Favourite sayings.

Memorable Civilization II Quotes:

"Wherever wood can swim, there I am sure to find this flag of England." - Napoleon

"Armed neutrality is ineffectual enough at best." - Woodrow Wilson

"East Wind, Rain." - Japanese High Command

"Wild, dark times are rumbling toward us, and the prophet who wishes to write a new apocalypse will have to invent entirely new beasts, and beasts so terrible that the ancient animal symbols of St. John will seem like cooing doves and cupids in comparison." - Lutetia (Paris), 1842.

"My life was too short to achieve the conquest of the whole world." - Genghis Khan

"Who could enumerate this formidable army of Christ? No one, I think, had ever seen or could ever see a like number of such brilliant knights." - Anonymi Gesta Francorum


But, the Best:


"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you." - Nikita Khrushchev
 
"never take life too seriously because no one gets out alive anyway" - don't know who said it
 
Oh man I can't belive I forgot this, instead of saying "put that in your pipe and smoke it" I made up "put that in your ketchup bottle and squirt it on your hot dog"
 
"Resistance is futile..."

"Engage"

"Make it so"

As you can see I'm a bit of a trekkie.
 
The guys I work with are a bunch of Top Gun fans, so things like "Negative, Ghostrider" and "You have the ball" are commonplace.

My favorite historical quotes:

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing" -Edmund Burke

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Benjamin Franklin

"The Heritage of the Past is the Seed that Brings Forth the Harvest of the Future." - engraving on the "Heritage" sculpture in front of The National Archives Building in Washington D.C.

"Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves." -Albert Einstein
 
Good ones everyone. :thumbsup:
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.-- Steven Wright
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.--George Burns
The computer is a moron. -- Peter Drucker
So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.--Billy Murray in Caddyshack
 
"Have an open mind so long as your brains don't fall out."

It's a good rule to live by in general, but it also comes in handy when people say we should teach both creationism and evolution. ;)
 
Whomp said:
Good ones everyone. :thumbsup:

I've got another!

Bill Cosby: "Now my good man, what do you like to play?"
Kid: "Pokemon!"
Bill Cosby: "Pokemon!? Pokemon with the poke and the mon and the thing where the guy comes out of the thing, and he makes a fraaagh fr fra aagh aagh aagh!"
 
"Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!" - Patrick Henry

"I have not yet begun to fight!" - John Paul Jones

"When the government's boot is on your throat, whether it is a left boot or a right boot is of no consequence." - Gary Lloyd

"A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves." - Edward R. Murrow

"What country before ever existed a century & half without a rebellion? & what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance?" - Thomas Jefferson
 
I'm sure I've posted this before but, eh

Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.

and my recent favorite:

The king is dead
Long live the king.
 
Give me liberty or give 15% percent off- America the book

It's a black thing -from that one clip of reno 911 of the white person who acts black talking to a black cop

Damn - Another qoute from the some person as above from the same clip in Reno 911 if you don't know what i am talking about here is the clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt_CWivs1Gk&mode=related&search=reno 911
 
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.
- Albert Einstein
 
"Everything the government touches turns to crap" Ringo Starr
"Anybody who gives up a little liberty for a little security gets none and diserves neither" Ben Franklin
 
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