Explain a film plot badly

[Phrossack]

Fake Lithuanian steals government property

Spoiler :

The Hunt for Red October

Alaskan landowners stand their ground against trespassers

Spoiler :

The Grey

Enraged Irishman American cockblocks some people and kills others

Spoiler :

Taken

Gang of armed kidnappers foiled by vigilant citizens

Spoiler :

Black Hawk Down

Santa Claus and Jesus arm child soldiers and help them carve a corpse-littered path to political power

Spoiler :

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

 

[Zack]

Detective relies on the Hulk to solve his anger problems.

Spoiler :

Shutter Island

 

[Kennigit]

Some Brits train for a marathon

Spoiler :

4 Lions

some of these are really good, keep em coming folks

 

[Zack]

each color of the rainbow has a secret

Spoiler :

Reservoir Dogs

terrorist organization overthrows the government due to religious disagreement

Spoiler :

Star Wars

 

[cybrxkhan]

Stockholm syndrome

Spoiler :

Beauty and the Beast

 

[duckstab]

Fascism on a raft.

Spoiler :

Aguirre, the Wrath of God

 

[classical_hero]

This is a story of two men who both fall in love with the same woman. One is an old childhood friend and the other is a creep who stalks her. She almost falls for the stalker.

Spoiler :

The Phantom of the Opera

 

[really]

People sit around for two hours waiting for a baby to be born.

Spoiler :

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1
The only time I fell asleep in a cinema

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

The Libertarians are right you guys!

Spoiler :

V for Vendetta

 

[Hygro]

A woman races into marriage to stop a rose from losing its petals

Spoiler :

Beauty and the Beast

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

I had that one down as "Stockholm Syndrome"

"Is that Rob Ford?"

Spoiler :

Gorillas in the Mist

 

[Hygro]

Yeah but that's explaining a film plot fairly well

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

Good point.

 

[El_Machinae]

Santa Claus and Jesus arm child soldiers and help them carve a corpse-littered path to political power

Spoiler :

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

Yeesh!

 

[amadeus]

A man gets a terrific discount on a long-term stay at a Pennsylvania bed and breakfast.

Spoiler :

Groundhog Day

 

[PhroX]

Rich alcoholic industrialist womanizer engages in human trafficking.

Spoiler :

Schindler's List

 

[Borachio]

Bar owner falls in love with a woman who's married to a do-gooder. Realizes in the end that he lacks beans, but doesn't care. Obtuse piano player with no obvious role in the plot.

Spoiler :

Link to video.

Link to video.

Link to video.

 

[bhsup]

Freedom loving mustelid makes mockery of medved might.

-or-

Democracy vs Communism, The Documentary

Spoiler :

Red Dawn (original)

 

[classical_hero]

No one knows what the story is about because they find out during the movie that the chick has a dick, and that is what most people remember.

Spoiler :

The Crying Game

A company tries to destroy a city twice in the series.

Spoiler :

The Dark Knight Trilogy

Duelling masked men destroy a city

Spoiler :

The Dark Knight Rises

A love affair that destroys a civilisation

Spoiler :

Troy

Plenty of people are bigots, but in the end it's all a farce.

Spoiler :

Blazing Saddles

An English legend with Americans speaking with American accents.

Spoiler :

Robin Hoodrince of Thieves

There is one bullet in the gun and it has been fired four time, do you pull the trigger?

Spoiler :

The Deer Hunter

 

[Zack]

Democracy vs Communism, The Documentary

Spoiler :

Red Dawn (original)

Democracy vs Communism, The Documentary

Spoiler :

Rocky IV