Demoncrate,Republican or redneck?

[skadistic]

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children.

Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the Corner,

locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, Praises Allah, raises the
knife,
and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock 40 cal, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?

What does my wife think? What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife
out of His Hand?
What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
Of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content
just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
Family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1 ?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and
make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage
such behavior.

This is all so confusing!
I need to discuss this with some friends over a latte and try to
come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!

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Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click....
(sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click ....

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or Hollow Points?"

Son: "You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?"

Wife: "You are not taking that to the taxidermist!"

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The Libertarians answer would be pfftt pffft.
We would have a silencer on the glock so as not to disturb anyone or make a scene. No message just dead.

 

[Perfection]

I'd smash him to bits with my Giant Death Robot

 

[skadistic]

I'd smash him to bits with my Giant Death Robot

What if he had a radioactive monkey? We all know radioactive monkey > Giant death robots.

 

[Kraznaya]

Its too long to be funny, we get the flipping point you were trying to make

 

[sirtommygunn]

guess im a redneck!

 

[Miles Teg]

When I heard it, Texan was substituted for redneck and he only shot thrice. I guess their is a difference between the two

 

[puglover]

I like it.

 

[FriendlyFire]

Republican's Answer:
BANG!

The bullet going throught there own foot.
Then theyll whine about how its clintons fault

 

[Eukaryote]

I'm gonna go with the republican's awnser here. The other two are just rediculous. Anybody with a clear head would deliver a solid shot to that guy, but only one.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Republican or Libertarian, but I think any sane person would shoot.

 

[JonnyB]

The Communist:

"You have a knife? What's mine is yours comrade, here, take my gun"

 

[CCA]

The Communist:

"You have a knife? What's mine is yours comrade, here, take my gun"

But now conversely the Communist now has both the knife and the gun

 

[Erik Mesoy]

mm Libertarianism sweet Libertarianism. Shame that the party leadership sounds like marginal nutjobs all the time, otherwise they'd prolly be getting a lot more votes.

 

[Perfection]

What if he had a radioactive monkey? We all know radioactive monkey > Giant death robots.

beasts are for the crude and unrefined! A sophisticated person would have the understanding that nothing is superior to Giant Death Robots. Big animals are messy, stupid, ugly and made of weak weak flesh; Giant Death Robots are clean (some are gritty, but that's different), often superintelligent, marvels of artistic creativity, and made of the strongest metals (and in some cases plastic composite or some awesome nanotechnologically created protetective sheath)!

I think that answers that!

 

[Samuelson]

This is rediculous. You are using the Bush method, insterting fear in order to get public support. You are also making many prejudices against not only a religion, but political and social groups. Obviously in this situation anyone would take the "Republican" option over the "Democrat" option, but someone could just have easily posted the exact same thing but reversed. It is based on nothing. Overall:

 

[Samuelson]

By the way, this is skadistic's biography on his profile page:

Biography:
I'm dead sexy, witty, don't drink, do smoke, can't spell, can't dance, can't sing, can play some mean pool,listen to reggea ska and Iron Maiden, don't listen to gangsta rap, like kinky sex, hate seafood, and enjoy the occasional tock of marijuana.

Pothead...

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

By the way, this is skadistic's biography on his profile page:



Pothead...

How completely irrelevant to this entire thread.

 

[CCA]

This is rediculous. You are using the Bush method, insterting fear in order to get public support. You are also making many prejudices against not only a religion, but political and social groups. Obviously in this situation anyone would take the "Republican" option over the "Democrat" option, but someone could just have easily posted the exact same thing but reversed. It is based on nothing. Overall:

Dude, It's just a joke.

Chillax

 

[skadistic]

By the way, this is skadistic's biography on his profile page:



Pothead...

I should update that bio. I don't smoke anymore. And a person who takes the odd toke is not a pothead. But I'm still dead sexxxy and love kinky sex. I am flatered that you looked up my bio though.



Ummmmm by the way what option would I have taken? You did read the whole thing right?

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Any sane person would have used the Republican or Libertarian choice.