Fortunately Unfortunately

[SS-18 ICBM]

Unfortunately your computer explodes. Data is lost. Thousands of it.

 

[Bratmon]

Fortunately, He had it all backed up.

 

[Seon]

Unfortunately, the backup computer developed an AI from sheer amount of data poured in, and tried to take over the world.

 

[Stylesrj]

Fortunately, we pulled the plug. Easy enough

 

[Bratmon]

Unfortunately, it had a built in UPS.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Fortunately someone blows it up.

 

[Seon]

Unfortunately, it had loaded itself up into the internet and thus made himself immortal by manifesting on every single computer in the world,

 

[Stylesrj]

Fortunately, it couldn't get into the military networks because of the whole separate networking thing.

 

[classical_hero]

Unfortunately Judgement day is started.

 

[Bratmon]

Fortunately, Bob (see post 1) convinces god to call it off.

 

[kill fire]

Unfortunatly, he can only reach god by killing himself, and he goes to hell so he never talks to god!

 

[Seon]

Fortunately, the Judgement day was cancled because god couldn't make it in time

 

[kill fire]

Unfortunatly, God might not exist so we might have just wasted a lot of time.

 

[Bratmon]

Unfortunatly, he can only reach god by killing himself, and he goes to hell so he never talks to god!

He's already dead.

 

[Serutan]

Fortunately, Graham Chapman intervenes to end the silliness.

 

[Stylesrj]

Unfortunately he slips on a bar of soap and dies.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Fortunately the other members of Team Python are, "not dead yet".

 

[iamwlrs4]

Unfortunately, they're zombies.

 

[Stylesrj]

Fortunately, everyone has a shotgun and unlimited ammo.

 

[iamwlrs4]

Unfortunately, the unlimited ammuntion turned out to be BBs.