Doughnuts

[puglover]

Your plauges mean nothing. The Great Doughnut will protect us. The people of the Powdered Doughnut will be the only religon in the end. Please consider your words carefully. They will be used against you in the Final Judgement if you speak against the Great Doughnut!




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[Ancient Grudge]

your suprised my friend only 494 more followers of my sect of doughnutism and it will be an offical religion .

My plagues mean nothing i luagh in the face of you
the great doughnut please the great chocolate covered 'hole-y' doughnut will be protect me from your pathetic doughnut

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

I unsubscribed from this thread when what you guys were talking about reached a certain level of nonsense but in a vision brought on by painful hemmorhoids the Great Jelly Doughnut of yore came to me and asked me to try and talk sense to you.

He showed me a lake of burning coffee and he showed me another doughnut, a four headed monstrosity with a veil over one head, a chocolate pop-em for another head, an alligator for the third head and a little boy for the fourth head, and round and about this great being were 24 smaller doughnuts, the kind that have white glaze with colored jimmies on them, and a voice right behind my shoulder said "Look, the Jelly has fallen onto your tie" and it was so.

I don't think I need to explain these visions, friends. Be warned.

 

[Ancient Grudge]

where you buy chance on mushrooms or had drunk abysinth (sp)

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

Originally posted by Ancient Grudge
where you buy chance on mushrooms or had drunk abysinth (sp)

No I was having a seizure, agonized by my piles, but that is beside the point.

 

[Perfection]

I've had enough of this foolishness with all you evil people who can't accept the one true donut, you are all on ignore.

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

Did perfection say something about me? He's on my ignore list.

 

[puglover]

Originally posted by Perfection
I've had enough of this foolishness with all you evil people who can't accept the one true donut, you are all on ignore.

Fine! Be that way! Hmph!

 

[Perfection]

Why hadn't anyone posted since my last post, I'm Lonely

 

[Switch625]

This thread has given rise to a previously unknown phemonenon:

The SPAM DOUGHNUT.

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

MMM Spam doughnut, delicious.

@Puglover- I like the pug avatar... and the meteoric rise to personal avatarhood. Good work, excellent use of doughnuts, from one who knows...

 

[Sparrowhawk]

I'm glad you have all expressed your personal opinions about doughnuts. However, despite the fact that I haven't bothered to read the rest of the thread, I feel I must say you are all wrong. There isn't one great doughnut, there are many doughnuts, and they all talk to me. I defy you to deny my doughnut pantheon.

 

[puglover]

Sparrowhawk- I used to believe that but I changed my mind. There is one, single Great Doughnut.

Sultan- Thank you!

 

[Sparrowhawk]

Puglover, are you suggesting that when the prophet Tim Horton relayed the messages of the doughnut gods so many years past that he didn't know the literal truth? Blasphemy!

Behold the diverse splendor of the primary doughnut dieties!

 

[Perfection]

Notice how it said favorite donut, not true diety, silly.

 

[Ancient Grudge]

sparrowhawk you can not compare jam filled doughnuts with the our diety the great hole-y chocolate covered dougnhut burn in the vat of burnt tea the punishment never to smell or taste a doughnut ever again ( only able to eat jam fileld doughnutsa as chocolate covered hole doughnuts are reincarnations of are supreme diety)