"Don't Cry for me Argentina!"
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WhiteRobber
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One casual day at a Swedish police precinct
"Hey Sven, check it out, some chick went topless on the street!"
"Not interesting, Olaf."
"Hey Sven, look, religious extremists kill students by the dozens!"
"Don't worry, Olaf, all will be well."
"Hey Sven, your kid went on the internet and..."
"WE MUST RAID THAT PIRATE WEBSITE AGAIN SO IT'S CRIPPLING ACTIVITY TOWARDS THE EVOLUTION OF THE HUMAN RACE WILL CEASE ONCE AND FOR ALL, OLAF, FOR WE ARE THE BRAVE SAFEKEEPERS OF JUSTICE, THE KEEPERS OF VIKING LORE AND THE OVERZEALOUS SELF-PROCLAIMED POLICE OF THE INTERNET, OLAF, YOU GET ME? LET'S RAID THEM! WAAAAAAAAH"
Meanwhile, at the ehadquarters of th website-that-shall-not-be-named....
"Ey, the police is coming, hide the illegal stuff."
"Where?"
"The naked chicks folder. They never look there. "
Five minutes later.
"So, you stinky little maggots think you can hide your illegal stuff from Officer Sven huh? ..... Well, you managed to escape the last 400 times so, it may be possible.... I need to get laid.... *cries* im just gonna go and check your naked chicks folder... What in the name of Odin's fancy pubic beard! THE ILLEGAL STUFF! WE FINALLY FOUND IT! WE CAN CLOSE YOU! 1-400 FOR THE SWEDISH POLICE, HELL YEAH! TAKE THAT , ILLEGAL WEBSITE! AND SINCE THE LAST 400 TIMES YOU CAME BACK UNHARMED, NOBODY'S GONNA COME AND HELP YA NOW! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"Dude, I said the chicks folder, not the feminine males folder.... u suck bro. We're doomed."
"Hey Sven, check it out, some chick went topless on the street!"
"Not interesting, Olaf."
"Hey Sven, look, religious extremists kill students by the dozens!"
"Don't worry, Olaf, all will be well."
"Hey Sven, your kid went on the internet and..."
"WE MUST RAID THAT PIRATE WEBSITE AGAIN SO IT'S CRIPPLING ACTIVITY TOWARDS THE EVOLUTION OF THE HUMAN RACE WILL CEASE ONCE AND FOR ALL, OLAF, FOR WE ARE THE BRAVE SAFEKEEPERS OF JUSTICE, THE KEEPERS OF VIKING LORE AND THE OVERZEALOUS SELF-PROCLAIMED POLICE OF THE INTERNET, OLAF, YOU GET ME? LET'S RAID THEM! WAAAAAAAAH"
Meanwhile, at the ehadquarters of th website-that-shall-not-be-named....
"Ey, the police is coming, hide the illegal stuff."
"Where?"
"The naked chicks folder. They never look there. "
Five minutes later.
"So, you stinky little maggots think you can hide your illegal stuff from Officer Sven huh? ..... Well, you managed to escape the last 400 times so, it may be possible.... I need to get laid.... *cries* im just gonna go and check your naked chicks folder... What in the name of Odin's fancy pubic beard! THE ILLEGAL STUFF! WE FINALLY FOUND IT! WE CAN CLOSE YOU! 1-400 FOR THE SWEDISH POLICE, HELL YEAH! TAKE THAT , ILLEGAL WEBSITE! AND SINCE THE LAST 400 TIMES YOU CAME BACK UNHARMED, NOBODY'S GONNA COME AND HELP YA NOW! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"Dude, I said the chicks folder, not the feminine males folder.... u suck bro. We're doomed."
dragonprobably
The Poster Formerly Known as MartinLuther
No Rev, The Beatles aren't Death Metal.
This needs to become copypasta.
Civ'ed
I ain't gotta explain a thing
Jeanette Hiver aliv in Sweden Jeanette Hiver make fast feminism Sweden filfy man you live in a yurt
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Chatango is down. Again. Steam chat anyone?
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dragonprobably
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I opened up the Steam chatroom.
The Swedish are aggressively socialist.
They are also aggressively capitalist. This is not as well-known, but they sure are.
You don't get to be one of the world's richest countries by being all lovey-dovey-shary-hippie.
They are also aggressively capitalist. This is not as well-known, but they sure are.
You don't get to be one of the world's richest countries by being all lovey-dovey-shary-hippie.
JohannaK
Heroically Clueless
The perfect blend?
SouthernKing
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Okay, potential issue.
Chatango, it seems, is going through a period of DDoS attack, which is presumably the reason for the laggy mess the last few days. I for one can only reach it sporadically. I suggest we just use steam chat or #iot as backup?
Chatango, it seems, is going through a period of DDoS attack, which is presumably the reason for the laggy mess the last few days. I for one can only reach it sporadically. I suggest we just use steam chat or #iot as backup?
hoplitejoe
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I like steam chat as a backup personally (if only for the :b1: )
dragonprobably
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Speaking of Steam, I'd like to add a curator page. If any of you have suggestions of what I could add, post the name of the game with something that would go in the description.
Terran Empress
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damnit why did i post that here 
um @ML
EU4: Genocide has never been so rewarding
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EU4: Genocide has never been so rewarding
SouthernKing
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#iot
Due to Chatango's recent issues, we've decided upon #iot as a temporary alternative. Since #iot is an IRC (Internet Relay Chat), there's no direct link. The easiest way to get to #iot is to use Mibbit, an IRC client that works in browser:
1. Click here
2. Click on "server"
3. In "server" enter "warrensofthought.com"
4. In "channel" enter "#iot"
5. In "nick" enter whatever handle you want to use.
6. Connect, if it works you're done! Yay yuo! If not post here and I'll try to help you.
Mibbit is confirmed to work in Steam browser as well.
Don't worry about not being ops/voiced/whatever, this isn't important right now.
Consensus seems to be that this is an alternative to MMBop since IRC, while it's superior in some ways, is rather different, and hopefully we'll get back to using MMBop as soon as we can, but for now this is a thing.
Due to Chatango's recent issues, we've decided upon #iot as a temporary alternative. Since #iot is an IRC (Internet Relay Chat), there's no direct link. The easiest way to get to #iot is to use Mibbit, an IRC client that works in browser:
1. Click here
2. Click on "server"
3. In "server" enter "warrensofthought.com"
4. In "channel" enter "#iot"
5. In "nick" enter whatever handle you want to use.
6. Connect, if it works you're done! Yay yuo! If not post here and I'll try to help you.
Mibbit is confirmed to work in Steam browser as well.
Don't worry about not being ops/voiced/whatever, this isn't important right now.
Consensus seems to be that this is an alternative to MMBop since IRC, while it's superior in some ways, is rather different, and hopefully we'll get back to using MMBop as soon as we can, but for now this is a thing.
hoplitejoe
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I thought steam was backup? It would be good if we didn't split people.
JohannaK
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To me Steam is not a valid backup. Too intrusive. Also can I use it on my tablet? Because I can use IRC.
Terran Empress
Hornet
No you can't use it on a tablet, I have tried, well unless you are using a surface or something, but that is pretty much a windows computer
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