Experiment 626
Prince
Here it is! Everything that is in quotation marks is spoken by Pinky. All else is said by The Brain.
4000 BC:
Our Settler moves NW.
Our Worker (dubbed ‘Yakko’
begins mining the Bonus Grassland.
IBT: "Narf!"
3950 BC:
Kyoto is founded! (Odd . . . I was unaware that it had been misplaced). The City’s Production Queue is set to Warrior, Warrior, Worker.
IBT:
I allocate 70% of all revenue to the Science Department. They inform me that at that level of funding, they will discover Pottery in 800 years!
"Egads, Brain! Brilliant!"
3900 BC: "Narf!"
IBT: "Narf!"
3850 BC: "Narf!"
IBT: "Narf!"
3800 BC: "Narf!" (Monotonous, isn’t it?)
IBT: "Narf!"
3750 BC: "Narf!" (Pinky, I swear that if you say that once more, I will hurt you!)
IBT:
Kyoto creates the first of many Warriors that will ultimately allow me to take over the WORLD!
"It’s just one Warrior, Brain. NARF!"
<WHAP!>
You were warned, Pinky.
(Pinky rolls on the floor, laughing.)
(Sighs) Our Warrior is dubbed Ooga.
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Yakko finishes the mine.
3700 BC:
Yakko begins building a road.
Ooga moves Due East in search of Knowledge and Horses. He sees mountains in the distance to the NE.
IBT: "Narf!" (Not again!)
3650 BC:
Ooga moves towards the mountains.
IBT: "Narf!" (Pinky!)
3600 BC:
Ooga climbs a mountain only to discover that it isn’t a mountain at all. It’s a VOLCANO! It doesn’t appear to be active at the moment so Ooga breathes a sigh of relief.
IBT:
Yakko finishes the road.
3550 BC:
Yakko moves to Irrigate the Wheat.
Ooga moves NW to the other Mountain. He sees naught but the northern coast.
"Perhaps he could try untying it, Brain."
What?
"When I see a knot, I just have to untie it!"
Pinky, that’s not what I meant.
"Why, sometimes, I’ll just spend all day trying to loosen a knot."
Pinky, be quiet!
"I’m always quiet when loosening a knot, Brain. I just don’t know what it is about knots, but the tighter the knot, the more I like it!"
Pinky!
"I just love spending a lazy summer’s day working on a knot. I just don’t know where the time goes when I’m working on a knot."
Like everything else, it probably goes in one ear and out the other. Now, BE QUIET!
IBT:
Kyoto builds another Warrior. (YES!) I shall name him ‘Booga’! Another mindless drone . . . er, I mean, loyal Worker is next.
3500 BC:
Yakko begins Irrigating the Wheat.
Booga follows the road to the mine and then turns South into the Forest.
Ooga heads due East to some Hills. In the distance, he sees a lot of Hills and Mountains.
IBT:
My Cultural Advisor informs me that our borders have expanded because of our Culture. I am one step closer to ruling the world!
3450 BC:
Booga continues South. He sees a Mountain.
Ooga climbs another Mountain. Sadly, we still haven’t seen any Horses.
IBT: "Narf!"
3400 BC:
Booga knows that if he climbs the Mountains to the Far East (pun intended), he could survey much of the landscape. He decides instead to follow his hunter’s instincts and continues South.
Ooga moves Southeast to the Hills.
IBT:
Kyoto builds another Worker whom I shall name ‘Wakko’. Kyoto will build another Warrior next.
3350 BC:
Wakko heads East to mine and then road a Bonus Grassland.
Booga goes West. He spots a Sugar field.
Ooga goes South to another Mountain. He still hasn’t seen any Horses, but he does see some Silks and a herd of Cattle.
IBT:
Yakko finishes the Irrigation of the Wheat.
3300 BC:
Yakko begins a Road.
Wakko begins a Mine.
Booga goes South.
IBT: "Narf!"
"Brain, why are you banging your head against the wall?"
To keep myself from hurting you, Pinky!
3250 BC:
Ooga goes Southwest to another Mountain. In the distance, he sees a village. He decides to investigate.
Booga goes South (as is my sanity at this point). He sees the Southern coast. He also sees another Sugar Field and a Forest that is plentiful with game.
"OO! OO! Brain! I love games! Pin the tail on the donkey, hopscotch, jump rope . . ." (Pinky begins jumping rope using his tail as the rope)
NOT THOSE KIND OF GAMES, YOU IDIOT! Game is another for food.
"Well, that’s just silly, Brain. Everyone knows that you can’t eat games! You might choke on the little pieces."
Pinky, if I were you, I wouldn’t use the word ‘choke’ right now. Let’s move on, shall we?
"But, Brain, I like it here. Do we really have to move on?"
(The Brain buries his face in his hands, and begins to weep).
IBT:
My Science Advisor informs me that we have learned Pottery. I tell them to research Bronze Working next. He begins to tell me how long it will take, but I glared at him until he left the room.
"See, Brain? That 800 years just flew by."
Pinky, I swear that I am going to throw you out of the tallest tower and see if you can fly.
"But, Brain, everyone knows that we can’t fly. If we were meant to fly, we would have been given those little bags of nuts!"
Pinky, you ARE a little bag of nuts!
3200 BC:
Ooga cautiously moves out of the Mountains and into the Hills overlooking the Village. He sees no activity in the huts, but it might be a trap.
Booga heads East towards some Mountains. He sees a Vineyard. He puzzles over this. He’s never even heard of a Vineyard before nor does he know what one looks like. As he ponders this conundrum, his feeble brain begins to hurt, so he stops thinking.
IBT:
Kyoto builds a Warrior whom I will dub ‘Ugga’. It is time to expand my empire! Kyoto will build a Settler next.
Yakko finishes the road.
3150 BC:
Yakko moves to help Wakko with his tasks.
Ugga heads Due East.
Ooga (after a quick prayer to the Gods) enters the Village . . . He has angered a Sakae tribe! Three Conscript Warriors surround him!
Booga steps into the Vineyard and tries some wine. He immediately becomes blotto, and slumps to the ground. What a lightweight.
IBT:
A Sakae Conscript attacks Ooga! Ooga achieves a Flawless Victory by killing his foe without suffering a wound himself. For his bravery, Ooga is promoted to Veteran!
The other two Sakae head Northwest.
3100 BC:
Ooga attacks a Sakae Conscript! It’s another Flawless Victory for Ooga, and he is promoted to Elite!
Ugga sees the remaining Sakae in the Mountains and moves to block his path.
Booga wakes up (with his head pounding) and goes East to a Mountain. He sees an Arid Desert.
Yakko helps Wakko dig the mine.
IBT:
The last Sakae Conscript attacks Ugga! Ugga achieves a Flawless Victory, but, sadly, is not promoted.
Yakko and Wakko finish the mine.
3050 BC:
Yakko and Wakko begin building a Road.
Ugga goes Southeast to a Mountain.
Ooga crosses a river to the Plains beyond, and sees some Hills in the distance.
Booga goes East to a Mountain and sees a Flood Plain with Wheat.
IBT: "Narf!"
3000 BC:
Booga also crosses the river.
Ooga goes East towards the Hills.
Ugga goes East to another Mountain.
For some reason, CivAssistII reset itself, and all the data was lost.
The pics:
MY . . . I mean, Our Territiory!
And Kyoto:
Come, Pinky, we must prepare for tomorrow night!
"Why? What are we doing tomorrow night, Brain?"
The same thing we do every night, Pinky! TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Singing is heard, "They're Pinky . . . They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain!" (coda)
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On to Save #3: What thoughts do you have about Save #3?
TRAINING DAY GAME 2, SAVE 2, Entry 1
4000 BC:
Our Settler moves NW.
Our Worker (dubbed ‘Yakko’
begins mining the Bonus Grassland.IBT: "Narf!"
3950 BC:
Kyoto is founded! (Odd . . . I was unaware that it had been misplaced). The City’s Production Queue is set to Warrior, Warrior, Worker.
IBT:
I allocate 70% of all revenue to the Science Department. They inform me that at that level of funding, they will discover Pottery in 800 years!
"Egads, Brain! Brilliant!"
3900 BC: "Narf!"
IBT: "Narf!"
3850 BC: "Narf!"
IBT: "Narf!"
3800 BC: "Narf!" (Monotonous, isn’t it?)
IBT: "Narf!"
3750 BC: "Narf!" (Pinky, I swear that if you say that once more, I will hurt you!)
IBT:
Kyoto creates the first of many Warriors that will ultimately allow me to take over the WORLD!
"It’s just one Warrior, Brain. NARF!"
<WHAP!>
You were warned, Pinky.
(Pinky rolls on the floor, laughing.)
(Sighs) Our Warrior is dubbed Ooga.
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Yakko finishes the mine.
3700 BC:
Yakko begins building a road.
Ooga moves Due East in search of Knowledge and Horses. He sees mountains in the distance to the NE.
IBT: "Narf!" (Not again!)
3650 BC:
Ooga moves towards the mountains.
IBT: "Narf!" (Pinky!)
3600 BC:
Ooga climbs a mountain only to discover that it isn’t a mountain at all. It’s a VOLCANO! It doesn’t appear to be active at the moment so Ooga breathes a sigh of relief.
IBT:
Yakko finishes the road.
3550 BC:
Yakko moves to Irrigate the Wheat.
Ooga moves NW to the other Mountain. He sees naught but the northern coast.
"Perhaps he could try untying it, Brain."
What?
"When I see a knot, I just have to untie it!"
Pinky, that’s not what I meant.
"Why, sometimes, I’ll just spend all day trying to loosen a knot."
Pinky, be quiet!
"I’m always quiet when loosening a knot, Brain. I just don’t know what it is about knots, but the tighter the knot, the more I like it!"
Pinky!
"I just love spending a lazy summer’s day working on a knot. I just don’t know where the time goes when I’m working on a knot."
Like everything else, it probably goes in one ear and out the other. Now, BE QUIET!
IBT:
Kyoto builds another Warrior. (YES!) I shall name him ‘Booga’! Another mindless drone . . . er, I mean, loyal Worker is next.
3500 BC:
Yakko begins Irrigating the Wheat.
Booga follows the road to the mine and then turns South into the Forest.
Ooga heads due East to some Hills. In the distance, he sees a lot of Hills and Mountains.
IBT:
My Cultural Advisor informs me that our borders have expanded because of our Culture. I am one step closer to ruling the world!
3450 BC:
Booga continues South. He sees a Mountain.
Ooga climbs another Mountain. Sadly, we still haven’t seen any Horses.
IBT: "Narf!"
3400 BC:
Booga knows that if he climbs the Mountains to the Far East (pun intended), he could survey much of the landscape. He decides instead to follow his hunter’s instincts and continues South.
Ooga moves Southeast to the Hills.
IBT:
Kyoto builds another Worker whom I shall name ‘Wakko’. Kyoto will build another Warrior next.
3350 BC:
Wakko heads East to mine and then road a Bonus Grassland.
Booga goes West. He spots a Sugar field.
Ooga goes South to another Mountain. He still hasn’t seen any Horses, but he does see some Silks and a herd of Cattle.
IBT:
Yakko finishes the Irrigation of the Wheat.
3300 BC:
Yakko begins a Road.
Wakko begins a Mine.
Booga goes South.
IBT: "Narf!"
"Brain, why are you banging your head against the wall?"
To keep myself from hurting you, Pinky!
3250 BC:
Ooga goes Southwest to another Mountain. In the distance, he sees a village. He decides to investigate.
Booga goes South (as is my sanity at this point). He sees the Southern coast. He also sees another Sugar Field and a Forest that is plentiful with game.
"OO! OO! Brain! I love games! Pin the tail on the donkey, hopscotch, jump rope . . ." (Pinky begins jumping rope using his tail as the rope)
NOT THOSE KIND OF GAMES, YOU IDIOT! Game is another for food.
"Well, that’s just silly, Brain. Everyone knows that you can’t eat games! You might choke on the little pieces."
Pinky, if I were you, I wouldn’t use the word ‘choke’ right now. Let’s move on, shall we?
"But, Brain, I like it here. Do we really have to move on?"
(The Brain buries his face in his hands, and begins to weep).
IBT:
My Science Advisor informs me that we have learned Pottery. I tell them to research Bronze Working next. He begins to tell me how long it will take, but I glared at him until he left the room.
"See, Brain? That 800 years just flew by."
Pinky, I swear that I am going to throw you out of the tallest tower and see if you can fly.
"But, Brain, everyone knows that we can’t fly. If we were meant to fly, we would have been given those little bags of nuts!"
Pinky, you ARE a little bag of nuts!
3200 BC:
Ooga cautiously moves out of the Mountains and into the Hills overlooking the Village. He sees no activity in the huts, but it might be a trap.
Booga heads East towards some Mountains. He sees a Vineyard. He puzzles over this. He’s never even heard of a Vineyard before nor does he know what one looks like. As he ponders this conundrum, his feeble brain begins to hurt, so he stops thinking.
IBT:
Kyoto builds a Warrior whom I will dub ‘Ugga’. It is time to expand my empire! Kyoto will build a Settler next.
Yakko finishes the road.
3150 BC:
Yakko moves to help Wakko with his tasks.
Ugga heads Due East.
Ooga (after a quick prayer to the Gods) enters the Village . . . He has angered a Sakae tribe! Three Conscript Warriors surround him!
Booga steps into the Vineyard and tries some wine. He immediately becomes blotto, and slumps to the ground. What a lightweight.
IBT:
A Sakae Conscript attacks Ooga! Ooga achieves a Flawless Victory by killing his foe without suffering a wound himself. For his bravery, Ooga is promoted to Veteran!
The other two Sakae head Northwest.
3100 BC:
Ooga attacks a Sakae Conscript! It’s another Flawless Victory for Ooga, and he is promoted to Elite!
Ugga sees the remaining Sakae in the Mountains and moves to block his path.
Booga wakes up (with his head pounding) and goes East to a Mountain. He sees an Arid Desert.
Yakko helps Wakko dig the mine.
IBT:
The last Sakae Conscript attacks Ugga! Ugga achieves a Flawless Victory, but, sadly, is not promoted.
Yakko and Wakko finish the mine.
3050 BC:
Yakko and Wakko begin building a Road.
Ugga goes Southeast to a Mountain.
Ooga crosses a river to the Plains beyond, and sees some Hills in the distance.
Booga goes East to a Mountain and sees a Flood Plain with Wheat.
IBT: "Narf!"
3000 BC:
Booga also crosses the river.
Ooga goes East towards the Hills.
Ugga goes East to another Mountain.
End of Turnset: 29 Gold (+1 per turn); Bronze Working in 12 turns; Settler (Kyoto) in 7 turns.
For some reason, CivAssistII reset itself, and all the data was lost.
The pics:
MY . . . I mean, Our Territiory!
And Kyoto:
Come, Pinky, we must prepare for tomorrow night!
"Why? What are we doing tomorrow night, Brain?"
The same thing we do every night, Pinky! TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Singing is heard, "They're Pinky . . . They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain!" (coda)
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On to Save #3: What thoughts do you have about Save #3?
so don't forget the horses!)
Once again, all of Pinky's lines are in quotes, the rest belong to The Brain.
HoF rule? 
, but if it were me, I don't think I'd want to play 4 games in a row as the Japanese. I'd want a mix of 4 different civs.
But....
