Bigfoot3814
Deity
Except for like, five other people, John Madden is my hero.
Who are the five?Except for like, five other people, John Madden is my hero.
This is okay I hope...Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
Indeed@CCRunner:They're right next to eachother on the QWERTY keyboard.
That has to be a legitimate attempt at comedy. No-one could possibly be that stupid without trying."A bloke called archie duke shot an ostrich because he was hungry"
"I think you mean it started when the Archduke of Austria-Hungary got shot"
"Na, there was definitely an ostrich involved"
Please tell me she was a hot girl?"Can I eat some nuts? I'm kind of horny- I mean hungry" - My friend's classmate