"Don't Cry for me Argentina!"

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This post contains Citizen Kane spoilers. If you get annoyed by spoilers, don't read this post.

Her last words were, "Birdjaguar." The snow globe that contained a miniature island of penguins fell out of her hand thudded on the floor, rolling under the bed out of sight.

At the end of the film, the confused journalists sit around trying to think what Birdjaguar is. The camera pans to Birdjaguar, who is trapped under a bunch of political posters.

"Can somebody help me?" he says. A bunch of workers come and pick the poor moderator up and throw him into the furnace.

"What are you doing!?" screams Birdjaguar "I'm a human being! You can't AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" and then the film ends.

Spoiler :
No offense Bird, it's just a joke. I would never burn you. ;)
 
This post contains Citizen Kane spoilers. If you get annoyed by spoilers, don't read this post.



At the end of the film, the confused journalists sit around trying to think what Birdjaguar is. The camera pans to Birdjaguar, who is trapped under a bunch of political posters.

"Can somebody help me?" he says. A bunch of workers come and pick the poor moderator up and throw him into the furnace.

And then....
Spoiler :

The Cremation of Sam McGee
By Robert W. Service

There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee.

Now Sam McGee was from Tennessee, where the cotton blooms and blows.
Why he left his home in the South to roam 'round the Pole, God only knows.
He was always cold, but the land of gold seemed to hold him like a spell;
Though he'd often say in his homely way that "he'd sooner live in hell."

On a Christmas Day we were mushing our way over the Dawson trail.
Talk of your cold! through the parka's fold it stabbed like a driven nail.
If our eyes we'd close, then the lashes froze till sometimes we couldn't see;
It wasn't much fun, but the only one to whimper was Sam McGee.

And that very night, as we lay packed tight in our robes beneath the snow,
And the dogs were fed, and the stars o'erhead were dancing heel and toe,
He turned to me, and "Cap," says he, "I'll cash in this trip, I guess;
And if I do, I'm asking that you won't refuse my last request."

Well, he seemed so low that I couldn't say no; then he says with a sort of moan:
"It's the cursèd cold, and it's got right hold till I'm chilled clean through to the bone.
Yet 'tain't being dead—it's my awful dread of the icy grave that pains;
So I want you to swear that, foul or fair, you'll cremate my last remains."

A pal's last need is a thing to heed, so I swore I would not fail;
And we started on at the streak of dawn; but God! he looked ghastly pale.
He crouched on the sleigh, and he raved all day of his home in Tennessee;
And before nightfall a corpse was all that was left of Sam McGee.

There wasn't a breath in that land of death, and I hurried, horror-driven,
With a corpse half hid that I couldn't get rid, because of a promise given;
It was lashed to the sleigh, and it seemed to say: "You may tax your brawn and brains,
But you promised true, and it's up to you to cremate those last remains."

Now a promise made is a debt unpaid, and the trail has its own stern code.
In the days to come, though my lips were dumb, in my heart how I cursed that load.
In the long, long night, by the lone firelight, while the huskies, round in a ring,
Howled out their woes to the homeless snows— O God! how I loathed the thing.

And every day that quiet clay seemed to heavy and heavier grow;
And on I went, though the dogs were spent and the grub was getting low;
The trail was bad, and I felt half mad, but I swore I would not give in;
And I'd often sing to the hateful thing, and it hearkened with a grin.

Till I came to the marge of Lake Lebarge, and a derelict there lay;
It was jammed in the ice, but I saw in a trice it was called the "Alice May."
And I looked at it, and I thought a bit, and I looked at my frozen chum;
Then "Here," said I, with a sudden cry, "is my cre-ma-tor-eum."

Some planks I tore from the cabin floor, and I lit the boiler fire;
Some coal I found that was lying around, and I heaped the fuel higher;
The flames just soared, and the furnace roared—such a blaze you seldom see;
And I burrowed a hole in the glowing coal, and I stuffed in Sam McGee.

Then I made a hike, for I didn't like to hear him sizzle so;
And the heavens scowled, and the huskies howled, and the wind began to blow.
It was icy cold, but the hot sweat rolled down my cheeks, and I don't know why;
And the greasy smoke in an inky cloak went streaking down the sky.

I do not know how long in the snow I wrestled with grisly fear;
But the stars came out and they danced about ere again I ventured near;
I was sick with dread, but I bravely said: "I'll just take a peep inside.
I guess he's cooked, and it's time I looked"; ... then the door I opened wide.

And there sat Sam, looking cool and calm, in the heart of the furnace roar;
And he wore a smile you could see a mile, and he said: "Please close that door.
It's fine in here, but I greatly fear you'll let in the cold and storm—
Since I left Plumtree, down in Tennessee, it's the first time I've been warm."

There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee.
 
It is one of my favorites too.
 
I have doubt of the validity of the idea that the supposed Great Three are working on something big.

I have utmost respect for all 3 of them as the best GMs but I think that Ailed and Nedim's claims are just a ridiculous extension of an enjoyable joke.
And if this is Heresy then so be it... But it is the truth.
Yeah, sorry, tailless was out of town and I was wrapping up a project so we haven't had time to work on the rules. I'll see about getting a new brief up in the next day or two.

Why? I can count the number of successful co-GM IOTs with GMs of equal power on one hand without raising a finger
Ah, but you see, this was before the age of Social Groups! Now we can dump the data in a common repository so any one of us can pick up the slack if the other two are incapacitated!
 
Hope your game doesn't involve editing the OP or reserved posts, because unless you're all magically moderators, it's gonna be difficult to edit a post another GM starts. :p
 
They could just make a reserve post for each GM.

Or several.
 
How do you determine which takes priority?

There's gonna be a fun bureaucratic mess waiting to happen here, which is why I think the Chair GM idea is definitely a good one. :p
 
I agree. Tani is like capitalism: he'll work all right, but keep him on a tight lead or he'll destroy your society.
 
Destruction is underrated and society is overrated.
 
I agree. Tani is like capitalism: he'll work all right, but keep him on a tight lead or he'll destroy your society.

Burning down the forest allows new seeds to take root. :p
 
More burning down the Amazons and placing cattle farming over it, causing little farming effectiveness at ecological cost...

Wait... AA, Tani and even Thor has broken the no politics rule! As a fan of enviromentalism and of collective spirit I suggest we set them to ecological community service. I will leave Birdy to think of the services.
 
More burning down the Amazons and placing cattle farming over it, causing little farming effectiveness at ecological cost...

Wait... AA, Tani and even Thor has broken the no politics rule! As a fan of enviromentalism and of collective spirit I suggest we set them to ecological community service. I will leave Birdy to think of the services.

Wait, but by mentioning environmentalism you have broken the no politics rule as well! Ha ha! Epic Turnabout!


Link to video.

I am a good lawyer.
 
Wait, but by mentioning environmentalism you have broken the no politics rule as well! Ha ha! Epic Turnabout!


Link to video.

I am a good lawyer.


You just bought lawyers in the argument! You know you just increased the politics level of the thread by adding lawyers!

Javert will have lots of work to do here.

 
Please. I've got the Uber Elite Defence team of Phoenix Wright, Rumpole and that guy who got Oj Simpson off. They could literally get me off for the genocide of a small Eastern European country. I know from experience.
 
Javert is determined to brin you to the law! Who needs lawyers when you have a singing (over zealous) law enforcer?
 
What is barley juice.... Please tell me it's beer
 
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