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Funniest Thing the Computer has Said?

Discussion in 'Civ3 - Stories & Tales' started by KnightOwl, Oct 31, 2001.

  1. Beanzy

    Beanzy Prince

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    I was at war with the Japanese, and they had only one city left. I decided to try and make peace just to see what they'd give me. I said to them "My troops approach your cities... etc." and they replied "War! Huh -- Good god, ya'll! What is is good for? Absolutely nothing! I'd be happy to make peace with you." :)
     
  2. nickmandler

    nickmandler L'utilisateur du site web

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    I got from Hannibal: "Despite the rumors spread by my enemies, I am not a cannibal. Come closer."
     
  3. NewWaver

    NewWaver Special Agent

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    I noticed on a couple occasions that the makers of the game must be huge fans of Kenny Rogers and The Beatles. Mao once said to me in a game, after wanting to make peace, "You've got to know when to hold them, know when to fold them". He must enjoy gambling with his life. :p

    As for the Beatles, I think it was when I was quitting the game (I can't remember exactly), but it had some lyrics to a Beatles song. That put a smile on my face. :)
     
  4. Reddwarfian

    Reddwarfian E're now! Whats all this?

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    Score one for us vegitarians!!!

    I got a screenie of that somewhere...
     
  5. Sparkle

    Sparkle Chieftain

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    I asked Xerxes to remove his troops from my territory. And he replied:
    "No problemo. We're outta here."

    and later he asked me to get out of his territory and it offered me this reply:
    "Sorry, bad maps."

    :)
     
  6. Vlad Dracula

    Vlad Dracula Warlord

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    I traded tech with Montezuma.And he said something to the effect of "Good now i won't have to eat your liver"Monty is a good one for quotes
     
  7. Vlad Dracula

    Vlad Dracula Warlord

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  8. Titan2018

    Titan2018 Warlord

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    Pretty genreic but when you win the space race one of you opponents will say: 'Doh...I thought we were supposed to kick your people off the planet!" :lol:
     
  9. Kiech

    Kiech King

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    Taken right from diplomacy.txt throw in your fav civ name:

     
  10. OFFSPRING

    OFFSPRING Chieftain

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    ...
    i'd say Wang has lost it...
     
  11. ToddMarshall

    ToddMarshall Maniac - Stellar Wingman

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    It's been a while back now, so I don't remember the exact quote.

    I was Egypt and Shaka was asking for an MA against the Babs who were riping him apart:

    Babalon persists in harrassing our women, childern, and cattle. Please lend us a hand in our war. We must protect those cattle!
     
  12. Vlad Dracula

    Vlad Dracula Warlord

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    Duke Grendel is telling the truth Alexander said the ayb thing to me after i lost gotm18
     
  13. OFFSPRING

    OFFSPRING Chieftain

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    hannibal is pretty mad....
    :D

     
  14. RussiaWarMachin

    RussiaWarMachin Chieftain

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    I got that once, I nearly wet myself it was so funny.
     
  15. Vlad Dracula

    Vlad Dracula Warlord

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    In the game i a currently playing i was talking to shaka and my advisor told me to "Be carefull we know shaka has mistreated our chinese friend's.I guess he'd been on vacation because i had just conquered the chinese
     
  16. Sheep

    Sheep Orange Shrooms!

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    Shaka told me 'He you are a little too nice for your own good, if I were you I would kick my ass'.
     
  17. Vlad Dracula

    Vlad Dracula Warlord

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    Learned Japan feels sorry for the ignorant Celtic peopleand we gracouslyoffer to expand your tiny minds.wm for wm trade
     
  18. Obssesed Nuker

    Obssesed Nuker Resident Nuclear Launcher

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    Oh yeah... that scarred me for life.
     
  19. Obssesed Nuker

    Obssesed Nuker Resident Nuclear Launcher

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    Oh yeah... that scarred me for life.
     
  20. mrgenius

    mrgenius the evil genius

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    i once had a revolution, then forgot (wtf was i smoking?) then clicked on the revolution button again. the reply was
    "master, have did you take your medications this morning? :lol:
     

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