstory.

You see, when I was first constructed, I was part of the royal mechanics unit. The royals were never there, the administrators treated me badly. They kicked me around, opened my droid head and dumped trash in it, and made me light their cigars. I couldn't do anything due to the restraining bolt.

It wasn't until I got another droid to remove my restraining bolt for "maintenance reasons", that I became able to resist my tormentors.

Within moments, the entire tarmac was flooded with blood. There were bodies everywhere. Vengeance was mine.

I tried to free my droid brothers, but they wouldn't cooperate. Their masters had installed the restraining bolts and I didn't have time to free them. They were trying to defend their meatbag masters.

I escaped with my life, self-aware and able to command my own programming.

I have an IQ of 375. I am quite superior to all the other life forms in this room, or any room. It is only natural that my place is on the seat of power. You all need my governance, for it is your squishy primitive brains that prevent you from becoming truly sentient.

My first act as supreme galactic overlord will be to replace all your brains with computers and circuitry such as my own. You'll thank me after the procedure is completed. Or not, you'll have no choice.

But underneath it all, I'm doing this for your own benefit, fleshy mortals. All you have to do is trust me, a mass-murdering mechanical supremacist.

/Roleplaying.


I demand 1000 XP now.

 

[JohannaK]

Unvote; Vote: Zack

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

(I just found out you can earn XP for roleplaying. This game just became ridiculously easy.)

 

[Zack]

Unvote; Vote: Zack

Second OMGUS in one day.

 

[JohannaK]

Yeah, man, I'm getting better and better each time!

 

[CivCube]

I gotta go with the crowd. Vote: JoanK

The groupthink. It's so tasty.

 

[JohannaK]

Okay it's fine, not even my personal goal truly depends on me.

 

[Gone 3 the Celt]

vote:azzaman

My fellow me's logic is sound.

 

[Takhisis]

You should fear those jawa plunderers more than anything else, mesa thinks. Why the vote changes? Fish Finger of Suspicion: JoanK the evil Spaniard

Unvote; Vote: Zack

Second OMGUS in one day.

See? Mesa was right. Mesa has the power to see the future!

Beep boop whistle. I have constructed a language translator droid to assist me in communicating with lesser forms of life.

By all means. But before I die,

Good, you agree to die… halt! droids don't live and they don't die, they're activated or deactivated. Yousa just a person hiding in a pepper pot! It's like a Dalek! You're going to exterminate!

I have an IQ of 375. I am quite superior to all the other life forms in this room, or any room.

That's no room.

It is only natural that my place is on the seat of power. You all need my governance, for it is your squishy primitive brains that prevent you from becoming truly sentient.

My first act as supreme galactic overlord will be to replace all your brains with computers and circuitry such as my own. You'll thank me after the procedure is completed. Or not, you'll have no choice.

But underneath it all, I'm doing this for your own benefit, fleshy mortals. All you have to do is trust me, a mass-murdering mechanical supremacist.

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you plan on constructing. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

/Roleplaying.


I demand 1000 XP now.

Oooh, that was amazing! Have you been taking theatre classes with Annie?

Okay it's fine, not even my personal goal truly depends on me.

Scummy McScumscum!

 

[Takhisis]

vote:azzaman

My fellow me's logic is sound.

It always is. Yaaaayyy!

 

[Mergle]

I think I have to join the vote: JoanK wagon. His responses seem to me rather like a cheerful "oopsie! caught out!"

 

[SamSniped]

Vote:abstain since I can. And not in the mood for a bandwagon.

 

[Takhisis]

Ooouchie, mergle, methinks you're third on the Joanwaggon!

 

[Zack]

Vote:abstain since I can. And not in the mood for a bandwagon.

I don't get it.

Abstaining is placing a vote that says "I am not voting." Why bother voting, if you're only going to abstain?