December World - game thread

Act of the Cabinet promulgated by His Imperial Majesty, Maharaja Khan Noonien Singh,

War Emergency Act


In the better interest of the Nation when faced by these troubling times We, Maharaja Khan Noonien Singh, hereby promulgate this Act, by which:


His Imperial Majesty’s Cabinet is henceforth relieved of Imperial sanction. The Laws and Ordnances approved and promulgated by the Cabinet will be known as Decrees, and susceptible to Imperial veto by the promulgation of an Act repealing or overriding such a decree;


His Imperial Majesty’s Cabinet is henceforth permanently in an Emergency Meeting, which entails the permanence of all cabinet members in Lahore unless excused by their very labour as Ministers of the Cabinet;


His Imperial Majesty’s Cabinet is henceforth reformed into the War Cabinet, in which either the chief of staff or the commander in chief of the armed forces must attend any and all cabinet meetings unless it is absolutely indispensable to the conduct of the war, in which case a general officer must be present as an authorised representative of either CoS or CiC, permanently in communication with Army Headquarters;


Our Realm of Indostan is henceforth under Mobilisation to better and more efficiently serve the War Effort.


To that end, the following dispositions are affixed to this Act:


That every man of age must report to the closest barracks, cantonment, or governmental office to report for the draft. His Imperial Majesty’s War Cabinet will employ the drafts to raise additional forces for either reserve or active duty.


That the War Economy must be reinforced heavily. To that end, and to reduce dependence on imports of foreign materiel, His Imperial Majesty’s War Cabinet will fund new and state-of-the-art steel mills, ammunition factories, chemical plants, small arms assemblies and arsenals, as well as the training courses for its workers.


That in order to man such plants and factories, His Imperial Majesty’s War Cabinet shall subsidise or fund the modernisation and mechanisation of agriculture, as well as fine and tax those landowners who do not undertake such measures.


That in order to facilitate the War Effort, His Imperial Majesty’s War Cabinet will authorise a Mission to procure the latest armaments and devices of war developed around the world.


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By Our hand signed with the Imperial Seal on the 30th of January in the year of 1894

 
El Heraldo de California

Secretariat of Interior to Reorganize Police and Intelligence Services
The Secretariat issued a new proposal yesterday which will see the creation of the Federal Police (Policía Federal, PF) force which will handle all matters of local law enforcement across the country. This is being done to combat the rising threat of organized crime and provide additional resources to our officers. While many villages and municipalities will retain local officers and powers they will be brought up to national levels over time. The PF will begin recruiting more from the military and using military equipment since many officers have experience in combat and can respond quickly to changing events. A second change will be the creation of the Departamento de Investigación Política y Social (DIPS) which will act as a collector of information from local sources, conduct surveillance of dangerous or suspect criminals and help to counter enemy spies and saboteurs.


SEDESOL to provide Opportunity to citizens

With the expansion of social welfare to some of our most disadvantaged citizens, many have discussed how this aid shall be distributed. After review two major proposals the Secretariat of Social Development (SEDESOL) will endorse the Oportunidades (“Opportunities”) proposal. The aim to provide conditional cash transfers to so-called “rights holders,” or people responsible for health and consumption decisions in poor families, usually mothers. Oportunidades is based on a centralized top-down model, with all administrative decisions made by the federal government which will help to prevent corruption and waste. According to a statement from the Secretariat 'While this system may not be perfect for some, we shall continue to make improvements and welcome public discussion and comments'.

Transcontinental Railroad to be completed soon

According to Ferrocarriles Nacionales de México the final portions of the Transcontinental Railroad are nearing completion. The route, called the Southern Star, already stretches from Savannah, Georgia in the Confederate States of America to Tucson, Arizona and will reach Los Angeles by the end of the year. A similar program for Southern Mexico and Central America is being developed by no details are available at this time. The railroad expansion has been a boost to regional industry and businesses by optimizing their supply chains and helping regular workers to find jobs in towns all across Mexico’s heartland. The FMN has also signed an exclusive contract with Odran Seachnall Ibanez for Casa Ibanez to open his dining and hotel establishments along the entire route.
 
Just a brief reminder for everyone that first set of economic, diplomatic, and domestic orders is due in 10 hours. That's especially important for any declarations of war and what have you.
 
Crisis update

British Anti-Colonial War
As France and Hungary capitulated in the Central-European War, the Second Atlantic War expanded to Africa, India, and, possibly, even British Pacific possessions, becoming, ultimately, the British Anti-Colonial War (or the War of the Colonies, as it's known on the Albion). Three members of the Thale Noi Treaty, namely the Raj of Indostan, the Third Burmese Empire, and the Tokugawa Shogunate, declared their war on Great Britain under the flag of liberating Asiatic peoples from the yoke of European imperialism. This sent ripples across the region, alarming many geopolitical observers in such countries as Portugal-Brazil, the Netherlands, and even the North German Federation - however, no official response has been issued by these countries as of yet. With the Union of North America getting closer to dominating British New World possessions, and with Liberia joining the fray in Africa, the position of the British Royal Commonwealth is more unstable than ever, and it remains to be seen if it could muster some allies to its cause like it did in response to the Communard aggression. (Indostan, Third Burmese Empire, Tokugawa Shogunate, and Liberia declare war on British Royal Commonwealth. Other players have 48 hours to declare their diplomatic pile-in moves (including declarations of war).)

War of Gran-Colombian Independence
The civil conflict in Gran Colombia has crystallized over the past three months into a struggle of the Gran-Colombian nation (as fragmented as it is) against Portobrazilian imperialism. While the Gran-Colombian patriots continue receiving aid and assistance from multiple nations, one of their newfound allies, the United Communes of the Andes, chose to cross all unspoken boundaries of participating in a civil conflict and officially declared war on the Twin Crowns. Now a state of tense calm is hanging over South America, with Gran Paraguay remaining strangely silent about its plans in regards to its neighbors. (Communes of the Andes declare war on Portugal-Brazil. Other players have 48 hours to declare their diplomatic pile-in moves (including declarations of war).)
 
Jean Pierre, Part Seventeen of Twenty on the Restaurants of the Far East
Spoiler :

The Western Saloon
Food from the Distant Homeland! Reasonable Prices for Gentlemen and Ladies of Discerning Palates and Longing for a Taste of Home!

Owned and run by John Smith, formerly known as Zi Meng before his immigration to the Pacific Directory from the Taiping Mandate, the Western Saloon offers a seemingly random selection of food from the European Continent which changes on a weekly basis. The restaurant has at various points employed Italians, Frenchmen, Englishmen, Norwegians, Muskovites, Tartars, Spaniards, Yanks, Dixies, Mormons, and, in one memorable disaster, a Scot and each has contributed one or more dishes from their homelands. The atmosphere is similarly confused, with orthodoxes hanging alongside latin and greek crosses, flags from various countries hung seemingly at random, random passages from the Holy Bible interspersed between selections from Plato’s Symposium and the writings of Descartes. The food, while likely adequate to the undeveloped tastebuds of one who hasn’t sampled the originals, is frankly subpar, not helped by the presence of soy sauce in seemingly every dish. One has not faced true culinary horror until one has faced a hagis that has been wrapped in piroshki dough, fried, and then covered in soy sauce.

Overall the Western Saloon is yet another sign of the inability of these Orientals to grasp the core concepts of Western cooking. Even the European immigrants who are entering the country in droves are willing to corrupt their culinary traditions, mashing them with one another and their Asian neighbors. I can but hope that they come to their senses soon, lest some horrific monstrosity arises that will make its way back west. To my immense shame I saw two of my own countrymen ‘enjoying’ a meal here during one of my visits, even going so far as to order what appeared to be pizza covered in sliced ham and half an inch of parmesan, which they then drowned in soy sauce.

Needless to say this is also not a true saloon, more resembling bistro in both form and selection.


Uncle Ivan’s Seafood Shack
Taste the Variety of the Pacific! Eat Fried Fish, Fried Clam, Fried Roe, Fried Oyster, Fried Crab, Fried Whale, Fried Seal, and Fried Otter! For the Authentic Pacific Experience come to Uncle Ivan’s Seafood Shack Today!

What more can I say. These monsters take the meat of the king crab, fresh caught and boiled, coat it in batter, and fry it. They take salmon, coat it in batter, and fry for seconds, enough to crisp the batter but leave the fish itself raw. They throw thousands of shrimp into vats of oil until they’re half oil by mass. They take perfectly edible pieces of otter meat, cube it, coat it in flour, and then pan fry it in the Chinese style. Of course it goes without saying that there are several bottles of soy sauce on standby, in case one feels like beating the poor horse after killing it. The only point in its favor is that near as I could tell Ivan was actually Russian and not some nefarious Oriental in disguise.

I suppose I should also speak of the ‘shack’ itself. It is indeed as described, being barely large enough for a half-dozen people. The expectation appears to be that one purchases the food and then leaves with it in a paper bag which would inevitably get soaked through and tear out. I consider myself fortunate that I visited during the winter months, as it forced me to leave immediately upon getting my food to retreat to the comfort of my hotel room.
 
Sounds good, thanks for considering December World. Hope to see you back.

Sardinia-Piedmont is now NPC.

From Sardinia-Piedmong
To Indostan, Liberia, Third Burmese Empire, Tokugawa Shogunate

As loyal allies of the British Royal Commonwealth, we confirm our defensive alliance with Great Britain and announce that a state of war now exists between our nations.
 
No more diplomatic statements or pile-in moves for the crisis update are accepted beyond this point.

Late orders deadline for Update 6, i.e., all military orders are due by: March 19, 2018, 11 pm CST.
 
Just a brief reminder to the players who have not submitted any orders (@Ophorian , @Masada , @ChineseWarlord , @Sifaus , @ItsAGiraffe000 , @Robert Can't ) that they have just 2.5 days to do so, or else they'll skip this turn.

Also, @christos200 will be dropped from Greece if no orders are submitted.
Out of all above-mentioned ladies and gentlemen, only @Masada has so far submitted orders. Everyone else has 12 hours and 42 minutes to get at least some semblance of an order set in, however brief.
 
Casa Ibanez Menu

Dinner for 14.00 Pesos
Menu for passenger trains

Blue Points on Shell
English Peas Au Gratin
Filets of Whitefish, Madeira Sauce
Potatoes Française
Young Capon, Hollandaise Sauce
Roast Sirloin of Beef au jus Pork with Applesauce
Salmi of Duck Queen Olives
Mashed Potatoes Boiled Sweet Potatoes Elgin Sugar Corn
Turkey Stuffed Cranberry Sauce
Baked Veal Pie English Style
Charlotte of Peaches, Cognac Sauce
Prairie Chicken, Currant Jelly
Lobster Salad au Mayonnaise
Sugar Cured Ham Pickled Lamb’s Tongue
Beets
Celery French Slaw
Apple Pie Cold Custard a la Chantilly
Assorted Cakes Bananas New York Ice Cream
Oranges Catawba Wine Jelly Grapes
Edam and Roquefort Cheese
Bent’s Water Crackers French Coffee
 
Burmese Ambitions
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14:14, Rangoon,
The Burmese Council of State has recently chartered the printing of small pamphlets detailing the Empire's pan-nationalist aspirations in several of the country's native languages, as well as English, German, French, and Japanese. Although they have yet to be distributed, and the reasoning behind them is still down to assumption, several copies have - deliberately or not - found their way into public hands, leading to a newly blossoming controversy surrounding the Konbaung Throne's foreign policy.

In its first pages, the pamphlet is quick to detail the organization of a supposed new form of government; the Federal Kingdom, or အဖွဲ့ချုပ်ပြည်နယ် (ahpwal-hkyaote pyinaal,lit: League State). The currently arbitrarily divided interior of Burma, as well as its satellite Dai Nam, are to have their borders redrawn to follow linguistic and cultural trends. Large enough groups, notably the Siamese, Cambodian, and Viet peoples, will be granted a region known as a Kingdom, whose Head of State is nominally the Burmese Emperor, but whose people are permitted and encouraged to organize a Consultation Court, a sort of weak parliament assigned to promote local culture, levy militias and public service agencies, and advise His Majesty in their Kingdom's affairs.

Smaller divisions for less sizeable groups or exclaves will be arranged when applicable, each under the authority of the next larger division's Head of Court. Some exceptions are to be made for certain tribal groups with no definable land boundaries - they will be granted their own stateless councils for representation.

Each year, a Grand Assembly will be hosted in a different Kingdom's capital, where politicians will be able to share the positions of their local governments, and organize collaborative programs. Some have called into question whether these changes are the first step in Burma's liberalization, but these claims have not gathered much support, domestically or abroad.

Still, this Reformed Feudalism is not what has sparked such an uproar among foreign observers. Rather, it is the inclusion of two Kingdoms - in Bengal and Ceylon - and the apparent absorption of Assam into Burma. Equally surprising, no note in particular is made of these additions in the pamplet's text. They are simply included.
 

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A Review of Erin Thompson's "Camelot" - Rose Garden Publishing, 1893.

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Ms. Thompson is an unknown author who’s bewildering success with her first book, Camelot, (Rose Garden Publishing House - 1893) baffles all conventions of taste and common decency. Her tale is a country-fair mirror house rendition of some parts of Sir Thomas Malory’s Le Morte d’Arthur, as well as other tales of the Arthurian Cycle, where, though the classic characters of the canon (Lancelot, Mordred, Queen Guinevere, and King Arthur) appear, they are relegated to the side, appearing in only a few scenes as supporting characters.

Instead, the protagonists are the duality of Sir Kai, King Arthur’s Seneschal, and Squire Caradoc, son of King Caradoc, who first rebelled but finally submitted to King Arthur during his ascension to the Throne of Camelot. Both are, admittedly, written excellently, Ms. Thompson convincingly writes brave and noble Knights, though in her Round Table, these are found as often as not. We learn in the early chapters that, though the Knights of the Round Table were once the heroes we know, they have since begun to rest on their laurels, undertaking on fewer and fewer quests, and participating only in show tourneys. It is only the younger knights and squires, the Caradocs and Sir Percivals and Sir Gaherises of the Knights that still roam the land in search of fair maidens to Rescue and of Black Knights to Fight. Sir Gawain and Sir Launcelot are the most obvious examples of this butchery of the myth, Gawain wasting no opportunity to retell his duel with the Green Knight, and Launcelot mooning about, chastely presenting flowers to every lady of the court and reciting empty, vapid poetry, and polishing his gleaming armor and sword, and King Arthur himself sits on a throne, growing ever more distant from the people he rules.

Sir Kai is presented as a Grizzled Veteran of many wars, who is content to be at peace, and begins willfully blind to the decay of the Court of Camelot. He is more interested in finding a proper husband for his daughter, the beautiful and vivacious Ginny (Ginevra, so named after the queen, we are told.) He disapproves of her favourite suitor, the young Sir Caradoc, believing that the son of a defeated foe is not worthy, and that one of Sir Gawain’s Brothers would be a far more suitable match. To dissuade Caradoc, Sir Kai organizes a tourney, knowing that Gawain’s Brothers are far more skilled at horseplay than the young knight. Surprisingly enough, Caradoc does not win. Instead, in a thrilling display of bravery and honour, he is injured while saving a young boy who wanders into the field of tourney. That night, Sir Kai organizes a feast to announce the betrothal of his daughter Ginny to Sir Gareth. Disaster strikes the feast, an enchanted sleep overcoming the entire court, a curse cast by an unknown enemy. The only ones to have escaped the curse are Sir Kai, who had left the hall to organize the next course, Caradoc, who had been recovering from his injuries, and Merlin, the Wise Wizard of the Court, who had managed to ward himself from falling to the curse. Merlin speaks enigmatically, telling them that there is only one person able to cast such a curse, and that is Vivian, his former apprentice. To make matters more dire, a Green Knight, no doubt in the employ of Vivian, had entered the hall while the curse was befalling its occupants, and had absconded with Ginny. Sir Kai and Caradoc implore Merlin to help them, but he only gives them a direction, telling them that Vivian’s citadel is located far to the East, in the cold and brutal lands ruled by the cold brutal Khan of the Tatars. Merlin Implies that he must stay behind to be the caretaker of the sleeping court, and that it falls upon the Knights to travel to the East and bring Ginny back, thus ending the curse.

What follows is a seemingly interminable voyage, in the manner of a medieval immram, where Sir Kai and Caradoc travel the courts of Europe, visiting numerous kings of myth, including Beowulf, old and infirm, readying himself to take on the dragon that will slay him. They offer to help, but he sends them along: It is his fight to win or lose, a statement on chivalry if there ever was one. They also travel through the court of Vlad Dracula, an immortal King, a monster, who lives off the blood of his peasants, but who daily sacrifices himself to protect them from the far worse monsters clawing at his gate, only to rise again at night, starting the cycle again. The last king they visit before reaching that of the Khan of the Tartars is the Sultan of Arabie, whose court is beset by foul djinni. Sir Kai and Caradoc together defeat the demon, with the bonds of friendship and brotherhood they have developed over the course of their travels serving as the final instrument to defeat the it. They learn that it was also in the employ of Vivian, and that many of the creatures they have fought along their peregrination also were, employed to slow them down and to test their true faith and chivalry. They also encounter the Green Knight numerous times, each fighting it individually, and each being soundly beaten. Finally, Kai and Caradoc arrive at the court of the Khan, where they fight their way through hordes of animated frozen statues to the Tatar Khan’s Tent. Entering it, they find that the inside is a perfect replica of the Throne Room of Camelot, and that Ginny is bound upon the throne, the Green Knight standing helmetless. Beneath the Featureless green helm we’ve grown to hate is the Face of the Khan of the Tatars, who taunts both Sir Kai and Caradoc about their defeats at his hand many times before.

They realize that only working together can they defeat this fiend, and, after another thrilling fight (For all her faults, Ms. Thompson excels at painting vivid pictures within the text) the defeat the Khan. Ginny, bound on the Throne, claps in delight, and, as Caradoc prepares to Behead the fallen Khan, Merlin appears between them, waving his hands. The Illusion falls, and the Khan is revealed to be King Arthur, who is beaming proudly at their feats of strength. Merlin and the King explain to Sir Kai and to Caradoc that Ginny, who has taken the name Vivian in her apprenticeship to the old wizard, had seen the decay creeping into the court of King Arthur, and had foreseen that a great evil would soon befall the court, leading to their ruin, unless something was done. She and Merlin presented a plan, a deceit, of sorts to the King, who had also seen that his court was growing indolent. They would present an enemy, a quest, to two brave souls, who would then travel together to reignite the brave fighting spirit of the round table. The Sleeping court is woken, Caradoc is knighted, and marries Ginevra. The book ends with a lavish feast, even as a cold and evil wind stirs in the north.

Ms. Thompson paints beautiful pictures with her words, of that there can be no doubt. She describes the immense vistas and haunted forests of medieval Europe with as much loving detail as she does the meticulously researched feasts and dresses and castles. The accuracy, the attention to detail that most would find extraneous, according to one medieval historian at the University of Savannah, is beyond compare, which makes her complete and utter disregard for nearly all the conventions of the Arthurian Cycle, and, truly, of proper narrative, infuriating. There is no proper antagonist, and the heroes are sometimes as flawed as the villains. The women often have as much agency as the men, and, in fact, unlike classical romances, do not serve as either damsels to be rescued or as vile temptresses or sorceresses (though some of both do appear, they serve more to enhance the reflection towards the other characters.) None of the characters fit their proper social mold: The young peasant boy Caradoc saves at the beginning is taken by Sir Kai as a Squire, and will one day be a Knight!

It is, then, with appalled wonder that we at the Times note that this book has outsold in one month every other book, aside from the Good Book, published in our beloved Dixie. It has even found many converts in foreign lands, and, we note, has already been translated into German, Russian, and Japanese. That this book would find its way into the hearts of women is understandable, perhaps, written as it was by a woman, and with womanly sensibilities at its core, but that it has found refuge within the libraries of many an educated, otherwise sensible Red Blooded Confederate Gentlemen is confounding. In fact, only last week, I found myself forced to leave a dinner between a noted General, a Senator, a Judge, and myself, when the conversation turned to the Topic of “Camelot.” If the Knights of the Round Table were in a state of Decay at the beginning of this book, I cannot help but wonder if the Proud State of Dixie is in a similar state at its end.

- Lesley Harrison, Editor, Savannah Times, December 1893
 
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The Miku Koba operates in a unique niche, offering some harder-to-find Shogunate favorites all produced in an 'industry-inspired' assembly-line like fashion.

Mozukua is a thin hair-like seaweed served with thinly sliced cucumber and onion in a vinegar-based broth. The Miku Koba makes their sauce thicker than most.

Niboshi are small dried anchovies eaten plain, usually by hand as finger foods, often as a snack or an appetizer.

Shishamo are fast-grilled smelt with their entire body cavity crammed with millions of small crunchy eggs. These small fish are grilled and served on a platter with their heads and tails still on.

Inago are small brown crickets, breaded and fried and cooked in a sugary soy sauce broth and served with steamed rice.

Natto are a foul-smelling fermented soybean in a thick gelatinous film that most foreigners find highly revolting. Typically a breakfast food, Miku Koba turns a traditional favorite on its head and serves it as a main dinner dish with grilled pork placenta.
 
Fragments 1:

I was speaking at an open air meeting from a freight trains caboose. The railroad workers, dressed against the cold, breath steaming hung on my every words. I had just launched into my favorite section, I still remember the words even now so often did I give the speech, which goes "We shall not achieve socialism without a struggle. But we are ready to fight, we have started it and we shall finish it!" while piling on appeals and not sparing the slogans "All power to the Commune of Communes!" "Down with the Plebeian Council!" "Liberty, Fraternity, Equality, Socialism or Death!" "To the Bitter End!" Transformed by my revolutionary fervor, I did not notice the train begin to move and before the eyes of the amazed workers, I began to float away, first slowly, then faster and faster, until I passed from sight! But for not one moment, not one, did I stop waving my arms and shouting fiery words!

*

They came at midnight. Three men. Sûreté. I was not allowed to put on my uniform. I went to prison in a silk dressing gown.

*

I yearn for light. The walls close in on me. The panic rises. I am drowning. My soul cries out for freedom.

*

PAPA! -STOP-

V HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR SEDITION. HELD IN CHERCHE-MIDI PRISON. COL L HAS INFORMED ME THAT HE IS TO BE COURT-MARTIALED TOMORROW. -STOP-

*

General P to Father:

"Everyone knows that a court martial is: today they arrest you, and the next day they hand down the verdict death and on the third they walk you out and offer you a blindfold."

*

Father almost lost his mind: without wasting a single moment, he jumped into a carriage and rushed to the train station. There was no train line directly between Perpignan and Montpelier. He later told me that he spent an enormous sum on that trip because he had demanded such speed that several horses died along the way. Having arrived in Lyon he found to his relief that I was to be tried by the Paris District Military Court, and not, as he had feared, a field court martial.

*

Father arrived in Paris in low spirits and presented himself to General M.

As soon as he entered, the General started screaming at him.

"You can't even raise you own children properly! How can you be trusted with Perpignan? Your own home is being used to receive subversive, indeed treasonous, literature. You should be shot!"

General M did not stop yelling for an hour. Father, dressed as impeccably as always, stood stiff at attention. His arms at his side. His head straight. Not allowed to respond while General M ranted.

Having exhausted himself, General M fell silent. He poured himself a drink, took a seat at his desk and eyeing Father said: "I am having you transferred to Lyon."

Lyon was, of course, a much larger place than Perpignan. This was a promotion. Father remained silent, still at attention but the confusion showed on his face.

Finally, he said: "Beg Pardon, Your Excellency?"

"You are being transferred to Lyon." Then after another pause: "I have two sons in prison in Cherche-Midi myself".

*

When I was told my father had come to see me. I felt bad. I was expecting him to assail me, to reproach me, to attempt to convince me through tears and harsh words to abandon the cause. It was my first arrest. I was sure that I would have no choice but to break with my father at that point.

Having steeled myself for the confrontation and prepared my arguments to defend my chosen path in life, I entered the visitors cell. But instead of finding my father angry, I found him crying like a child. With tears in his eyes, he rose and hugged me. He kept kissing me, hugging me, laughing happily and patting me all over as though to convince himself I was still alive.

I was confused.

"Father, why are you so happy? What is the matter?"

He told me about the telegram.

*

All day long the cells on our block were open. I could walk freely from one cell to another. Play games. Sing songs. Attend presentations. Conduct debates. All this was regulated by a constitution which established a strict order. Cell elders, elected by the political prisoners, administered them. There were certain hours reserved for silence and collective walks. Most of the prisoners had been arr of the Commune of Communes or tribuns. But there were some others like me. S and H had also tried to continue the fighting. They were given exile. General M's two boys were with us. They were sentenced to death. Both refused blindfolds. Their last words, I was told, were "Long Live the Revolution!" I was given ten years.

*

Strange as it sounds, the months I spent in prison were among the best time in my life. I did a lot of studying, tested my strength in intellectual debates with the best minds in France, and grew to know the leading lights of France! It was in prison I learned how to judge my own life and the lives of others from the pure perspective of the cause.

*

Shcedrin was my favorite author. I loved him. He made me laugh. One day, I laughed so hard the guard repeatedly opened the door and stared at my face wondering if I had lost my mind. The memory makes me laugh even now.

*

Exile. The Possibilists had no use for us. Our high spirits scared them. We had swayed the guards to our side. They bought us books. Delivered our letters. Helped us print our pamphlets. In short, they wanted us out. Six months it had taken to put them in fear of us. We who were behind bars! Hah.
 
Fragments 2:

If prison was a university, exile was the ultimate test. A test of one’s whole character and conviction, with life reduced to its essentials. There were two kinds of exile. One kind was administrative exile to some remote corner of France. Those who chose this remembered it as a time of secret conferences, covert libraries, arrest, endless searches and interrogations and loneliness in an endless succession of small villages and towns that blurred together so much in the imagination that more than a few of our comrades could not even recall the names of the places they had been sent.

The other kind, the one I chose, was flight overseas, mostly to China. Few decided on America, bitterness over our erstwhile ally was near universal. Fewer still decided on the Andes. We were Frenchman not goats. China called to us for different reasons. Some liked the promise of the exotic. Some wanted adventure. Others appreciated the good wages and comfort on offer. Still others, like me, respected their ideological purity.

True they talked too much of God, and some of their ideas were strange. Why could women and men not live together? The questions I had for them were endless. But I could not fault their hatred. Hatred is the motive force of the revolution and the ultimate guardian of its purity. China’s hatred was a white hot fire and, for me, it was something wonderful to behold. There would be no backsliding here. The Possibilist rot would never take hold. This I knew.

*

Exile in China meant the formation of a community of true believers, complete with courtship, marriage and childbirth.

After months of travel on ships, accompanied by indulgent soldiers, the exile would be delivered to the end of the world.

The exile would disembark to be met by a local ‘political’ who would ask him whether he was a ‘political’ (exiled because of his political views) or a ‘philistine’ (an emigrant who had taken a job).

If the answer was political, the new arrival would be taken to the politicals cantonment, given coffee laced with brandy, asked about life in the Motherland, and inducted into the local community. These communities were not split along sectarian lines, the old debates no longer mattered, what mattered instead was saving the Revolution.

The communities were run as communes – with mutual aid accounts, communal dining, conflict resolution committees, libraries, choirs, regularly scheduled meetings and debates. Stipends from the Chinese were supplemented by food and books sent by admirers and family in France, as well as with earnings from teaching and publishing for eager Chinese students.

*

We guarded the high calling of the politicals, and strictly punished anyone who dragged us down. We had to draw a firm line, between us – the politicals who were struggling for the cause and suffering for our convictions – and the Philistines who took the silver. We seldom mixed with the Philistines. Most of us thought them traitors.

*

P, a former Colonel in a Women’s Battalion, marvelled at how disciplined the Chinese workers were at their industrial labourers. She marvelled too at how dedicated the workers were to learning about Socialism. So dedicated were they that the best French speaking comrades were tasked with transcribing the entire lecture so that all the comrades might be read it.

Her attempt to open a French school in her house was frustrated not by lack of students but by oversubscription. Hundreds turned up to learn the language of Socialism. P unsure how she could teach so many was horrified. But the cadres, conspicuous in their uniforms, took action and soon found a field.

The first class involved the teaching of revolutionary hymns. The effect was almost instantaneous. The next morning the Red Star Fabric Mill 3 added the Marseillaise to its repertoire of songs. Two weeks later the factory’s five-hundred strong choir performed a two-hour programme in the perfectly enunciated French for the politicals.

*

Our worst enemy was homesickness. How could we note be? If all around us was alien and it hurt your head to listen to the noise, your eyes watered looking at it and you could only walk on the main roads because you might get lost in a city where no-one could understand you.

Some of us would refuse to get out of bed. Others started drinking. Some others suffered from doubt or stopped reading and writing. It was these comrades we watched the closest. Reading and writing to us was as air to us politicals.

How many of us sat down, for long stretches, in a state of overwhelming sadness? All of us I would have wagered – were I allowed to gamble then. During these times I neglected my reading and writing. Sometimes in my darkest moments I even gave up my letter writing. If only they knew how much I suffered. They would have forgiven the silences.

*

He’s a good fellow our R. A Breton. A proletarian. A true believer. But he’s too much for me. He bothers me sometimes. It’s the small things. He never cleans up after himself. He talks loudly. He drinks. He plays. He parties. He enjoys life. He is free. I prefer order and discipline of myself, and now I have learned that I prefer it on others. That is who I am. I did not know this. I always thought myself a fun fellow. But I suppose long acquaintance in exile reveals and exposes a person to their smallest details.

These smallest details are the worst part I suppose. You never have a chance to see the bigger qualities. I am fussy, a regular clean freak it seems, and a stickler for rules and a lover of order. He is not. But I know him to be brave. He tried to shoot his officer for surrendering. His peers acquitted him of the crime. They were as disgusted with the Possibilists as he was. The next morning following his release he finished the job. The Bonapartists tried to have him shot. But his comrades sentenced him to exile. The sergeant who handed down the sentence praised his sense of duty and patriotism.

*

I feel my existence is inseparable from yours, and you talk to my very soul so often that it seems strange that we haven’t seen each other for so long. Oh how I want to be with you, to see you and the little one. But I’ll confess my greatest desire is to be with you. You are in my thoughts always. You, you and you again. I want to lay my head in your lap and gaze endlessly at your dear, beloved, beautiful face, and feel the touch of your hand on my hair.

*

During those long lonely nights, I used to read until my head spun, then open the curtains wide to allow the cool breeze in and turn down the lamp. The cicadas would chirp, the sweet smoke that kept the mosquitos away would invade my nose, and give me the strangest dreams. Life in France at those times seemed so far away and gone forever. Only in my dreams would France come to me. Women seen in passing would come alive and then disappear, turning into weak shades that would at waking haunt me as they disappeared with the rising of the sun. In a rush I would dress, long silk robe, boil water and make a strong coffee to chase away the remaining memories. My eyes in those moments I imagine must have shown my anguish. So despondent did I feel.
 
"I heard there used to be a dog food festival around here."

"A festival for eating dog food?" He took a match out of his jacket and struck it a few times.

"No, a festival for eating dog. Do you have that all right?"

"Just about." The match lit up, and he held it up to his mouth. "There we go. A festival for eating dog?"

"That's right. It's in some place called 'Yulin' I think."

The Boer exhaled a lot of smoke into the air. "Yulin, huh. Is it far?"

"I don't know."

The Boer shrugged his shoulders and made a face. "I thought the 'eating dog' thing was a myth." Then some ash dropped on his trousers, and he swore in Boerish and swept it away. "I certainly haven't met anyone who did, or talked about it. Where'd you hear about it?"

I wasn't quite sure where I had heard of it, actually. "I read it in a book, I think."

"What book? Marco Polo?"

"There is no book called 'Marco Polo.'"

"Nevermind that. You know what I meant."

"It may have been a rumor I overheard. I don't know. They used to say there were dog festivals in Guangdong. That they congregated in Yulin every year to eat dog in great amounts."

The Boer sighed heavily, in the way one does when one is clearly tired of hearing about eating dog. "I suppose we had better ask someone. Nobody at your 'club' knows?"

"Enough about the politiquards. I didn't mention it to them. They're really a bit bourgeois if you catch my drift."

The Boer wheezed. "Ha ha ha."

I was grinning and drained the rest of my drink. "Only bourgeoisie act like they do."

"So, what about the dog festival, then? We had better ask someone about it." He turned around to wave a finger at the proprietor, a middle-aged bald Chinese man with a perpetual scowl. Allegedly he spoke with an accent but they said the Cantonese language had almost disappeared. Still, the Boer was good enough at whatever the linguistic vogue was around here.

The proprietor raised an eyebrow at him and replied questioningly. The Boer waved to me and then made a shrugging gesture. This caused the proprietor to look at me.

He shook his head and said something. The Boer raised an eyebrow and said to me, "He says they don't do that anymore."

"Really?" I said.

"Says they shut it down. Maoming to Yulin, not even a haunch of dog meat to be found. Word of Hong. Backwards... barbaric practice." He looked impressed, turned fully back to me. "I tell you, they're well-adapted to civilization, these Oriental types. Thought they might have a devil of a time but give 'em a bit of western philosophy and look at what they can do."

"You mean Christianity?" My thoughts had gone to socialism first but quickly wandered.

"Yeah, partly that," said the Boer. "Part of it is their race, too. They're born for it, naturally. Taking orders. Laboring. Even intellectual drudgery. They devote themselves wholly to it." He finished his cigarette. "By the numbers the Germanic races are probably doomed."

"Hm," I said.

The Boer waved a hand. "Eh, why worry? We're here now. You can do better with your life than worry about your little revolution."

"It's not that," I said, though I felt my voice lowering and a little paranoia set in. "I just think, what's really the good of proles if they can't even think for themselves?"
 
Begrudging, Weeping,

"Welcome back, son." He dreaded hearing those words the most, and here they were. He could do nothing but to break into tears.

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All his life, he had been running away from his problems--the school, the dying town at the border of Germanies, other people he knew in his childhood. He signed up for the military--not because he was a patriot or because he was drafted, but because he had learned that his father had cancer, and did not want to deal with the issue. He nearly damn broke the family apart doing so.

His sister approved--she bought into what the papers and the priest called to be a just war being fought a significant advantages for the fellow Germans. Mother did not buy into it at all. "Your father has been guarding the damned border against the southerners for years and now you want to fight for them?" he remembered her screaming at him. Father, a customs agent in charge of checking the sole not-very-well-traveled train track leading south from the Federation, did nothing but nod. Father seemed barely coherent. Mother shouted for him: "Stay home, you ungrateful child! He doesn't have much time left!"

He left anyways.

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He grew up hearing about the South Germans, the Poles, the Danes, the French, and the Dutch and their conniving ways. It was a common topic of discussion for the family when the patriarch of it worked for border and immigration control. In his imagination, the outsiders were clever people, always finding new ways to bypass security measures, red tape, or other protocol of the border control to find new opportunities in the Federation. Stories that the father told were a mixture of horrific and heroic--capturing a family of serf refugees after days of pursuit in foothills of Dresden, finding a box full of Poles nearly suffocated to death in one cargo container, and he could not help but develop sympathy towards these 'villains' of father's stories. Father's moral was that none of these peoples could be trusted--always so willing to sacrifice each other or trick others to get ahead--but wasn't that what the Federation did anyways? He did not trust his father--that person who was always out on patrols or checking other people's bags on the railtracks--and this rebelliousness caused him to adopt the opposite of his father's morals. He began to think that, perhaps, these outsiders were noble and clever people who were merely seeking a better life in the light of the Federation.

Fighting with them in the trenches of Vienna quickly disabused him of that notion. Ungrateful little bastards, his fellow North Germans called the South Germans when they were out of earshot (or sometimes, when they were). Slow little pricks, they called the North Germans back. There was a time when the bi-national soldiers nearly went into a shootout against each other over the fate of a captured Hungarian depot containing, among other things, a cold room containing several whole butchered pigs--something that only the timely intervention of the officers prevented (they resolved the issue by, typically as ever, pocketing the pigs for themselves).

There was also a time when one of them shared a bottle of awful-tasting wine they received during Christmas, or when another one loudly criticized how awful the korn that we were allowed to have during the holidays were. The Bavarian still ate his block of processed meat with it--the cheeky little bastard. It was because of them, and the fact that his father survived the year that he spent away from home, that he dreaded returning.

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Father was almost unrecognizable. Gone were the bulk of a man who used to spend most of his time outdoors. He was almost skeletal. "Your mother's out, doing groceries," father said to his son for the first time in almost a year.

"Oh," the son replied dumbly. "Your sister's at her day job in the factory. Thinks the world of you."

"Did mother ever..."

"She will be happy to see you," father said. "I see." A moment of silence. "I can't stay in the town for too long, father."

"Why not?"

"I made some... friends... when I was in Vienna. They offered me a job at Munich. It's good work, father, pay is as good as any I will ever make in the Federation. It starts next month."

"Oh..." the father said. The son steeled himself for the rebuke, the accusations of lack of filial piety. "Well, anyways, welcome back, son," the father said. The son broke down in tears.

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He hated the French and the Hungarians, for declaring war against the South Germans. He hated the recruiting officers, for giving him a way out of dealing with his problems at his home. He hated his new friends in the South, for offering him something that would enable him to keep avoiding his problems. He hated his father, for forgiving him after all of that.

"Didn't you tell me not to trust South Germans, be it serf, freeman, or noble, when I was a kid?"

"I did."

"Didn't you tell me that you had to work day and night to guard our republic against the tyrannical autocratic hordes of the South?"

"I did."

"Then tell me, what do you really think about them? About me working there permanently? I know relations between us and them have not always been good but surely sometimes..."

"I dunnow, I was never really all that friendly to fellow northerners anyways."

"Just tell me what you think about all of this! About me leaving this town and you so that I can work with the Southerners!"

"That's... a difficult question. Let me tell you a story."

"Alright."

"There was once a time," the father said, sinking deeper into his reclining chair. "When I was a strong young lad like you. The Federation had just deposed of its kings, and I was charged with defending the southern borders against both the monarchists and the liberal rebels that they were busy handling. Officially, the policy of the Federation was to return all of the 'rebels' and refugees back to the Southerners so that we wouldn't risk a diplomatic spat, but unofficially people on the border like me let them inside all the time or pretended not to notice the obvious tracks and trails."

"One day, in a forest between the borders of Germanies, I noticed a young man carrying a heavy pack making his way through the trees. His clothes were rough and torn at places--it was quite obvious that he was an escapee or a rebel. So I pretended not to notice him--at least, until he called out to me."

"I thought this was insane. I was letting him go--why would he call out to me? Why force my hand to do my duty as a border guard? 'Hello!' he said to me. 'I'm sorry, sir, you will have to turn back now!' I responded."

"'Don't be like that, good sir!'" he responded. "Could you tell me where I can find a nearby train station where I can buy a local ticket to Hamburg?"

"I stared at him dumbfounded. This man was basically asking me to commit a crime against the Federation by aiding his illegal entry. 'What?' I asked back?"

"'Aren't you a border guard?' the man yelled back."

"'Yes?' I answered, although I didn't need to."

"'How can a border guard not know how to buy a local train ticket to Hamburg?' I looked at him, a little slackjawed, not understanding what he was trying to do to me. We stared at each other for a good long while, before I answered, without really understanding why: 'if you continue on foot across this hill, across route 332, and then across another forest, you'll come to a town far enough away from the border that the customs agent won't bother to check your identification to buy a train ticket.'"

"The other man made this funny, wide grin. 'Thank you!' He said to me. 'Just leave! Get out of here!' I responded. 'I haven't shown you my gratitude towards you yet! Come come!' He walked towards me digging in his large pack for something. I thought about the gun I was holding and how easy it would be to earn a commendation by shooting him right then and there, but then he pulled out a flask. 'I used to be a brewer in Bavaria,' he told me. 'I don't think I'll brew anything ever again, so I might as well share this bottle with someone who helped me get started on my new life."

"The beer tasted awful. Godawful, although I didn't tell him that. 'What are you running away from?' I asked him so that I could distract myself from the taste of the man's awful liquor. 'I'm not running away from anything,' the man replied. 'I just wanted to see the world.' There was a moment of awkward silence. 'I'm sorry,' I said to him. 'Let me rephrase, where do you want to go?'"

"'You are a polite, good man,' the man replied. 'I want to see the Pyramids. That's why I'm going to Hamburg.'"

"'The... the Pyramids?' I thought this man was mad. Even if he could somehow make his way to Hamburg, there was no way that he could afford a ticket to go all the way to Egypt. 'How? Why?'"

"The man just smiled at me. 'Aren't they grand though? Greatest monuments that world has ever built, all done by people who didn't even have access to dynamites, cranes, or trains! I want to see them for myself, no matter what it takes, and I will.'"

"A South German refugee, not only making it to Hamburg, but somehow going on to see the whole wide world beyond anything that most North Germans get to experience... it was ridiculous. It was insane. It was obsessive. I felt his obsession and drive... and somehow, it felt like his last will and testament. Did he not understand that this was a foolish obsession... or was he continuing on despite knowing that it was foolish and obsessive? I didn't know. I couldn't understand. 'Well, I have to go now,' told me after he finished his flask. 'Let's meet again, if fates allow.'"

"I never really understood what he was thinking, but that's how that strange Southerner who treated me like a friend despite not knowing me at all left me. I didn't do anything after that but just stare after him and where he went for a good long while. It felt like I missed an opportunity to say something, but I couldn't figure out what to say."

"I don't know the exact time after that... maybe days... a week, maybe... but there was a train crash. It caused a big scandal at the time because it turned out that a lot of the corpses were actually refugees and undocumented, caused a large diplomatic spat. The border guard, for the sake of closeness, was called in to handle the aftermath of the crash. I was there of course, and I realized that the town that the train departed from was the one that I recommended the Southerner to go to. I went to the row of undocumented and refugee corpses that the medics have found from the wreckage and there..."

Father went silent for a while. "Well, it was just that kind of world."

"What?" the son asked, confused. "What was the point of that story? That it's all pointless to make friends with the Southerners?"

"No," father responded. "It's just my opinion... and maybe it's stupid to think it that way... but that memory wasn't all bad. Yeah, I guess it's just that."

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The son didn't know what to say afterwards. Father did not either.

They simply sat near each other, son quietly sobbing, until the rest of the family came.

Maybe there was an opportunity to say something more, to truly come to an understanding, between the father and son, but after all that time, they simply didn't know what to say.
 
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