Explain a film plot badly

Some guys go fishing.
Spoiler :
Jaws (Goes for Moby Dick as well)


It's about a boy.
Spoiler :
About a boy


It's about some animals that are let loose in a park.
Spoiler :
Jurassic Park


Spoiler for poor taste
Spoiler :
It's about a woman sending her kids off to camp.
Spoiler :
Sophie's Choice
 
A brat with BPD decides to take over the galaxy. He gets burned.
 
(Your explanations are way too good.)

A rapist gets executed.
Spoiler :
The Life of David Gale
 
Royal Cheese. Biblical quotes. Cocaine induced near-death. Are we cool?

...this is a robbery!

Spoiler :
Pulp Fiction


A bride that gets killed or so we thought. Then sets out for revenge. Lots of limbs. A lethal finishing move.

Spoiler :
Kill Bill


What a nice journey through space! Until a killer computer strikes...

Spoiler :
2001: A Space Oddysey


A nice bourgeois couple in Manhatten get embroiled with erotic masked balls and then don't learn anything at the end.

Spoiler :
Eyes Wide Shut


Heroin is awesome! Oh wait, an old bat gets addicted to barbiturates, her son loses his arm, his best friend becomes a dealer and gets cought and his girlfriend becomes a prostitute!

Spoiler :
Requiem for a Dream


Heroin is awesome, but isn't: the original Scottish version.

Spoiler :
Trainspotting
 
Man gets drafted into the navy, is discharged after a few years, then works with horses, and occasionally encounters a famous person who the audience never gets to see but knows who it is.

Spoiler :
Ben-Hur
 
Two English noblemen are wrongly arrested for the brutal murder of an Oxford professor.
Spoiler :
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
 
A storybook story about the benefits of subjecting yourself to daily adversity 'just in case' and the wisdom of killing uppity children. Also, a riveting subplot that deals with the minutia of a proper medical diagnosis. We also learn that a scary figure is not nearly as sinister as he seems.

Spoiler :
The Princess Bride(Iocane powder, the six-fingered man, and 'he's only mostly dead'.

'sinister'! Ha! I'm so clever)
 
Sci-Fi Pocahontas

Spoiler :
Avatar


An allegory of apartheid, except that 'blacks' are depicted in an unintentially patronising manner

Spoiler :
District 9


Some robotic guy travels from 2027 to kill a lass for some reason. Also, f#$* you #$#hole!

Spoiler :
The Terminator


Travel through space, then bring an alien aboard that kills most of the crew.

Spoiler :
Alien


It's too politically incorrect to feature British as villians, so we do aliens instead.

Spoiler :
Independence Day


Oh well, you can feature British as villians, you just have to disguise them as animals.

Spoiler :
The Lion King


A film about a guy that fights automatisation-related causes of unemployment. Also, something with unicorns.

Spoiler :
Bladerunner
 
I'll start with my earlier post since I didn't realize we were supposed to give answers in spoilers.

Security chief gets more than she bargained for
Spoiler :
Alien
Illegal alien embraces vigilantism
Spoiler :
Superman
My dad was a jerk, but my sister's hawt!
Spoiler :
Lone Star
Landowner scares off squatters
Spoiler :
Poltergeist
Old world SWM looking for love
Spoiler :
Dracula


That's it for now. Too much creative thinking at one time gives me a headache.
 
Snakes on a plane.

Spoiler :
Snakes on a Plane


Hard to summarize a plot more baldly than that, I'd say. But some others are close.

A guy named Bill and another guy named Ted go on an excellent adventure.
 
Man doesn't have sex with long time girlfriend for 4 years; she moves on

Spoiler :
Castaway
 
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