Fortunately Unfortunately

[Dachs]

Fortunately, Simulation X23341A concludes and provides valuable data.

Unfortunately, the data are invalidated by the reconstruction of the universe by the Vortigaunts using duct tape and pheropods.

 

[Stylesrj]

Fortunately, Gordon Freeman solves the problem with a crowbar.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Unfortunately this damages the crowbar beyond repair.

 

[Globex]

Fortunately, he gets a new crowbar at the 99cents store.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Unfortunately, it's the 1800s and 99 cents is a lotta money.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Fortunately Gordon robs a bank and makes out with 100 cents.

 

[Globex]

Unfortunately, a police sniper shoots him the in the spine and he becomes a quadriplegic.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Fortunately, Gordon's 1 cent change is enough to buy some candy.

 

[Stylesrj]

Unfortunately, the candy gives him tooth decay.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Fortunately, he feels no pain.

 

[Globex]

Unfortunately, he has to hire someone to chew his food for him.

 

[Stylesrj]

Fortunately, he now knows if someone has tried to poison him.

 

[plarq]

Unfortunately he poisoned himself.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Fortunately, a Mark 48 ADCAP torpedo slams into his boat. The resulting explosion knocks the poison out of his body.

 

[Stylesrj]

Unfortunately, Gordon still has to escape Black Mesa

 

[carmen510]

Fortunately, it is already Half-Life 2.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Unfortunately, the Combine are here.

 

[Stylesrj]

Fortunately, the Vortigaunts will help!

 

[carmen510]

Unfortunately, your computer crashes.

 

[Globex]

Fortunately, you save a computer technician from being run over by a car and in exchange for saving his life, he agrees to fix your computer and install upgraded parts, making the computer better and faster than ever.