Explain a film plot badly

Girl travels to far off land. First thing she does is kill. Then finds 3 friends to kill again.

Spoiler :
The Wizard of Oz


Group spends 9 hours returning jewelry.

Spoiler :
Lord of the Rings trilogy
 
Man seeks revenge. Gets hacked to pieces.
Spoiler :
Braveheart
 
An epic tale of one immigrant family's ups and downs in America.
Spoiler :
The Godfather
Illegal alien needs to make a trunk call.
Spoiler :
E.T.
Hear the lamentations of the women.
Spoiler :
Conan the Barbarian
Rapist saves the day.
Spoiler :
In Harm's Way
 
Step-mother has image issues.

Spoiler :
Snow White
 
Watch a old man in his struggles during his last days.

Spoiler :
Downfall


A Britain goes on a odd journey to find a fancy crockery.

Spoiler :
Monty Python and the Holy Grail


A lad befriends somebody he has been told is his enemy.

Spoiler :
How to Train your Dragon


A visitor shares a tale with his host, who in turn gives his own version, with the visitor then giving a alternative account.

Spoiler :
Hero (2002 film)


Tournament participator trespassers.

Spoiler :
Enter the Dragon


Recently arrived migrant end up becoming dissidents who attempt to escape the realm of a cruel dictator.

Spoiler :
Toy Story 3


A young man comes face to face with his last days alive.

Spoiler :
Blade Runner


Pupil betrays teacher; leaves scores dead at training grounds, later refuses to save his teacher's live.

Spoiler :
Batman Begins


Comedian wants people to be less up tight.

Spoiler :
The Dark Knight


Charismatic leader brings hope to a city.

Spoiler :
The Dark Knight Rises


Playboy attempts new hobby.

Spoiler :
Ironman


Law enforcer attempts to hunt down a wild killer.

Spoiler :
V for Vendetta


Two comrades love their music.

Spoiler :
Blues Brothers


Intruders wreck a genius's house.

Spoiler :
Dr No


A gentleman decides to relocate his house.

Spoiler :
Up
 
classical_hero said:
This is a story of "true love" that ruins a marriage to be, tears apart two families and destroys one town in the process. Ain't love grand.
Spoiler :
Romeo and Juilet
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Whut? :huh: The town wasn't destroyed, and the families were already dysfunctional.
 
Depends whether Baz Luhrmann films it. I think the tearing apart might have been more literal as well, given that they both lose two of their own - if we count Mercutio as an honorary Montague.
 
The absurd part was that in secret window he has a lot lot lot of reason to freak out and be horrified, scared to death etc... but it is just another quirky Johnny-Depp-weirdo... It is almost like someone just pushed Captain Sparrow into a horror thriller. I lost any respect for his acting skills after that one. One of those "There is one thing I can do"-actors.
 
Boy and girl from two feuding families fall in love. They marry in secret and in haste and with the assistance of a friar. Girl's cousin kills boy's cousin. Boy kills girl's cousin in rage. Boy is exiled from the town but before he leaves they spend their honeymoon night together. Girl's father arranges her marriage to someone else. In desperation she seeks the aid of the friar. He gives her a magic potion to take so that she appears to die. Girl's family lay her unconscious body in the crypt, thinking that she's really dead. Friar sends message to boy in exile to return, intending that he find girl woken from her "sleep". Message goes astray. Boy learns from someone else that girl has died, and returns at night to the crypt where girl is lying. Boy finds girl and thinks she's dead. Boy poisons himself and dies. Girl wakes up and finds boy lying dead. Girl stabs herself. And dies.

Spoiler :
When Barry met Fanny Harry met Sally.
 
An obvious adaptation of Kurosawa's brilliant Throne of Blood set in 11th Century Scotland.
Spoiler :
MacBeth
 
So there’s this one spaceship chasing this other spaceship. And the one spaceship is huge. I mean you gotta see this thing. It fills the whole screen when it’s flying over. And it just seems like it’ll never end as it’s flying by. That’s how huge it is. I mean, I don’t think I’m really doing it justice. Imagine, like, a train rolling by you, and it just keeps rolling by and rolling by, for a good long while. Well, this space ship is like that, but it’s all just one unit, not a series of connected but distinct cars. And it’s not a train; it’s a space ship. And it’s not rolling by next to you. It’s like it’s flying above you, like you’re looking at it from the bottom. And it fills your entire visual field. But I mean, it’s like as long as it flies by, it just keeps going and going. You’ll have to see it for yourself to see what I mean. I mean, it’s just gonna blow your mind. You’ve never seen anything like it. And even though it’s, like, one huge ship, there are distinct parts to it that you can make out. Like maybe radar towers. And, like, a docking bay that a whole normal space ship could fit in, but it’s just a pretty minor part of this bigger ship. And then something that looks kind of like the universal joint on the underside of a car. But, anyway, my point is, all these things that you can see on the underside of the spaceship look like they’re really huge things in their own right, and that makes the space ship itself seem just colossally huge, just off-the-charts huge. And even though there’s no noise in space, it kind of rumbles by, and that rumbling itself even makes the thing feel that much more huge. I’m telling ya, go see this movie. It is gonna blow your mind. You are not going to believe what you’re looking at.

Spoiler :
Star Wars. Really, go see it if you never have. It's like awesome.
 
Two men from different backgrounds compete for the love of a younger man.
Spoiler :
Toy Story
 
Gori the Grey said:
So there’s this one spaceship chasing this other spaceship. And the one spaceship is huge. I mean you gotta see this thing. It fills the whole screen when it’s flying over. And it just seems like it’ll never end as it’s flying by. That’s how huge it is. I mean, I don’t think I’m really doing it justice. Imagine, like, a train rolling by you, and it just keeps rolling by and rolling by, for a good long while. Well, this space ship is like that, but it’s all just one unit, not a series of connected but distinct cars. And it’s not a train; it’s a space ship. And it’s not rolling by next to you. It’s like it’s flying above you, like you’re looking at it from the bottom. And it fills your entire visual field. But I mean, it’s like as long as it flies by, it just keeps going and going. You’ll have to see it for yourself to see what I mean. I mean, it’s just gonna blow your mind. You’ve never seen anything like it. And even though it’s, like, one huge ship, there are distinct parts to it that you can make out. Like maybe radar towers. And, like, a docking bay that a whole normal space ship could fit in, but it’s just a pretty minor part of this bigger ship. And then something that looks kind of like the universal joint on the underside of a car. But, anyway, my point is, all these things that you can see on the underside of the spaceship look like they’re really huge things in their own right, and that makes the space ship itself seem just colossally huge, just off-the-charts huge. And even though there’s no noise in space, it kind of rumbles by, and that rumbling itself even makes the thing feel that much more huge. I’m telling ya, go see this movie. It is gonna blow your mind. You are not going to believe what you’re looking at.

Spoiler :
Star Wars. Really, go see it if you never have. It's like awesome.
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I recognized the movie right away. You nailed it perfectly, because that's exactly what it feels like in a real theatre. :goodjob:
 
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