Doughnuts

pffffft......You Americans and your 'Kirspy Kreme', makes me want to vomit! Tim Hortons forever!
 
Hertic! I, the high preist of the Doughnut, find you guilty of blasphemy!
 
you the high presit you do not know the history of our great and maverllous religion i will enlighten you:

All alone in time and space was the great jam filled doughnut and he got lonely so he started to make little doughnuts to amuse him play with them and joke with them. But then suddenly a plague of sprinkles started to ravage the peaceful lands of the great doughnut and just when the final battle was drawing to a close the great jam doughnut feel leaving his kingdom and us to the rule of his son the great ‘whole-y’ chocolate covered doughnut who is now our supreme deity and we must pay homage to him or u will end up in the pit of boiling used cooking oil but there is a breakaway religion lead by the great jam filled donut its heresy i tell u they will all be banished by the 'whole-y' chocolate covered doughnut
 
You heterics say voilence in the name of the great Donut withput his words are right? You shall be drawn and quatered for such xenopophic reactions
 
You and Ancient Grudge will rot in Brussel Sprout Land with HotDog Fish. But there is hope for you three. I will show you the REAL creation of Doughnuts.


God created the Great Powdered Sugar Doughnut. This Doughnut was made governer of Earth. The Doughnut created Krispy Kreme doughnuts in his own image. But the Chocolate Doughnuts rebelled. And from that day on there is a war between the Great Doughnut and the Chocolate Doughnut. Please do not be decived by the devilish Chocolate Doughnut. Bow to the Great Powdered Sugar Doughnut!
 
i will never ever bow before your fake god he will be banished along with the great jam donut by the chocolate covered dougnuts there are more of them as less people like chocolate covered doughnuts

it is you who have been DECEIVED
@ perfection you preach none violence then wish to destroy me you will be destroyed and thrown away and locked with all the small centre pieces form the whole-y doughnuts
 
Fine! The Great Doughnut has told me he has tolerated your claims long enough! You ignored the truth, now face the consquences!
 
Hanukkah Donut with Strawberry Jam. Dulce de leche is also good.
That's the only Kosher Donut ;)
Where's the Ultra Orthodox Jew smiley? :D
 
Puglover your jam filled great doughnut does not make me quake in my boats i will attack your 'mighty' doughnut with an alliance with the evil sprinkles the chocolate covered doughnut has assured them control over your heretic doughnuts and followers bow now or face the consquences
 
i said he had allied with the evil sprinkles your love for your doughnuts has blinded you the great chocolate covered doughnut will punsih you
 
ahh! Sprinkes! the succubus of the fried bread product!! Who needs sprinkles? They're empty and hollow and devoid of any spiritual value!!
 
im sorry did i ever say sprinkles had any spirtual value no! thwey are just fearless warriors who will defeat the DONUTS led by perfection
 
How can the sprinkles fight something that DOESN'T EXIST!!!! DONUT'S ARE THE CREATION OF A FEVERED EVIL AND DILLUSIONED MIND!!!
 
they get into the minds of the believers and destroy the corrupting part of the brain and then they will there for the rest of their lives
 
And if ye do not bow before the will of our newly enthroned deity he shall send forth three plagues unto the earth to make you pay homage to him first he shall send down massive balls of dough left over from the creation of all the ‘hole-y’ doughnuts to crush the earth into a bowl. Then he shall squeeze the deadly toxic jam out of the donuts he has captured to fill the earth up and thus drowning the non-believers in a sea of stickling toxic waste then he will sprinkle the defeated sprinkles on top to from a new earth and this shall be a pleasurable place for the believers and for the erstwhile rebels ye shall swim forever in the toxic waste of the defeated donuts.
 
Oooooohhhhh!
Sounds like someones got him in the "Tim Bits" and his mind is slowly degrading towards the dreaded fluffy muffin.
 
Are you insulting Timbits my fellow Canuck? Good thing we don't hang people for treason anymore! ;)
 
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