Dude, that's no light bulb socket...

[MobBoss]

I'll never look at an anus the same way again...

Uh oh.

 

[warpus]

Uh oh.

Psst, not yours.

Female only

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Wow...I'll never look at a lightbulb the same way again....

I try not to look directly at lightbulbs away. They leave an impression on my eyesight.

I'll never look at an anus the same way again...

I try not to look directly at anuses anyway. They leave an impression on my eyesight.

Watt?!

 

[Neonanocyborgasm]

I said all there is to be said in the title.

Funny how this makes news. These cases are very widespread. I even remember an attending in medical school who used to present cases like these. He'd offer a complaint that seemed innocuous, and go around the room asking students to suggest courses of action to investigate or for a differential diagnosis. After all options were exhausted, he'd say "Those were very good options, but this is what the patient really had." And then he'd hold up an x-ray with an object the size of a freight train in the guy's ass.

This guy is obviously gay and made some like-minded friends in prison. He made up the story of "I don't know how this got here." because he was probably too embarassed.

 

[silver 2039]

This guy is obviously gay and made some like-minded friends in prison. He made up the story of "I don't know how this got here." because he was probably too embarassed.

And he's Pakistani Muslim so they aren't too approving of homosexuality. At all...he may very well have been killed. Or castrated at the very least....

 

[Pokurcz]

I saw that in an episode of "Scrubs". I think they got it out using a inflatable baloon from the "other" side.

 

[Berrie]

Well, this news is certainly lighthearted...

 

[Grisu]

that guy must really have a deep sleep

 

[Perfection]

This guy is obviously gay and made some like-minded friends in prison.

Are you certain he didn't do it himself?

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

Are you certain he didn't do it himself?

The guy couldn't even come up with a decent excuse let alone execute such a delicate operation himself. Obvious Rookie.

 

[Perfection]

The guy couldn't even come up with a decent excuse

I really doubt decent excuses exist for having a ligtbulb up your pooper.

let alone execute such a delicate operation himself.

Because he's a social moron he can't stick a lightbulb up his pooper?

Obvious Rookie.

I'm skeptical to that notion.

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

I really doubt decent excuses exist for having a ligtbulb up your pooper.

There are loads of decent excuses, none which a reasonable person would accept granted, but far more plausible than "I didn't realise / know there was a lightbulb inside me".

Because he's a social moron he can't stick a lightbulb up his pooper?

Not at all. I just think that if he's not gone to the trouble of thinking up a decent excuse he also wouldn't have planned how to carry out his bulbbutt fantasy alone.