DipNES2?

[Symphony D.]

I'd like to point out that it's Germany, Turkey, and Russia who consistently get orders in, while the West is deficient. France I can understand, but Germany and England really need to shape up.

Decloak: Curious.

 

[jalapeno_dude]

Decloak: Curious.

Quiet, you! No picking on the sleep-deprived!

Fixed.

Oh, and Symphony, if you send orders for England, I'll accept them unless I get ones from Thlayli...

 

[Symphony D.]

Decloak: Haha. You're not roping me into an already started game I don't know how to play right before the deadline, sorry. And no, my being here doesn't (necessarily) mean I have an interest; I lurk every NES thread.

 

[jalapeno_dude]

Decloak: Haha. You're not roping me into an already started game I don't know how to play right before the deadline, sorry. And no, my being here doesn't (necessarily) mean I have an interest; I lurk every NES thread.

YOU don't know how to play Diplomacy? If I had to pick one person on these forums, you'd be the one I'd think most likely to play it...

Learn, now!

 

[Thlayli]

Err.

Ehe. Orders incoming. Blame it on the slow decline of Western civilization, or something.

 

[TheBladeRoden]

I want a cloaking device! Where can I get one?

 

[LightFang]

Each one of my orders depress me.

I thought I had already sent orders though. I'll send them again.

 

[human-slaughter]

*Bangs head repeatedly against desk*

 

[Niklas]

TRANSLATION: I cant think for myself.

Oh, on the contrary. The correct translation would be: I don't trust them to think for themselves.

 

[jalapeno_dude]

Just need MjM's...

 

[human-slaughter]

Oh, on the contrary. The correct translation would be: I don't trust them to think for themselves.

Maybe you should just kill them all and do it yourself.

 

[jalapeno_dude]

Update shall now be started. I'll attempt to figure out what Italy is doing. I'll assume that it knows about any units supporting its units, but nothing else (but will stick to basic alliance patterns established so far).

 

[MjM]

HAHDHASFDHASHDF

sending

 

[jalapeno_dude]

HAHDHASFDHASHDF

sending

You're lucky. I'll accept them.

Niklas, FYI, I would not have accepted those orders, though I was doing almost the exact same thing with NPCed Italy.

I believe I've said this before, but I'll reiterate: players may PM me permission for another player to send orders for them. I'll only accept PMed permission, and orders sent by the actual player will always take precedence.

 

[jalapeno_dude]

Here is the update.

Orders:

England: F lvp -> iri
England: F lon -> eng
England: F ska -> nth
England: F bre -> mao
England: A spa -> por
England: F bar Supports Germany F stp (nc)

France: F eng -> nth
France: A spa Hold [UNIT DOESN'T EXIST]

Germany: A bur -> bel
Germany: A boh -> gal
Germany: A sil Supports A boh -> gal
Germany: A ber -> pru
Germany: A mun -> boh
Germany: F den -> bal
Germany: F swe -> fin
Germany: F bot -> lvn
Germany: F stp (nc) Supports F bot->lvn [INVALID SUPPORT ORDER]

Italy: A tyr Supports A ven -> tri
Italy: A ven -> tri
Italy: F adr -> alb
Italy: F ion Supports F adr -> alb
Italy: F apu Supports F ion

Russia: A tri -> ven
Russia: A pru -> sil
Russia: F lvn -> bal
Russia: A gal -> war
Russia: A fin -> nwy
Russia: A bud -> vie
Russia: F bla -> con

Turkey: F smy -> aeg
Turkey: F gre -> ion
Turkey: F eas Supports F gre -> ion
Turkey: A alb -> gre
Turkey: A bul Supports A alb -> gre
Turkey: A ser Supports Russia A tri

Spoiler Spring 1905 Moves :

Russian A tri must retreat to bud.

Spoiler Retreats :

Spoiler Results :

Extra-long deadline: you can have until Saturday at 6 PM, but THERE WILL BE NO EXTENSIONS.

 

[Niklas]

Niklas, FYI, I would not have accepted those orders, though I was doing almost the exact same thing with NPCed Italy.

Of course you shouldn't. But it was worth a try.

Some people might want to take note of what else the man said.

EDIT: Arrgh, I should read the rules.

 

[TheBladeRoden]

*Russia takes note of a rule he was not previously aware of*

 

[jalapeno_dude]

Of course you shouldn't. But it was worth a try.

Some people might want to take note of what else the man said.

EDIT: Arrgh, I should read the rules.

That's why you should use jDip--it checks these things for you.

As an added incentive, here's the complete and up-to-date jDip file of the game.

 

[jalapeno_dude]

Less than 30 hours, people. Start thinking about orders...

 

[jalapeno_dude]

1 hour until deadline. I WILL update, no matter how many orders I recieve...