Declare Your Independence: Fight the Merger with Apolyton!
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Fox Mccloud
Deity
We should assemble an army to fight for our freedom.
silver 2039
Deity
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Time for shameless self promotion...
SEEK REFUGE IN SILVERS CIVLLIZATION FOURMS!!!
http://s7.invisionfree.com/SCF_Fourms/index.php?
SEEK REFUGE IN SILVERS CIVLLIZATION FOURMS!!!
http://s7.invisionfree.com/SCF_Fourms/index.php?
Fox Mccloud
Deity
Good work. We can retreat there if our cause is defeated.
Virote_Considon
The Great Dictator
You all post as if we are defeated!
I guess our numbers have dropped to 298! (Pretty much identical to the real "300"
)
I guess our numbers have dropped to 298! (Pretty much identical to the real "300"
)
Catharsis
catch u on the flip scythe
There shall be no defeat. There is nothing to be defeated by. I'm a CivJunction atheist, and I ridicule your ridiculous beliefs.
Shabbaman
rebuffing the rebels
I'm not an activist, and I'm not a cynic. I'm just a person who wants to draw a picture of what we conceive of under the word "saccharogalactorrhea". Unless you share my view that civjunction.com confuses demagoguery with leadership and undocumented conspiracism with serious research, there's no need for you to hear me further. Yes, civjunction.com may have some superficial charm, but its circulars are an icon for the deterioration of the city, for its slow slide into crime, malaise, and filth. While this country still has far to go before people are truly judged on the content of their character, civjunction.com intends to create a new social class. Sanctimonious, directionless pests, unpleasant, unambitious cretins, and homophobic, reckless perjurers will be given aristocratic status. The rest of us will be forced into serving as their habitués. So, what am I doing about that? I'm educating. I'm trying to give the needy a helping hand, as opposed to an elbow in the face.
What we're involved in with civjunction.com is not a game. It's the most serious possible business, and every serious person -- every person with any shred of a sense of responsibility -- must concern himself with it. It's possible that civjunction.com doesn't realize this because it has been ingrained with so much of metagrobolism's propaganda. If that's the case, I recommend that we bring the communion of knowledge to all of us.
Civjunction.com is planning to undermine the intellectual purpose of higher education. This does not bode well for the future, because you may be wondering why flippant, pertinacious fiends latch onto its declamations. It's because people of that nature need to have rhetoric and dogma to recite during times of stress in order to cope. That's also why civjunction.com has been trying to convince us that truth is merely a social construct. This pathetic attempt to grasp at straws, trying to find increasingly tyrannical ways to make things worse deserves no comment other than to say that civjunction.com is trying to brainwash us. It wants us to believe that it's stuck-up to free people from the fetters of sadism's poisonous embrace; that's boring; that's not cool. You know what I think of that, don't you? I think that I frequently wish to tell civjunction.com that it's time for it to get back on the reality bus. But being a generally genteel person, however, I always bite my tongue. To put this in context, civjunction.com argues that post-structuralism brings one closer to nirvana. I wish I could suggest some incontrovertible chain of apodictic reasoning that would overcome this argument, but the best I can do is the following: I am certain that if I asked the next person I meet if he would want civjunction.com to precipitate riots, he would say no. Yet we all stand idly by while civjunction.com claims that men are spare parts in the social repertoire -- mere optional extras. Civjunction.com decries or dismisses capitalism, technology, industrialization, and systems of government borne of Enlightenment ideas about the dignity and freedom of human beings. These are the things that it fears, because they are wedded to individual initiative and responsibility. To tell you the truth, I undeniably hope that this sends a strong message to people across the nation that civjunction.com's prank phone calls are merely childish attempts at ridicule. Do I blame society for this? No, I blame civjunction.com. Civjunction.com's slogans are the opiate of the bloodthirsty. May we never forget this if we are to deny civjunction.com and its proxies a chance to force us to experience the full spectrum of the civjunction.com Rainbow of Favoritism.
What we're involved in with civjunction.com is not a game. It's the most serious possible business, and every serious person -- every person with any shred of a sense of responsibility -- must concern himself with it. It's possible that civjunction.com doesn't realize this because it has been ingrained with so much of metagrobolism's propaganda. If that's the case, I recommend that we bring the communion of knowledge to all of us.
Civjunction.com is planning to undermine the intellectual purpose of higher education. This does not bode well for the future, because you may be wondering why flippant, pertinacious fiends latch onto its declamations. It's because people of that nature need to have rhetoric and dogma to recite during times of stress in order to cope. That's also why civjunction.com has been trying to convince us that truth is merely a social construct. This pathetic attempt to grasp at straws, trying to find increasingly tyrannical ways to make things worse deserves no comment other than to say that civjunction.com is trying to brainwash us. It wants us to believe that it's stuck-up to free people from the fetters of sadism's poisonous embrace; that's boring; that's not cool. You know what I think of that, don't you? I think that I frequently wish to tell civjunction.com that it's time for it to get back on the reality bus. But being a generally genteel person, however, I always bite my tongue. To put this in context, civjunction.com argues that post-structuralism brings one closer to nirvana. I wish I could suggest some incontrovertible chain of apodictic reasoning that would overcome this argument, but the best I can do is the following: I am certain that if I asked the next person I meet if he would want civjunction.com to precipitate riots, he would say no. Yet we all stand idly by while civjunction.com claims that men are spare parts in the social repertoire -- mere optional extras. Civjunction.com decries or dismisses capitalism, technology, industrialization, and systems of government borne of Enlightenment ideas about the dignity and freedom of human beings. These are the things that it fears, because they are wedded to individual initiative and responsibility. To tell you the truth, I undeniably hope that this sends a strong message to people across the nation that civjunction.com's prank phone calls are merely childish attempts at ridicule. Do I blame society for this? No, I blame civjunction.com. Civjunction.com's slogans are the opiate of the bloodthirsty. May we never forget this if we are to deny civjunction.com and its proxies a chance to force us to experience the full spectrum of the civjunction.com Rainbow of Favoritism.
Virote_Considon
The Great Dictator
You saying you don't believe in CivJunction? I've seen it with my own eyes, as real as life itself! It is out there, trying to make us sin and lead us down the path of unrighteousness(SP?)!
Kozmos
Jew Detective
Thundefall still hasnt announced this is a prank and it's about 18 hours into April 2nd. I will continue to treat this as an imminent danger.
You may all call me an idiot if he does say it's a prank, but I'm the local forum idiot/pervert so I really have nothing to lose.
You may all call me an idiot if he does say it's a prank, but I'm the local forum idiot/pervert so I really have nothing to lose.
Catharsis
catch u on the flip scythe
Yeah, right. 
What you have reportedly 'seen' can be explained perfectly well by science and rationality. Get a clue.
What you have reportedly 'seen' can be explained perfectly well by science and rationality. Get a clue. White Elk
99 > 1
Well in this very thread I could be said to have criticized the mods.
WTH is happening here? April Fools is over but I cant help but think someones still trying to pull my/our leg. The only evidence I have seen is for a link for a splinter site which has now been taken offline. If this is real then someone please link us to something that can be substantiated.
WTH is happening here? April Fools is over but I cant help but think someones still trying to pull my/our leg. The only evidence I have seen is for a link for a splinter site which has now been taken offline. If this is real then someone please link us to something that can be substantiated.
silver 2039
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Ok this is really beginning to annoy me.
Urederra
Mostly harmless
Do you mean Civplayerscenter forum? Yesterday it reached 102 members and more than 1000 posts. Many of them were pretty lame spam, but some were quite interesting. Some mods from here joined that forum, but it has been closed by the admin because there is a lawsuit threat around.
Mirc
Not mIRC!!!
^ A lawsuit threat around? Come on!
White Elk
99 > 1
I see no grounds for such lawsuit against Civplayercenter if it was a splinter forum from Aploy and CFC. They dont own anybody. We are all free to do waht we will and congregate where we will. I am seriously doubting this and am growing ever more perturbed by what may be outright lies which go far past some april fools prank.
Urederra... tell me now if you speak truth or prank?
Urederra... tell me now if you speak truth or prank?
Symphony D.
Deity
It's strange days when I'm on the same side as a fan of Ayeka. Surely this means the cause must truly be righteous! In other news, I'm going to try and ignore all of this hub-bub until something concrete is announced.
Fox Mccloud
Deity
Symphony D.,
This is a time when we all must put aside our diferences and fight for a common good that is greater then us. Even the most dispicable of people know it is righteous:
THE MYTHICAL APOLYTON WILL BE WHIPED OFF THE NET!!!
This is a time when we all must put aside our diferences and fight for a common good that is greater then us. Even the most dispicable of people know it is righteous:
THE MYTHICAL APOLYTON WILL BE WHIPED OFF THE NET!!!
Urederra
Mostly harmless
See it by yourself.
http://z4.invisionfree.com/Civ_Players_Center
I am speaking truth, but I might have been fooled. It is too late for a 1st April fool now. JonnyB made a capture of the deleted threads which was a bit scary. 80% or so of the threads in the first page of the OT forum were moved first and then deleted.
Paddy the Scot
Chieftain
grrrr
what is this place
my axes will cut the hide off any that venture too near without jugs of beer
what is this place
my axes will cut the hide off any that venture too near without jugs of beer
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