Dude, that's no light bulb socket...

[Stylesjl]

Oh god.......

Uh, no comment ya........

 

[amadeus]

He was in prison for making liquor? Pakistan is really behind the times.

 

[homeyg]

He was in prison for making liquor? Pakistan is really behind the times.

It's not legal to produce your own liquor here either.

 

[MobBoss]

Actually....this isnt the first time I have heard of this. Prior to joining the Army I used to work as an X-ray technician. And yep, we had a gay guy come in one night with a neon tube stuck in his butt. Seems he and his partner enjoyed that kind of thing. But, they put this particular one in a bit too far and couldnt, ah, retrieve it because of the prongs on the neon light.

Interesting job that. Doing x-ray. I saw a lot of interesting things. The neon light thing was nothing. Actually saw a guy with an entire bottle of pickles in his butt once, it hadnt even been opened.......now that took some doing.

 

[Perfection]

It's not legal to produce your own liquor here either.

Illegal to produce, or illegal to sell?

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

I'm surprised noone noticed the beauty of this quote.

 

[Leonel]

Wow how they get a fully intact light bulb in and out of there must be quite a feat of skill and stealth.

 

[Syterion]

I thought about that one for a few seconds, and then realized that you are very, very perceptive.

 

[Hundegesicht]

What exactly is going through your head when you shove a lightbulb up your (or anyone else's) anus? The story was hilarious, though, it made my day brighter.

 

[shortguy]

"One in a million, doctor. One in a million."

 

[homeyg]

Illegal to produce, or illegal to sell?

Produce...

 

[amadeus]

It's not legal to produce your own liquor here either.

Maybe a few days in the county jail, but 4+ years?

 

[Eukaryote]

This thread might give gay guys light bulb fetishes.

 

[Evil Tyrant]

That is weird. Glad the poor guy is alright though.

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

I see he went for the "I don't know" rather than the "I slipped and fell explanation". Rookie.

Wow...I'll never look at a lightbulb the same way again....

I try not to look directly at lightbulbs anyway. They leave an impression on my eyesight.

 

[7ronin]

We are lacking a key piece of the puzzle here. How big was the bulb? I can barely imagine this scenario taking place with a refrigerator bulb, but a standard lamp bulb? No way.

 

[Simon Darkshade]

It seems the sun doth shine out of his oratory.

 

[MjM]

@ this whole thread.

Umm, no comment.

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

Sometimes there comes a thread which unites all CFCers, who despite origin, policies or religion cry out in one voice WTH?

Then proceed to make bad puns.

Bright days

 

[warpus]

Wow...I'll never look at a lightbulb the same way again....

I'll never look at an anus the same way again...