Dick Cheney versus Joe Biden

[Zack]

But Cheney's aim sucks .

That may be, but still: gun > mouth.

 

[Bill3000]

But Cheney's aim sucks .

If you stick a gun in a mouth, it will not miss.

 

[Zack]

If you stick a gun in a mouth, it will not miss.

That sounds very sexual.

 

[Antilogic]

Exactly. Gun will always beat mouth.

We have to remember, nothing was said about guns being in the ring. No guns, I'll give the fight to the remarkably more healthy Biden.

 

[Bill3000]

We have to remember, nothing was said about guns being in the ring. No guns, I'll give the fight to the remarkably more healthy Biden.

It didn't say that guns weren't in the ring either! All it said was barbed wire and chainlink fencing surrounds the exterior.

 

[Joecoolyo]

We have to remember, nothing was said about guns being in the ring. No guns, I'll give the fight to the remarkably more healthy Biden.

Well he wouldn't be Cheney if he didn't sneak one in.

 

[bhsup]

He's probably got a wrist watch with a built-in garrote. Biden doesn't stand a chance against Cheney. You know why? Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

 

[Speedo]

Tricky Dicky is really like the Emperor from Star Wars. When he can operate in the shadows, manipulating his minions whilst hidden by his hood or at least taking you to the opera to pull a mind-frak on you, he's great. Force him to come out in the open and fight and he turns into this cackling imbicile that any 5 year old who's played more than two video games should be able to beat with ease. Granted, 10 years ago you'd have been faced with bolts of lighting from his fingertips, but these days they screw up his pacemaker so he avoids 'em.