"Don't Cry for me Argentina!"

[Sonereal]

The Gamer-American->Sargon of Akkad Pipeline Algorithm
Factual, Logical
Total Population: 1488 (1488 Superhumans)
Total Slaves: Slavery is a choice which means it doesn't exist.
Food: 420 (+69/+0)/0 (what do these numbers mean)
Energy: HIGH ENERGY (+HIGH/-0)
Scrap Parts: 1 broken Xbox 360 because my dad grounded me after he caught me drinking mom's vodka behind the garage
Tech Parts: 1 broken Xbox One because my dad got drunk after mom died as if I asked her to drive to Wal-Mart during a storm
Ammunition: Surprising amount for suburbia
Other Items: Entire Paradox Interactive collection, 12 Rules for Life
Education: PragerU

Spoiler :

The Tower of Power
(Suburban Ruin, Evansville, IN)
-Structures: House (1)
-Items: 290 1H Guns, 40 2H Guns, 47 HT Melee, 60 LT Melee, 10 LT Ranged, my dad's crappy 1969 Cadillac that he swears he'll fix some day but he's always wasted and can't even lift a hammer anymore

Description: I see that you liked FALLOUT 76: ATOMIC DISASTER. You may also enjoy THE GREAT REPLACEMENT PART II/???: HUNGARIAN SHIELD.

 

[Crezth]

This must be how the ancient Incans felt when aliens visited them.

 

[Ailedhoo]

I still have plans to play Texas with plots to increase its size by 200% in the next IOT if so permitted.

 

[gay_Aleks]

unironically the best thing I've seen on this god-forsaken landscape

 

[Lord of Elves]

EDIT #2: Wait, how does Discord work?

 

[Sonereal]

 

[Daftpanzer]

Sonereal that's insane, I thought the redstone computers in minecraft were something, this is the next level game-ception

 

[Omega124]

Only a matter of time before wolfenstein/doom is ported into factorio

 

[Double A]

EDIT #2: Wait, how does Discord work?

How are you younger than me? You're clearly an old man.

 

[gay_Aleks]

some people are born posthumously

some people are old before they actually are

 

[Double A]

does that mean a new season of neo yokio came out

 

[gay_Aleks]

No, if there was, we'd see a surge of feckless YTers yapping about Toblerone and lol how weird and funny it is, when they should really be questioning the MC's praxis of the immortal science of Marxism-Leninism. The fact they're not only shows the dismal state of our so-called "timeline".

I hope you are all in good health.

 

[Double A]

good cuz im in tha toblerzone lol

 

[Lord of Elves]

How are you younger than me? You're clearly an old man.

I'm a Gen Xer who got reincarnated sideways.

 

[Sonereal]

 

[Sonereal]

Its weird reading Imperator threads on Paradox because half the posts start with "first of all, thank you daddy Johan for communicating with us directly" and trying to salve his ego as if he isn't at the head of a billion dollar video game company.

 

[NinjaCow64]

The Johan posts about Imperator I have seen so far seem utterly surreal. Lots and lots of nonsense.

 

[Sonereal]

Johan is just a text-version of Todd Howard tbh

 

[NinjaCow64]

Is Discord inaccessible for anyone else other than me? It could be my internet, Telstra[1] is being Telstra.

[1] - As per CFC's foreign languages rules, I am required to inform you that Telstra is Australian for Comcast.

 

[GenMarshall]

Is Discord inaccessible for anyone else other than me? It could be my internet, Telstra[1] is being Telstra.

[1] - As per CFC's foreign languages rules, I am required to inform you that Telstra is Australian for Comcast.

You have my sympathies .