^^ OK, I get it now.
You are all going to have to improve the standard of jokes here
You are all going to have to improve the standard of jokes here
Fox08 - The Bad Joke Continues
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r_rolo1
King of myself
^^Now that is a good bad joke.... I need to learn a thing or two 
GreyFox
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For a moment there I thought the first person there was a female ... but usually a female employee doesn't say her boss is great if she had to "help him in bed". It's usually a male subordinate that would think his female boss is great if he had to "help her in bed" ... 
FeedBack
Time for some FeedBack!
Wow. I thought when I came back to check here we'd be toast. But we're not! Thank Blake that we are facing AI's!
Well, I need a skip joke again. So, here it is:
Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street to meet Rolo's chicken?
Well, I need a skip joke again. So, here it is:
Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street to meet Rolo's chicken?
Spoiler :
GreyFox
Make it so ...
Pholky is dangerously close to the 24 hrs mark ... but you do have another 12 hrs to post a got it since I won't be able to play until tonight.
SO the question is why doesn't the old lady wants to meet a chick?
SO the question is why doesn't the old lady wants to meet a chick?
I think DM would be the correct forum for the answer to this one.
pholkhero
Deviant Mind
skip me please ~ i haven't even had time for PH09 yet, though I may get to it today. I won't be able to play until tomorrow night (about 24 hrs) so if you want to grab it, fox, i'll play after you ~
GreyFox
Make it so ...
Bad Joke
The Boring Turnset
Nothing much happens. We got Corporation and continued with Assembly Line, then to Electricity.
I was waiting for Izzy to ask for help again, but alas:
They made peace and we became Toku's most hated enemy.
We got a stupid event again, and somehow, the Random Spirit asked for gold somewhat higher than we have.
Speaking of which, we shouldn't reduce science slider (since commerce would go through the beaker multiplier, which is higher than the hammer multiplier). Instead, we should change to produce wealth when we are almost out of money. Well once Assembly Line came in, I produced wealth for a few turns before starting Assembly Plant. I upgraded one infantry and the rest should see us through 100% research for some while.
AssPlant does add 1 unhealthiness, fortunately (or unfortunately) we do not have coal (yet, as I foresee we would eventually inevitably raze that HRE city), so it is only 1 unhealthiness. This is compensated by the Merchant:
Remember the episode of Izzy asking us for help? Well, the opportunity may arise yet again, as Gilgamesh declared on her. She rapidly lost 2 cities. So, do agree when she asked.
Hmmm ... someone should brief Gilgamesh our plan. He is taking Izzy's line!
The tech situation, we may be able to help Izzy a bit and sell her Rifling.
Next up should pursue the Industrialism then Steel > Artillery > Rocketry path, or (I recommend) the Computer path to unlock labs first.
Spoiler :
The Boring Turnset
Nothing much happens. We got Corporation and continued with Assembly Line, then to Electricity.
I was waiting for Izzy to ask for help again, but alas:
They made peace and we became Toku's most hated enemy.
We got a stupid event again, and somehow, the Random Spirit asked for gold somewhat higher than we have.
Speaking of which, we shouldn't reduce science slider (since commerce would go through the beaker multiplier, which is higher than the hammer multiplier). Instead, we should change to produce wealth when we are almost out of money. Well once Assembly Line came in, I produced wealth for a few turns before starting Assembly Plant. I upgraded one infantry and the rest should see us through 100% research for some while.
AssPlant does add 1 unhealthiness, fortunately (or unfortunately) we do not have coal (yet, as I foresee we would eventually inevitably raze that HRE city), so it is only 1 unhealthiness. This is compensated by the Merchant:
Remember the episode of Izzy asking us for help? Well, the opportunity may arise yet again, as Gilgamesh declared on her. She rapidly lost 2 cities. So, do agree when she asked.
Hmmm ... someone should brief Gilgamesh our plan. He is taking Izzy's line!
The tech situation, we may be able to help Izzy a bit and sell her Rifling.
Next up should pursue the Industrialism then Steel > Artillery > Rocketry path, or (I recommend) the Computer path to unlock labs first.
>>> The Save (1810AD) <<<
Spoiler :
GreyFox
Make it so ...
Roster
-- GreyFox == Hammer and Cookie for HRE
>> Shyuhe == UP
-- Feedback == aye, aye, skipper
-- Imhotep == Lawyer joke from the lawyer
-- r_rolo1 == Sleeping with boss
-- pholkhero == busy pholking around God knows where
-- GreyFox == Hammer and Cookie for HRE
>> Shyuhe == UP
-- Feedback == aye, aye, skipper
-- Imhotep == Lawyer joke from the lawyer
-- r_rolo1 == Sleeping with boss
-- pholkhero == busy pholking around God knows where
shyuhe
Deity
got it. Will play tomorrow.
shyuhe
Deity
Should we pursue the electricity wonders? Or concentrate on building more troops?
GreyFox
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I don't know about either. For wonders, they are pretty useless as they give artists points, something we don't want. For troops, currently it takes 3 turns to produce an infantry, whereas only 110 gold to upgrade a rifleman to infantry. It may be better to simply produce wealth (since we are producing ~50+ gold per turn).
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·Imhotep·
Legendary Builder
The wonders are pretty useless for OCC and wasted hammers. The only two wonders I would consider in the future are Cristo Redentor (Radio) and obviously the Space Elevator (Satellites + Robotics). And yes, we should try to trade Izzy Rifling for Steel...
Imhotep
Imhotep
GreyFox
Make it so ...
However, if you feel particular wonderful today (forgive the pun), the 5-sided thingy might be considered, although I hate it since they nerfed it to a Great Spy point rather than GE.
r_rolo1
King of myself
^^We fear you're becoming too advanced..... the overlay that AI puts on redlined techs in the trade table if you passed a certain number of tech trades with them.
P.S And by the way, welcome to the CFC forums ( I always wanted to say that.... )
P.S And by the way, welcome to the CFC forums ( I always wanted to say that.... )
Thanks!
And aha - guess just a bad acronym...should be WFYBTA (no 'A' between YB)
This SB thing looks pretty fun, though I think I'll need to work on my single player a bit more before I jump in, as I haven't tried any of the much harder difficulties. At a point now where I can win just about any game (completely random start with random civ) on Noble. Also guess I'd need to get Warlords and BtS (or just BtS??) as I'm still playing with the base game.
And aha - guess just a bad acronym...should be WFYBTA (no 'A' between YB)
This SB thing looks pretty fun, though I think I'll need to work on my single player a bit more before I jump in, as I haven't tried any of the much harder difficulties. At a point now where I can win just about any game (completely random start with random civ) on Noble. Also guess I'd need to get Warlords and BtS (or just BtS??) as I'm still playing with the base game.
GreyFox
Make it so ...
Heh, there is an "A", it is actually "We Fear You Are Becoming Too Advance". AFAIK, it is not only techs you trade with the AI. It is all techs you get from trading (no matter from who).
Just BtS will do (Firaxis will probably put a bounty on my head), since BtS contains everything Warlords has and much more. Only exception is the scenarios.
Welcome, Trynthlas. I find playing SG the best way to improve your game, plus it adds longetivity. I probably won't play as many SP games as I'd played SGs.
Just BtS will do (Firaxis will probably put a bounty on my head), since BtS contains everything Warlords has and much more. Only exception is the scenarios.
Welcome, Trynthlas. I find playing SG the best way to improve your game, plus it adds longetivity. I probably won't play as many SP games as I'd played SGs.
·Imhotep·
Legendary Builder
@Trynthlas:
Welcome
. You'll find anything from Noble to Deity SGs here, so I guess you should just jump into one and see how you like it. Some SGs are closed shops though as some players like to play with a core group they know. This has not so much to do with hostility as with knowing about reliability and playing skill. Just give it a shot, it's great fun (and most of all being 
by Fox 
).
Imhotep
Welcome
. You'll find anything from Noble to Deity SGs here, so I guess you should just jump into one and see how you like it. Some SGs are closed shops though as some players like to play with a core group they know. This has not so much to do with hostility as with knowing about reliability and playing skill. Just give it a shot, it's great fun (and most of all being by Fox ).Imhotep
