Fox-04 -- The Prime Directive

[ChrTh]

lurker's comment:
Kes was the hottest.

 

[pholkhero]

Tribble Comment
7 of 9 IS the hottest, sorry all. Ever hear the stories of how her husband, former congressman (?) Jack Ryan tried to take her to sex clubs in paris....mmmm...sex clubs in paris. Of course, T'Pol is in heat ever other episode, so i guess it's six of one, half dozen of the other.

"you can dance like sulu, you can leave your cares behind . . ."

 

[Cosmichail]

Pholkhero, Yeah I heard about that and those clubs in Paris are really something. Ended up in one on a 10 city business trip in Europe. (not sex club just a bar in downtown Paris) It was pretty hot stuff something like Amsterdam. You would never see anything like that here in Canada.

 

[ruff_hi]

Of course, T'Pol is in heat ever other episode, so i guess it's six of one, half dozen of the other.

Isn't it 7 of one, t'dozen of the other?

"you can dance like sulu, you can leave your cares behind . . ."

And thanks for that - I listened to the whole silly song.

 

[pindicator]

I'm seriously starting to doubt my nerd quotient for being in this SG. I've been w/o television for a long time, but I have my folks Tivo the new BSG rather than the new Enterprise.

Did somebody seriously say Tasha Yar was the hottest? What did you get your hands on?

 

[Cosmichail]

Pindicator,

Hey I want want they are

Tasha Yar wasn't hard on the eyes but I thought Gates McFaddon was more to look at. Also Troi kind of looked heavy in the beginning of SNG but later in the series looked pretty good too.

 

[Rex Tyrannus]

Troi's a horse. Gates McFaddon has that sort of MILF quality about her that could really get me going. Tasha never did a thing for me. Dax was a damned lusty brunette. And T'Pol is simply lust incarnate (in a tight uniform).

 

[ruff_hi]

T'Pol is the '7 of 9' character for Enterprise but with the screenwriters deciding that she should have lots of 'look ma, no clothes' scenes.

 

[namliaM]

which sucked hind tit.

LMOA, as a young unknown Ensign steps onto the bridge ****ling along with the bridge officers. He hands over a pad to the first officer, who had barely recovered from the lengthy operation on his neck.
With a strange look on his face Chakotay hands the pad to the Captain, who says: "Got what, Ensign?".

The young Ensign, stoutly says... I got the bridge captain so the officers can enjoy some shore leave, thus begins the adventure of the Young, brave and endering Ensign as the officers leave the bridge, looking forward to some R&R.

Acting captains log, Ensign Ochimoto supplemental. Under my command we constructed the NX-01, it can move 2 Parsects in a short time, which means we can "reach out and touch, somebodies hand"... Oh wait computer strike that last part....
The computer relays back, 2 parsects in a short time. The scientists meanwhile were very bussy studying the depths of the oceans of the planet far below us, some of the scientists are working together with some natives. Thogether the were actually thinking up some new stuff in rapid pace. As I am reading the communications from earth, I find that something called Judaism was founded... I wonder what that is.

After walking thru the corridors a scientist fresh in from earth, tells me that there is something called Priesthood that they are working on. Supposedly it can give us a big jump on research.
Note for the return of the Captain, an engeneer dropped by the bridge with some note scribled on a pad. Something about an upgrade to the food replicators about to be installed, however to install this we need to go easy on the replicators as the energy is needed for other things. But ones the replicators are back, the will get better than ever.
A stray communication is picked up out of the space static, something about beeing last on something on someones list. The static is to much and the communication is lost.

In persuit of some kind of strange snake, our combined scientists have set there eyes on an ancient form of communication.... Writing its seems to resemble a pad, but had something to do with trees??
Supposedly it also leads to some form of government? And will give some information about snakeheads??

Totaly confused and dased the unknown Ensign strays off the bridge leaving a pad which has a picture on it


Will the crew be able to figure out what is happening? What will happen now that the bridge is left unattended by the dazed Ensign? Stay tuned in the next episode of FOX-04

Spoiler plain english :

Build a boat, researched Mono, Priesthood, Agriculture and started on writing
Found 2 AI in the same turn

I hope you guys liked it... I tried my best...

 

[Maquis]

lurker's comment:

Well I have't chimed in .... er, "hailed" yet.

I feel so ashamed, but I was unable to stick it out to finish Enterprise... got lost in season 2 somewhere. I do need to go back and re-visit; with HDNET showing Enterprise in HD, should be a great way to do so. T'Pol in HD

(Although, I have to throw my vote in with Dax as the hottest trek babe.)

 

[Cosmichail]

You guys remember the episode on Enterprise where they landed on a planet like Earth and went camping. After a while everybody went nuts because of something in the atmosphere. What a cheesy setup that was, the tents looked something you could buy at Walmart today. You think in 21st century they would have better stuff than cheap tents from Walmart. I did follow it to the end and to my dismay UPN dropped it and no more. I like anything with space themes except Andromeda - don't like that one at all. Yep Dax is sure hot but she is a model too. I think her real name is Terry Farrell. She modelled way before Startrek.

@Chris

Kes was supposed to make Voyager appealing for the males but didn't do the job and that's why they brought on Seven of Nine. Once she came on board the shows rating shot up.

We should start a "Star Trek" discussion thread, I don't think Greyfox realizes what he started.

 

[Rex Tyrannus]

E-N-S-I-G-N

Edit: namliaM knows that my spelling sucks tacheon wind. But he also knows that I MUST make fun of all things Dutch.

 

[pholkhero]

You think in 21st century they would have better stuff than cheap tents from Walmart.

You forget, though, that once Walmart attains sentience adn becomes the only store around, there'd be no more need for innovation. And so, the Tent industry stagnates.

We should start a "Star Trek" discussion thread, I don't think Greyfox realizes what he started.

Indeed. If i'm being bothersome, let me know; i'll cease posting (but I send Q after you!)

 

[Cosmichail]

Roster for Bridge Duty

-- GreyFox == Captain Greyfox USS Enterprise
-- Ruff Hi == Back to Quarters == Empath??
-- namliaM == Successful survey and returning to Engine room == Engineer??
-- pindicator == Report to the Bridge == Communications officer??
-- Sam Yeager == Standing by in Observation Lounge == Helmsman??
-- Cosmichail == Trying to reach Seven of Nine == Tactical officer??

I am just pitching here as we all should have a designation of sorts and I think Captain Greyfox should assign them.

Pholkhero I actually think Greyfox is delightfully surprised considering he almost considered giving up on this thread. Yep Walmart is pretty much sentient here in Canada leaving just several big stores and Ma and Pop shops all gone. Please don't send Q after me I would rather have Seven of Nine assimilate me oh yeah....

 

[ChrTh]

lurker's comment:
@Rex: It's T-A-C-H-Y-O-N

 

[Rex Tyrannus]

lurker's comment:
@Rex: It's T-A-C-H-Y-O-N

I-D-I-O-T <slaps_forehead /> My goodness, if Pholk had done that, lord knows what vile slur I'd have sent his way. So there you go, Pholk. Free shot. Do your worst.

 

[pholkhero]

Nah ~ i'm not that petty

 

[ruff_hi]

Oh dear - the truth is out. Rex and P'hero are actually the same person. Both joined within days of each other and both have approximately 1700 posts. This observation makes the SG they played with each other an interesting experience.

 

[Cosmichail]

Edit: namliaM knows that my spelling sucks tacheon wind. But he also knows that I MUST make fun of all things Dutch.

Yep and what's with Pennsylvania Dutch. They aren't even Dutch they're German. Talk about confused Americans. (I guess they must have heard Deutsch and thought they meant Dutch LOL)

Rex there's a quantum singularity heading your way......warping you into another world where you have to eat Dutch licorice all day. (especially the really salty ones mmmmmm) (great for those with hypertension)

PS everybody there is a spell checker built in the editor here. I use it a lot as I hate spelling mistakes. Just a fussy Dutch-Canuck.

Live long and prosper fellow nerds......(revenge of the nerds)

 

[pindicator]

reporting for duty (got it)

... a pity this B.A. in English could only get me a Communications Officer gig, sheesh. It'll take forever to pay off my student loans on that pay scale.